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Zoey (spooky, gay)

@fartcaptor.bsky.social

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I, homo Trans lesbian millennial in Minnesota who needs to get her shit together 🏳️‍🌈‍🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🦋

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Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · Dec 28

"At best I gleam like a sloppy poo bobbing up and down in a sewer"

A cartoony 2D version of Awayuki floating on her back in a river sewage, barfing out a wavy, pixelated rainbow

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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 3h

they should give trans women 500,000 dollars

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Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 3h

If there aren't already random cosplayers showing up at like, the Kentucky Derby, then Umamusume needs to start adding characters based on American racehorses until it starts happening

Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 4h

Hell yeah!

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Eeeric Booran @deveric.net · 5h

Perfect nest placement. No notes.

pigeon sitting on an egg on an escalator.

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Sbug Games @sbug.games · 16h

3 and a half years of isopod rolling down big hills!
Isopod is finally coming out tomorrow!
store.steampowered.com/app/2053910/...

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Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 5h

I want to believe they also used AI to generate the ad itself and just sent it off without looking. I don't want to imagine the sad, empty husk of a creature for whom this image evokes "wild fantasies", "adventure" or "infinite worlds" even slightly

Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 5h

WHERE DO THESE OWLS KEEP COMING FROM

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Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 5h

WHY

WHY ON EVERY RUN

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Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 6h

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

HOW ARE YOU SLEEPING SO POORLY WHEN YOU GET SO MUCH EXERCISE??

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Rook Killjoy (dirtyhands the ninth) @foxrook.bsky.social · 9h

So GFM is down, so other links here! Still at $0.

$675 needed Nov 1 for rent, only 13 days away!

Disabled queer trans artist trying to stay housed while being treated for air trapping/possible COPD.
💕💸🏳️‍⚧️

#MutualAid #DisabilityCrowdfund
#TransCrowdfund

paypal.me/rookkilljoy
CashApp/Venmo: foxrook

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Rook Killjoy (dirtyhands the ninth) @foxrook.bsky.social · 22h

$675 needed Nov 1 for rent, only 13 days away!

Disabled queer trans artist trying to stay housed while being treated for air trapping/possible COPD.

Breathing problems make gig work impossible. TYSM! 💕💸🏳️‍⚧️

#MutualAid #DisabilityCrowdfund
#TransCrowdfund

paypal.me/rookkilljoy
CashApp/Venmo: foxrook

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Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 16h

Deeply unserious creature

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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 16h

anyway good night

Fluffy gray tabby half asleep on a plush purple blanket while a blue-eyed black dog with a very pink tongue looking on from the background - in a fashion that might be described as “sinister” if she weren’t so goofy.

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Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 17h

Hara Urara's win animation is so goddamn cute. SHE'S SO FREAKING EXCITED TO ACTUALLY WIN THAT SHE VIBRATES AS SHE PROCESSES IT 😭

Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 18h

I continue to be very gay about women

Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 20h

Okarun is a good sweet very very dumb boy. I'd possibly be okay with him and Momo dating even if he keeps being a boy

Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 20h

HORSE GIRLS REAL??

a sheet of paper in Okarun's notebook, where he's drawing some kind of alien crab with 3 human noses and mouths. Above it he's written some math (?) notes in Japanese, and then "UMA?" double underlined and circled

Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 20h

Actually no. Okarun should transition and then all three of them should kiss

Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 20h

Momo and Aira should stop fighting over Okarun and kiss

Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 21h

why are my girls so eepy? is this my fault? are they somehow learning these bad sleeping habits from me??

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Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 21h

I mean I fully agree we should do MORE, than the ACA does or even attempted to do, but I don't get the impression that's his complaint

Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 21h

My Umamusume runs have been absolutely cursed lately. Every run my horse is afflicted with Night Owl at least twice, often even before their debut

It's messed up

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Rook Killjoy (dirtyhands the ninth) @foxrook.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you for this space. 💙

I'm a disabled queer trans artist trying to survive medical treatment for pulmonary issues & stay housed since gig work is not possible right now thanks to my lungs.

All help/boosts are appreciated! Every cent helps!

#MutualAid #HelpPeopleLive2025
#DisabilityCrowdfund

Rook Killjoy (dirtyhands the ninth) @foxrook.bsky.social · 2d

Hello all!

Disabled queer trans artist trying to stay housed while being treated for air trapping/possible COPD.

$675 needed Nov 1 for rent.

Being unable to breathe makes gig work impossible.TYSM! 💕💸🏳️‍⚧️

#MutualAid #DisabilityCrowdfund
#TransCrowdfund

paypal.me/rookkilljoy
CashApp/Venmo: foxrook

Donate to Help disabled queer gigworker survive and stay housed, organized by Brandi Michelle Burnett

Hi everyone! I wanted to make a proper update to explain that… Brandi Michelle Burnett needs your support for Help disabled queer gigworker survive and stay housed

gofund.me

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Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 23h

This is what the anime Yurikuma Arashi ("Lesbian Bear Storm") was all about

a bunch of white flowers with a label that says always on it

Alt: A girl's hand a bear's paw gently high-fiving in front of a bunch of white lilies

media.tenor.com

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emily moonlight @threnody.bsky.social · 1d

i was at the zoo & the tour guide said something like “horses are the only domesticated animals that can poop without breaking stride” & i was like “that can’t be true, i bet i could do it” but i was never gonna test that—until now, in your hallway, if i visit your home & you have one of these.

Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 1d

“At toilet time, you sign in via a fingerprint sensor so that the device knows who's using the facilities. (Please wash your hands before signing out or tracking your progress.) Then, check in with the app for the day's analysis and trends over time.”

Kohler Wants to Put a Tiny Camera in Your Toilet and Analyze the Contents

The company's new Dekoda toilet accessory is like a little bathroom detective.

www.cnet.com

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