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Gen @genmasho.bsky.social · 12h

A poster that says
Did you see:
-a tent in the woods?
-someone shoplifting?
-a person sleeping in their car?
NO YOU FUCKING DIDNT
people are struggling don't make it worse

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Geekcliché @geekcliche.bsky.social · 3h

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South Dakota Department of Propaganda @southdakota.bsky.social · 10h

A meme style image. Top: a film still of a pale, blond, long haired person in a white shirt, gazing sideways while holding another persons hands against a dark background. Bottom: a TV guide style blurb reads 11 p.m. Interview With a Vampire 1994 and humorously says the star is a soulless recluse who lurks in darkness and drains the life from people, then adds he is also in this movie about a vampire. The joke is the contrast between the insult and the film description.

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 9h

Horrifying audio preview

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Hetan Shah @hetanshah.bsky.social · 16h

Government has published one of those quiet but important documents that might get overlooked as it is not 'newsy'. The headline finding is that £1 of public R&D investment generates £8 in net economic benefits for the UK over the long term
www.gov.uk/government/p...

The value of public R&D

www.gov.uk

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Geekcliché @geekcliche.bsky.social · 10h

Has anyone checked RFK Jr?

Popular Science @popsci.com · 10h

Okay, you guys. Someone better fess up.

www.popsci.com/environment/...

Zombie worms have gone missing

Biologists investigate the case of the lost ‘bone devourers’ that feed on whale carcasses.

www.popsci.com

Geekcliché @geekcliche.bsky.social · 11h

Give them their own app “Boo Who Sky”

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Geekcliché @geekcliche.bsky.social · 11h

Maybe it was about your handwriting, you have “sad ‘i’s” because you don’t draw a little heart instead of a dot.

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badly-drawn boo! 👻 @soapachu.bsky.social · 11h

People don't "accidentally" say grotesquely racist things, but they may accidentally say them *aloud*.

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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 15h

Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior

bring on the headless horses @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 15h

sting? fucking STING? who in 2025 wants to see solo sting? this has to be a joke

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NFL Succumbs To Bad Bunny Criticism And Announces Special Super Bowl Concert With Sting

In an unexpected bid to calm the frenzy over Bad Bunny headlining the 2026 Super Bowl show, the NFL has introduced a special feature.

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James Enge @jamesenge.bsky.social · 11h

From the demented genius of Cris Shapan: Price Krispies. The text on the box works best when read in your Vincent Price impression. (Don't tell me you don't have one; it will just make me sad.)

Faked (but not AI-faked) photos of the front and side of a cereal box: Fuxllog's PRICE KRISPIES "murdered corn flake cereal". The image on the front of the box shows a youngish Vincent Price looking with macabre interest at a bowl of crispy, perhaps krispy, flakes on which milk is being poured. Instead of "snap! crackle! pop!" the flakes are emitting "ARRGH! GURGLE! SHRIEK!" A corner panel boasts that the cereal is "dripping with 8 creepy fright-a-mins". The nutritional panel has too many jokes to fit even in the generous alt-text allowance of Bluesky. A sampling "Fuxlloggs Price Crispies are labeled in accordance with federal standards for nutrition labeling as established by American International Pictures and the U.S. Food and Drug Administration. These delicious sugar coated flakes of corn are fortified with 8 vitamins, 2 minerals, and the remains of Dr. Phibes' beloved deceased wife." And "THIS PACKAGE IS SOLD BY WEIGHT, NOT BY VOLUME. SOME SETTLING OF CONTENTS MAY HAVE OCCURRED DURING SHIPMENT AND HANDLING THE SAME WAY THAT LOOSE DIRT WILL SETTLE INTO A FRESHLY DUG GRAVE. MUHUHHAH!"

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Geekcliché @geekcliche.bsky.social · 11h

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Dave Hutchinson @hutchinsondave.bsky.social · 15h

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Available for weddings, bar mitzvahs, and childrens’ parties. Balloon animals a speciality.

Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 16h

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look upon this one simple trick and the results will surprise you.

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Geekcliché @geekcliche.bsky.social · 11h

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. You killed my father, prepare to die!

Dave Hutchinson @hutchinsondave.bsky.social · 15h

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Available for weddings, bar mitzvahs, and childrens’ parties. Balloon animals a speciality.

Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 16h

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look upon this one simple trick and the results will surprise you.

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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 14h

A halloween books cartoon for @theguardian.com

Image: The library of an ancient castle. A full moon shines through a gothic window. A vampire creeps up behing a carpenter.
Caption: "It had not been easy, but the Count was glad that he had resisted drinking the carpenter's blood until his beautiful new bookshelves were complete."

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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · Jul 16

you say "i asked chatgpt"
i hear "i asked [an improv comedy group]"

an improv group wrote this report
instead of a therapist i use an improv comedy group

Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · Jul 16

chatgpt is much like an improv comedy group

1) you are the audience, giving it prompts
2) it produces things roughly shaped like your prompt
3) it is trained to respond with Yes, And
4) it has the factual accuracy of improv
5) it does not understand comedy

Dr. Casey Fiesler @cfiesler.bsky.social · Jul 16

This is fascinating: www.reddit.com/r/OpenAI/s/I...

Someone “worked on a book with ChatGPT” for weeks and then sought help on Reddit when they couldn’t download the file. Redditors helped them realized ChatGPT had just been roleplaying/lying and there was no file/book…

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Geekcliché @geekcliche.bsky.social · 11h

A 49 year old man with a traumatic history*

*just me sat in the dark avoiding people.

oooOOOooorbette @orbette.bsky.social · 20h

What terrifying thing are you dressing as this Halloween I'm dressing up as acid reflux

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Geekcliché @geekcliche.bsky.social · 17h

Loving this pun based band name

Band on the Wall presents
A Halloween
Spooktacular
Friday 31 October
Start the night with Baked a la Ska's Halloween Special, followed immediately by Club Coco's Coco Maria & Me
Gusta Collective.
Baked A La Ska take their bloodied chainsaw to your most loved spooky classics at Band on the Wall once more!
Maximise your Halloween fun content with one of the country's most entertaining live acts - expect a few hits from the spookiest ska record ever made - "Skalloween"
Fancy dress is enthusiastically encouraged!
Baked A La Ska are the "heavy heavy sound" of Manchester, a super charged 11-headed ska monster on a rampage through the dance floors of the UK leaving a trail of skanked out bodies in their wake.

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 1d

Starmer could get his approval rating back up by simply quote tweeting Musk’s civil war rubbish with the words “Fuck off, mate”.

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Joshua Rivera @jmrivera.bsky.social · 1d

“We never validated our core assumptions” is in the running for tech quote of the decade

PC Gamer @pcgamer.com · 1d

"We never validated our core assumptions before investing heavily in solutions. The truth is that gamers already had the solution to their problems, and they weren't going to switch platforms just because a new one was available," a former Amazon exec said earlier this year.