Tim Shea
@gingerjet.net
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🏳️‍🌈 | he/him | security architect @ playstation | 🚲 | 🐕 | 🐈‍⬛ | 🎮 | DEFCON Goon recovering minnesotan now living in san diego email: [email protected] signal: gingerjet.13 psn: gingerjet
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claudiopozas.bsky.social
The fact that none of these bebês caught Bridges' perfect joke makes me crumble.
sadvil.bsky.social
A great weekend to share Jeff Bridges making a perfect joke
gingerjet.net
Lord help me I’m in Florida where the airport has a ceramic laguna behind an inch of plastic.
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sphynxian.bsky.social
Unscheduled all-hands meeting.
impavid.us
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
gingerjet.net
Do they not realize that "human security pre-internet levels" was really quite bad?
gingerjet.net
This came up just last week in which I got copied an email saying "we are enabling all this new stuff in this SaaS product!" and I asked for the approved security review of the "new stuff".

They weren't happy. But them being unhappy is not relevant.
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h4zy.bsky.social
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“Vulnerability exceptions are approved”
nerienis.bsky.social
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“Murder board approved *that*?’
queenoliviaiii.com
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“The tapes wouldn’t start”
gingerjet.net
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“security review was required?”
h4zy.bsky.social
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“Vulnerability exceptions are approved”
nerienis.bsky.social
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“Murder board approved *that*?’
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mattcolville.bsky.social
Anyway, the original is a brilliant mess. An unwritten film that used a technique never used before, never used again.

I would just remake that original film, with a writer, and actually use the hi-con b/w technique again. I'd shoot it the way they did. It would be insane. It would be amazing.
gingerjet.net
The hilarious line from a rent a cop standing on a window washing crane “didn’t anyone tell you stealing is wrong!” in Tron:Legacy is worth the movie price alone

And yet more believable than anything in Hackers
gingerjet.net
What about the AI features already built into the current gen game consoles?
gingerjet.net
Very first thing that appeared ….
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ronarwah.bsky.social
this is how wahs exercise, by running on a escalator.
gingerjet.net
NextDoor is about to explode in anger.

(good)
stano.bsky.social
Not exaggerating when I say that SB 79, a bill making it easier to build housing near mass transit, is the most consequential piece of legislation that the Democratic Party has passed all year. Saying no to the worst people in our coalition proves we're serious about the future.
gingerjet.net
Minneapolis/St. Paul has incredibly better biking infrastructure than San Diego
gingerjet.net
Impossible to enforce. Every business out there uses some sort of VPN.
gingerjet.net
App passwords are common across many industries including financial. They are quick to implement and offer reasonable security for one off use cases like this one to give limited access to data in another account without having to use your main credentials.
gingerjet.net
In 2005 I was working for a large bank who purchased google search appliances and plugged them in. They were unplugged a day later as they were happily returning customer records.

Not a new problem.
gingerjet.net
As a Minnesotan now in SoCal who has had dogs all his life - it annoys me to no end to run into one at a SoCal grocery store. Which happens every time I’m in one. And they aren’t pretending to be service animals. Besides putting up the No Dogs sign - the employees chose to do nothing.
gingerjet.net
Not the first time being reported to HR for "doing my job" but explaining to the idiot who reported me the multi year explicit history of a domain was fun.
gingerjet.net
Imagine being reported to HR for "hating religion" when some member of a new church tries to hit their website only to get back a message saying "blocked due to being a sexually explicit site" since there is usually a lag time between something being registered and being reclassified.
gingerjet.net
This also works in reverse. When I did corporate infosec that usually meant owning the egress filtering lists. HR would order us to ban "porn" so we did using subscription url lists. But a lot of "porn" domains expire and get reregistered by something else.

Like churches.
mikestabile.bsky.social
These URLs aren't hijacked by "porn sites" — they're hijacked by scam artists who mass purchase expired domains to either rout traffic to a page crammed with gambling/sex/penis pill/dating ads or to embarrass someone enough that they'll pay a ransom to kill it.
UK libraries urged to remove children’s books with URL hijacked by porn site
Puffin issues alert to schools and local authorities over books in popular Spy Dog series by Andrew Cope
www.theguardian.com
gingerjet.net
I had to google “Lee Greenwood”

I didn’t have to google “Bad Bunny”
mearns.bsky.social
lmao this dolt is beyond parody.
yeah Lee Greenwood, totally appealing to all audiences. you nailed it buddy
“Lee Greenwood for Super Bowl halftime show!”   says the idiot