Alexandrian Apologist
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She/They | Living for the day Trump, Vance, and Musk flee the continent. | Death before detransition. | Find me on Tumblr for my less serious side.
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goldenslowpoke.bsky.social
Congratulations America! You now live under the largest Police Dictatorship in Human History! Here's how to survive it:
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chriswarcraft.bsky.social
So after watching that game, Butker could very easily fix his kicking motion by aiming his feet and hips at where he wants to plant, rather than at the ball.

If you aim at the ball, you have to open your hips at some point to get to your plant foot spot, which introduces horizontal motion.
chriswarcraft.bsky.social
HAHAHHAHAH FUCK YOU BUTKER, IF ONLY YOU KNEW SOMEONE WHO COULD TEACH YOU HOW TO NOT USE YOUR HIPS AND ALSO YOU WEREN’T A REGRESSIVE EVANGELICAL FUCKFACE
goldenslowpoke.bsky.social
I'm shocked ICE didn't show up the day after they submitted for these bonuses to arrest them.

Self-deportation was never in the plan for the Regime. Only slavery.
propublica.org
Trump promised free plane tickets and $1,000 “exit bonuses” to immigrants who opted to self-deport.

ProPublica spoke to a dozen Venezuelan immigrants who said they followed the president’s instructions, yet never received the promised assistance.
“I Don’t Want to Be Here Anymore”: They Tried to Self-Deport, Then Got Stranded in Trump’s America
Venezuelan immigrants signed up for a Trump-promoted app called CBP Home, which promised a safe and easy way to leave the country, and prepared to leave on their given departure dates. Those dates hav...
www.propublica.org
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internethippo.bsky.social
There's no "regular politics" anymore because you can no longer maintain the idea that we all agree on common goals but we only differ about the means of getting there or whatever. The guys in charge now are plainly amoral, sadistic nihilists. They delight in it! You can't civilly disagree with that
goldenslowpoke.bsky.social
We can't stop the inevitable but we can make our side 66% instead of 52%.
golikehellmachine.com
my father (a retired white engineer who has been in oklahoma for 40 years) is my weathervane for what normal people who just watch the news periodically think, and he was like “so, they want to call the guard out on a bunch of kids wearing frog suits? is that true?”, the admin is losing the PR war
atrupar.com
WELKER: Are you looking at invoking the Insurrection Act?

VANCE: We have to remember we are talking about this bc crime has gotten out of control

W: Crime is down in both Chicago & Portland

V: Crime is down bc they are so overwhelmed at the local level they are not even keeping stats properly
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warmonitor.net
Not sure our military can handle this one. “Antifa” looks unstoppable in their tactical bunny suits and inflatable dinosaur armor. 😂
goldenslowpoke.bsky.social
Subprime loans are once again approaching crisis levels. On top of a bubble that is >50% of the economy in size.

1929 will look like childs play.
warmonitor.net
U.S. auto loan delinquencies just hit their highest level in over a decade. Millions are falling behind on car payments as rates and prices stay sky-high.
goldenslowpoke.bsky.social
Nah this was for Bari I'm sure
marcelias.bsky.social
This has real -- I intended to dm "Pam" -- energy.
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jamellebouie.net
federal agents stealing children and sending them south. where have i heard about that before?
caitlindeangelis.bsky.social
ICE kidnapped a 7th-grader with a pending asylum claim and spirited him out of state without notifying his parents, seemingly with the cooperation of the local police in Everett, MA.

www.bostonglobe.com/2025/10/12/m...
Everett 13-year-old arrested by ICE and sent to Virginia detention facility
By Marcela Rodrigues Globe Staff,Updated October 12, 2025, 44 minutes ago



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A 13-year-old boy was arrested by ICE in Everett and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia.
A 13-year-old boy was arrested by ICE in Everett and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia.
A 13-year-old boy was arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Everett after an interaction with members of the Everett Police Department and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia, according to his mother and immigration lawyer Andrew Lattarulo.

The boy’s mother, Josiele Berto, was called to pick her son up from the Everett Police Department on Thursday, the day he was arrested. After waiting for about an hour and a half, she was told her son was taken by ICE, Berto told the Globe in a phone interview.

“My world collapsed,” Berto said in Portuguese.

From the police department, the boy was taken to ICE’s holding facility in Burlington on Thursday evening, where he spent a night before being transferred by car to the Northwestern Regional Juvenile Detention Center in Winchester, Va., on Friday morning, his mother said. The juvenile facility is more than 500 miles away from Everett.

The boy is a 7th-grader at Albert N. Parlin School in Everett, his mother said. The teen and his family, who are Brazilian nationals, have a pending asylum case and are authorized to work legally in the United States, Lattarulo said.
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annacwebs.bsky.social
I wrote about this production, and the broader implications of adapting games to theater for @typebarmagazine.bsky.social last year and dare I say I slayed it as much as the Majima actor nails jumping out the window in-character
badideas.bsky.social
Holy shit someone uploaded the entire stage play adaptation of the Yakuza videogame series with English subtitles and it’s glorious and 500x better than the Amazon show youtu.be/Z2Msr4si6dU?...
goldenslowpoke.bsky.social
They want to make an example out of him.

If they could extrajudicially kill him right now they would.
juliedicaro.bsky.social
So Kilmer Abrego-Garcia will not challenge a deportation to Costa Rica, who has agreed to for him residency, but DHS won’t agree to send him there because it’s not cruel enough.

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/u...
For weeks, Mr. Abrego Garcia, a Salvadoran national who is married to a U.S. citizen, has made clear that he would not challenge his deportation if he were sent to Costa Rica, which has promised him legal residency and guaranteed that he would not be sent back to El Salvador.

But the Trump administration has refused to deport him to Costa Rica, and in an earlier hearing this week, Judge Xinis pressed the administration to consider the option or clarify why it was unacceptable.
goldenslowpoke.bsky.social
They look like they're running two different plays at the same time.
goldenslowpoke.bsky.social
Are both sides bad? Yes.

Should America seriously try to stand up a Socialist Party? Yes.

Does this mean we shouldn't be doing everything possible to marginalize and defeat the Right? No.

Sometimes the lesser of two evils is picking between a Prosecutor & a Fascist Puppet for Apocalypse Cultists.
heroesofcrash.bsky.social
"Both sides suck" is true, but a lousy argument for being a centrist. When Republicans are treating transgender people like deviants/predators/lunatics, and Democrats are doing nothing to help trans people (and sometimes offhandedly throwing them under the bus), the answer isn't "in the middle."
a little girl is hanging upside down on a swing in a park
ALT: a little girl is hanging upside down on a swing in a park
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goldenslowpoke.bsky.social
Taunting shouldn't be a penalty but Instigating should be. Nobody cares if you do some dumb dance and point at the opposing coach, but intentionally trying to do something to get a guy to punch you should still be a no go.
coachfinstock.bsky.social
Football is supposed to be fun the only people who don't think so don't even watch the game. You should be able to taunt as much as you want. It's a fucking game
miketanier.bsky.social
Taunting penalties are bullshit.
goldenslowpoke.bsky.social
For the record history has shown few if any cops actually walk after threatening it.

In fact more Teachers walk when a Republican wins than Cops when a Socialist wins.
misoshnik.bsky.social
Lmao is this supposed to be a bad thing?
A tweet from Bari Weiss that says “"It's shaken me to my core," a lieutenant said of Mamdani's unexpected victory in June. "The absolute dread I feel is palpable.
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Today in @TheFP our @Olivia_Reingold talks to the cops who say they will walk if Zohran Mamdani is elected in November:”
goldenslowpoke.bsky.social
Covering her ass for if Stephen Miller is ever removed from power and the Court has to go back to being normal.

Not realizing the rubicon is already crossed and the opposition will impeach her at least. Jail her at most.
atrupar.com
Amy Coney Barrett defends heavy use of the shadow docket: "If we wrote a long opinion, it might give the impression that we have finally resolved the issue, and in none of these cases have we finally resolved the issue."
goldenslowpoke.bsky.social
"Let my (our) people go" would make a banger protest chant at these ICE facilities.
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goldenslowpoke.bsky.social
So I don't really Baseball but here's my ranking of how much I want the Final Four teams to win.

1. Brewers
2. Blue Jays
3. Mariners
4. Somehow the Cubs come back and win it
6. Dodgers
goldenslowpoke.bsky.social
King Trump rules the Greater States of America.

His son Don Jr owns Trump News, the only legally-broadcasting channel left.

His other son Barron runs Truth Social, the only legally-operating social network left.

World War 3 is going wonderfully Americans are told. There is no Civil War happening.
robertscotthorton.bsky.social
Trump said he deserved a cut for brokering the TikTok deal, and at once there was agreement that his son Baron would have a top executive slot... though he hasn't asked for it, and has no apparent qualifications to hold it. This is how Trump 2.0 works. www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2025...
Barron Trump tipped for top TikTok job
US president’s 19-year-old son could be appointed to the app’s board
www.telegraph.co.uk
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goldenslowpoke.bsky.social
What I don't get is when did games have to be sexy to be good?

Like obviously I know the historical through line from Laura Croft to 2B to Tracer to Stellar Blade and all. But when did it become that they HAVE to be sexy to be good?
acvalens.net
Gamers’ brains are so cooked dude. The woman on the right is gorgeous and beautiful. Straight gamer men literally can’t find normal women attractive anymore.
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Activists In Mind
goldenslowpoke.bsky.social
Education will become the dividing line between Free and Slave states.
lollardfish.bsky.social
The end of federal enforcement of special ed laws. Some states - including MN - will likely be ok. But a lot of disabled kids in a lot of states are going to lose the education that federal law and decades of jurisprudence say they are owed.
Education Department wipes out special ed office in shutdown layoffs, union says
The Education Department laid off nearly everyone at the Office of Special Education and Rehabilitative Services.
www.usatoday.com
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joshuaeakle.com
In Chicago, four vehicles descended and eight ICE agents moved in to kidnap a child.

She screams, “I’m 15,” as ICE yanks her from the car and kneels on her neck.

This is not about immigration enforcement.

It's about terrorizing Americans.
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pppgrifter.bsky.social
77m Americans voted for this. Never forget. Never forgive
longtimehistory.bsky.social
ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom break—never notify parents.

Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time.

He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.

Houston, Texas