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Cyrus, Goober Unicorn 🦄💙💜 @gooberunicorndad.bsky.social · Sep 9

Howdy Howdy y'all!

Managed to get me an invite code and make my way over here

So what am I about?
A whole, eclectic mess of stuff, that's what

Be prepared for wholesome stuff, horny stuff, kinky stuff, and I ain't gonna shy away from current events either

Y'all take care and take it easy 💙💜🦄

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🔞TFF🔞 @tffeathers.bsky.social · 10h

oooo you like kissing cute bird girls don't you

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Atherol @atherol.bsky.social · 20h

went and found a bunch of old drawings of my sona loving @nerdshark.bsky.social's stupid nasty sona.

I love him so much <3
#athdoodles

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Lydia @coyoteprince.bsky.social · 14h

Incredibly charmed people were doing this nearly 100 years ago but I've also gotten this occassionally on my art and stories and it makes my day every time. Incredibly silly but the raw earnestness of it... one of the best compliments one can recieve imo

Mircalla @inplacesdeep.bsky.social · 20h

This is old and it's not even the first time I've seen it but I need to stress to everyone that I am the reincarnation of this teenage girl

Tale Foundry
@TheTaleFoundry
Brainrot this, chronically online that...
Meanwhile some teenage girl in the 1930s was sending these to her faourite horror magazine:

Devil's Croft is enticing. Raggh---woof---grr---I like so very much.

If you can get me any more story-length poems like Lovecraft's Psychopompos---by all means 'gimme.'

Ah---ahaha---haw haww---chuckle!

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MERCY @themercart.bsky.social · 8h

cool shirts on big booba (03.25)

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Draggor @draggor.bsky.social · 12h

Lovely pectober commission from @seintaur.bsky.social. ❤️

Why is he blushing like that I wonder? 🤔

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yvonne @sainangel.bsky.social · 16h

white mage hank hill

KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 17h

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 6, Episode 7

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SecretCaudle - Bashful Bat @secretcaudle.bsky.social · 8h

How I be looking when a God wags its tail at me...

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Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 13h

I wrote a little about some of the little details you might have missed in this video and why it hit me so hard as a trans person this morning:

www.burnsnotice.com/you-have-to-...

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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 1d

This is the best way to fight fascism. Fascists understand violence, and know how to respond to that… But they don’t understand mockery.

Like, they want to be like “Portland is a war zone,” sooo hard, but it’s just a bunch of people in inflatable frog suits, lol

Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 1d

Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid

Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 1d

The Muppets Take Portland (2025)

The Muppets fuck around with the National Guard in front of stores that are not boarded up. Voodoo donuts is open late.

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The Pleasure Vice Principle (he/him/his) @hannibaltabu.bsky.social · 21h

I saw the dot coms crash from a front row seat. AI is running out of money way faster.

The evangelism is insecurity from people who made the wrong bet. I’ve seen it before. futurism.com/future-socie...

AI Data Centers Are an Even Bigger Disaster Than Previously Thought

An investment manager realized he made a crucial mistake — and that his grim prediction about AI investments may not have been cynical enough.

futurism.com

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Chirs @aesungaia.neocities.org · 1d

LAZINESS IS VIRTUOUS AND I'M NOT JOKING

Drawing of Myrrh relaxing in a hammock, wearing a bikini and star-shaped shades, declaring 'You are morally obligated to slack off!!!'

A very large, bold caption reads: 'Don't be productive! Capitalism robbed you of your life. Steal it back!!!'

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GigerPunk @gigerpunk.bsky.social · 13h

Apropos of nothing, just been reminded of this and now it hurts to breathe. You're welcome.
#StarTrek #TNG #STTNG #Science

Six panels, in the first a shuttlecraft from Star Trek Next generation is *awfully close* to a star of some kind. Let's call it an F-type, it'll either get the Trekkers nodding in approval or absolutely enraged. But then what doesn't.

Second panel, Beverley Crusher is at the controls of the shuttle, saying "Computer, notify me if external temperature gets too hot"

Third panel, computer text goes " *BEEP BEEP* PLEASE DEFINE "HOT" "

Fourth panel, Beverley Crusher responds "Let's say, 1.9 million Kelvins."

Fifth panel, titled Later: Picard is stood at his replicator, saying "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."
The computer responds, as it always does, "*BEEP BEEP*"

Sixth panel, SCREENSHOT FROM TERMINATOR TWO OF PEOPLE BLOWN AWAY BY NUCLEAR BLAST. IT'S JUST A SKELETON AND FLAMES, UNBELIEVABLE HEAT, BURNING, INCANDESCENCE, EVERYTHING IS YELLOW AND ORANGE AND BURNING AND PICARD'S FAVOURITE MUG IS NOW PLASMA. BUT THAT'S PROBABLY NOT ON HIS MIND RIGHT NOW, AS HIS BRAIN IS NOW AEROSOL FORM, AT BEST.
It's all a bit toasty, basically.

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Mike W @gekido.bsky.social · 1d

so Google just added a bunch (more) AI bullshit to Chrome

Go through these steps to disable it:

opus.ing/posts/how-to...

#chrome #aibullshit

How to Remove AI From Your Google Chrome Experience - Opus

Follow these steps to resist the AI-pocalypse in your everyday web browsing.

opus.ing

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No More Robots @nomorerobots.io · 2d

Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:

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Ernie Smith @ernie.tedium.co · 10h

I feel like this theory also explains why the “Trump is weird” approach that Walz hit on last year was so effective and why everything fell apart once the consultants got involved and told him to act normal.

sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 10h

I have a theory www.theverge.com/policy/79849...

American politics has devolved into shitposting and aura farming

The Frog is owning the president.

www.theverge.com

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Matcha Ryu @matcharyu.bsky.social · 1d

"g-good morning little one... s-sorry I-I think I burnt the food.. so clumsy of me... u-usually tori's the one who cook.. am s-sorry..*

i.. was squealing the whole time drawing him.. i can't.. shy and clumsy housewife asgore is too cute..

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NKWT @neverknowwhythis.bsky.social · May 24

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 1d

I like how it looks like a bunch of happy cartoon animals have chased the goons up a tree

Jason❌ @gizmosspace.bsky.social · 1d

This is awesome.

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💕Ͼん𝟈ᒋᒋ𐒋💕🔜 MFF @barabait.bsky.social · 1d

Commission for @derpyturtle.bsky.social

#furryart | #commission | #nsfw | hypno

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Zay Feathers @dragonfeatherss.bsky.social · Jul 2

Face full of snass

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Callum @fatbakerdragon.bsky.social · May 8

Woo! FA's back up! Time to share fat stuff~

@/Burned_Pain was kind enough to commission a story featuring Knox smothering his cute feline North AND commissioned an amazing pic from @talidraws.bsky.social of it as well~

Story can be found here: www.furaffinity.net/view/60763571/

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Clu Clyde @cluclydeart.bsky.social · May 29

The idea just kinda came to my head and I wanted to put it down- >.>
(whos' boobs are these anyway?)

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Callum @fatbakerdragon.bsky.social · 1d

Just a reminder that comms are open~ If you're interested, feel free to leave a comment here: www.furaffinity.net/journal/1123...

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Justin McElroy @thoughtographic.bsky.social · 1d

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