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sohna: world's okayest bard · sam: a red herring me (goose): 30s, lapsed medievalist, elf enjoyer 7.35 done · on pilgrimage now · https://goosecatte.carrd.co #cattefishing wol yapping i&h: @/wicksandwheat
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goosecatte.bsky.social
hi, i'm goose!

sohna is she/they, sam is he/him

i mostly post/share art and wolqotd/wol yapping
- spoiler content: 6.0 onwards is tagged with expac name
- likes/shares sometimes nsfw 🔞

sorry for the vuln stack magnets in my pockets
sohna, in a green dress with a corseted waist, looks really excited about something. sam looks thoughtfully towards the camera on a sunny afternoon.
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rincewind.run
this is absolutely my favorite protest innovation of 2025

"my opponents are violent antifa extremist terrorists"

"your opponents are dressed as giant inflatable frogs"

solid fuck you to the pepe crowd too
oregonian.com
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
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sleestak.bsky.social
"In 1642 in the town of Lemgo, Germany, local pharmacist David Welman was accused of witchcraft and being a werewolf. Anonymous hate mail was sent to him, one of which included this sketch."
Cute drawing of a 'werewolf': In 1642 in the town of Lemgo, Germany, local pharmacist David Welman was accused of witchcraft and being a werewolf. Anonymous hate mail was sent to him, one of which included this sketch.
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kilomonster.art
I will gladly draw all of the frogs as a symbol for the movement, explicitly to take them back from the fuckers who co opted Pepe for their nazi shit.
A cheery, cute frog looking up and flipping off the camera while saying “fuck off, fascists.”
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deathbybadger.bsky.social
I was about to tweet "does anybody know how to stop breeding chocobos" but then I remembered 1/1000th of my feed is final fantasy nerds and 1/10th is problematic furries so I decided not to cause a diplomatic incident
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radicrow.bsky.social
my whole body hurts
[ #stephshrim #wolnpc #doodles ]
shrimpy pulling steve down by his collar to kiss the side of his face he tells her "slow down, cricket" shrimpy is bugs?
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kardiamancy.bsky.social
Rising from my torpor

A noble gifting their knight a token of affection, an embroidered handkerchief of their house…which is then shoved into the nobles mouth as a gag to keep them silent in the halls around the royal ball. Don’t mind the shuffle and clank of armour, of course
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gopher33j.bsky.social
This is him as well.

Not all Christians are right wing MAGA - some of them actually live out Christ’s teachings.
Image of a pastor getting pepper sprayed
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wicksandwheat.bsky.social
5 slots added for these, replacing the remaining waist-ups.
I'm hoping to fill up all the slots I set up when I first opened emergency comms earlier this year before the year ends.
wicksandwheat.bsky.social
Nouveau Pin-Up slots are up!
Please be sure to read all the information <3
ko-fi.com/kaylamarquez...
goosecatte.bsky.social
tbh the fruity pebbles hoard has the same littleguy gremlin energy as the littleguys themselves so it's like... on brand (and a delightful shopping experience)
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goosecatte.bsky.social
it turns out that these rumors are based in fact but, in the manner of rumors, are an exaggeration, an embellishment - someone does indeed have one of her dad's bows, but it's a real one, and it turns out it's someone sohna knows well but hasn't seen in a few years. :)
goosecatte.bsky.social
sohna doesn't explicitly or consciously seek arrows that match her hair, but it happens from time to time and she's delighted whenever she realizes.

rumors of someone in town with a bootleg of one of her (deceased) dad's bows is what brings her to griddles at the start of msq.
goosecatte.bsky.social
growing up in a family of artisans who made/sold arms (bows and lances) to gridanians, sohna knows their way well around fletching and making arrows. bows, too, when it comes to it. they have an excellent eye for quality and deep disdain for people who try to sell inferior items at a high price.
goosecatte.bsky.social
i was still a baby sprout i was near the archers' guild when i realized that sohna's hair, gray with blonde highlights, braided, matched the fletching in one of the low-level bows' quivers.

it is among my favorites of their many charm points and was wholly unintentional.

#cattefishing
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affectingbot.bsky.social
The ending to this tale hath been a joyous one indeed. Myriad were the lessons learned, yet there is one of particular import… ‘tis imperative that I master magicks to grant my feet purchase upon the water, or else allow me to part the sea at will.
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scumbelievable.bsky.social
I don't like him personally, but David Simon on AI is the final word on the subject.
goosecatte.bsky.social
ough

lockets are so. so!!

does ivort wear the locket, or just keep it nearby?