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23. Line cook by day, degen shitposter by night. Aspiring Bushido Lib. Slava Ukraini.
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guardsmanjones.bsky.social
Up guardsing my Jones. And by 'guardsing', well, lets justr say. jonesing my peanits.
guardsmanjones.bsky.social
This website relitigates ww2 every month or so, roughly.

It hits a high point in August when the anniversary of the A-bomb drops come around.
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ceej.online
he died for our sins
monkey d luffy from one piece
guardsmanjones.bsky.social
I just imagine him laying in bed and kicking his feet in the air as he types this
pbump.com
I’m not sure there ever been an investigation more robustly proven valid than the first Trump impeachment. Did he use presidential power for his personal gain? Uh, yeah! I think he probably did!
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badideas.bsky.social
Holy shit someone uploaded the entire stage play adaptation of the Yakuza videogame series with English subtitles and it’s glorious and 500x better than the Amazon show youtu.be/Z2Msr4si6dU?...
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theophite.bsky.social
guy who is most notable for slorking down raw eggs directly out of the shell like an australopithecine complaining that someone else is eating primitive slop
lowrhoufo.bsky.social
A huge part of current twitter is eating disorder content for racist guys
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joshuaerlich.bsky.social
gotta burn this motherfucker down folks
cmgiulini.bsky.social
After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation

Depraved.

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him
Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.
www.miamiherald.com
guardsmanjones.bsky.social
Any port in a storm, any melon in a war...?
guardsmanjones.bsky.social
The only thing worse than a prude is an ignorant prude.
guardsmanjones.bsky.social
I think its supposed to mean that those specific melons are bad and that eating them is self-abuse in comparison to the other kind of melon, but to my zoomer sensibilities it can read as melon-fucking.
guardsmanjones.bsky.social
Like if nothing else its bad optics
guardsmanjones.bsky.social
Not only are they wrong, but I think its very funny that somebody with the @ of "cyberstalin" is trying to say that its not a tankie position
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unraveledpress.com
Religious leaders here are not mincing words. They have repeatedly used the word "evil."

"Detention and deportation are acts that wound the body of Christ, and deny the dignity of God's people."
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golikehellmachine.com
we have had to endure 190 months of your fucking mayoral election, i don’t want to hear shit out of new york
cooperlund.online
I don’t think we should be gassing up people who live in Portland like this. You’re going to get so much bad art out of that.
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richraho.bsky.social
Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”
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joshuaerlich.bsky.social
guards ignore—but are trained—that withdrawal is a life threatening condition, and ignoring someone in withdrawal is both deliberate and indifferent

the fact that they were *wrong* about this person’s emergency doesn’t make their conduct any less deliberate or indifferent
phillewis.bsky.social
A lawsuit alleges a Black postal worker died after officers ignored clear signs he was suffering from a massive stroke, believing his medical emergency was drugs

The suit says guards left him helpless on a jail cell floor in his own urine for hours
KARE 11 Investigates: Postal worker died after police mistook stroke for drug impairment
Kingsley Bimpong was jailed instead of hospitalized; video shows guards ignored his suffering for hours.
www.kare11.com
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jaylyall.bsky.social
Kid Rock looks like an extra in a RoboCop commercial
acyn.bsky.social
Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.
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shakespeare.lol
Would I could find a fine frog!
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gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social
The lion does not concern himself with the midterm elections