Hazel Southwell
@hazelsouthwell.bsky.social
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pub manager currently looking for a new pub 🏳️‍🌈 alewife, she/they, gay. used to write about cars https://buttondown.com/behind-the-bar/archive/
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hazelsouthwell.bsky.social
actually it was Jameel Racing, (nominally the home Saudi team but basically Veloce as far as I can tell?) that won the thing so that's that until next year
hazelsouthwell.bsky.social
only just clocked that Team KMS is just Rosberg X in a different hat
hazelsouthwell.bsky.social
I take it they've watched all of Extreme H, NASCAR and WSB then seeing as it's illegal to miss anything
hazelsouthwell.bsky.social
team KMS also dominating Extreme H if anyone's keeping up with being impossibly online and reading press releases
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danielsohege.bsky.social
At least one senior Labour official seems to finally remember they aren't in Reform.
The changes won't just harm economy and country, they'll destroy families and force more people into becoming undocumented, leading to more deportations. They need scrapping not pausing.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Sir Sadiq Khan calls for pause on new immigration rules
The mayor of London said the changes had "moved the goalposts".
www.bbc.com
hazelsouthwell.bsky.social
tbf I have not actually made a big Bolognese but we were singing this earlier apropos nothing (other than madness)
hazelsouthwell.bsky.social
sadly there is no ale yet but that's an obstacle I've overcome before - it's a pub in Stratford, will be talking about it once things have calmed down
hazelsouthwell.bsky.social
girl, what have u done
made a big Bolognese
when you're cooking for one oh no no
you're just having some
on the hob is a pan
for a hundred and one
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jordantyranny.bsky.social
"That's all anybody can do right now. Live. Hold out. Survive. I don't know whether good times are coming back again. But I know that won't matter if we don't survive these times."

Octavia E. Butler, Parable of the Sower (Earthseed, #1)
That's all anybody can do right now. Live. Hold out. Survive. I don't know whether good times are coming back again. But I know that won't matter if we don't survive these times.

Octavia E. Butler, Parable of the Sower (Earthseed, #1)
hazelsouthwell.bsky.social
my new bar staff are discovering my good habits (fixes things) and also my annoying ones (sings loudly behind the bar)
hazelsouthwell.bsky.social
analysts now functioning as threatening PR agencies is probably not in any way new but like. can anyone be remotely serious for 40 seconds anymore
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jessothomson.co.uk
It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies

Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case
hazelsouthwell.bsky.social
when I form my own government following a storming majority as the Turn Eton Into A Wetherspoons party this will all be sorte
hazelsouthwell.bsky.social
anecdotally I reckon Gen Z go out LATER than millennials but they go out for things (events, clubbing, whatever) rather than us lot considering 'we finished work or at least got the chance to sneak out' as a reason to be in a pub. unfortunately millennials still have no money, so
hazelsouthwell.bsky.social
generally everyone goes home earlier than they used to; the majority of spend in pubs on Friday and Saturday used to be 8-12 but is now 4-8, which is a big shift for staffing and entertainment that the industry hasn't really responded to. ofc depends a bit on location but generally that's true
jamesrball.com
There are reasons to think the claims that Gen Z “doesn’t drink” or even drink less than millennials did at their age aren’t true – it seems to be partly a Covid effect and partly some dodgy stats.

But I could easily believe they drink earlier and go home earlier. Pubs look *quiet* after 9pm now…
byrobdavies.bsky.social
Pub industry folk: What do you make of this?

I'm sure it's not unwelcome but will it make much difference?

My impression is that you're struggling to fill space until 10pm, let alone 1am.

www.theguardian.com/business/202...
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purplechrain.bsky.social
…one of the founders of antifa? are they 100 years old?
rtodkelly.bsky.social
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
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jordantyranny.bsky.social
"Ballerina Aesha Ash wandering around inner city Rochester breaking the stereotypes about women of color and to inspire young kids."
its a picture of a ballerina teaching future young ballerinas!!!
hazelsouthwell.bsky.social
having to explain that my serious company that employs people and does taxes and things is named after a group chat related to getting pissed at Doggetts
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gaytonausa.bsky.social
it's so weird to see brands renege and pivot back toward ICE cars, but from what I'm seeing from their ICE efforts, IDK if they knew how to make those either
hazelsouthwell.bsky.social
never, ever moving house again my god
hazelsouthwell.bsky.social
Blackheath is functionally a gigantic lawn, ecological disaster zone of a space and it should just get built on (+ more trees)
hazelsouthwell.bsky.social
celebrated by doing all the sign writing for the pub I was shadowing so I am currently absolutely covered in red chalk paint if anyone wanted a spooky season look tip
hazelsouthwell.bsky.social
I am officially signed off on my pre-entry training for new pubco so now just have to, err, move house and start running a new pub all in the next 48 hours
hazelsouthwell.bsky.social
I don't think they're gonna kill each other about this guys they've been tussling all season lmao