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Hugh Jass

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Hugh Jass @hughjassle.bsky.social · Jul 29

Just reminding people that dunking on losers does nothing but shove the loser's speech into your followers' feed.

For reasons.

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 3h

POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

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BOOOOlioraptor, PhD (spooky version) @biblioraptorphd.bsky.social · 1d

Janet saying: Fun fact: Columbus is in the Bad Place
because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide.

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 1d

boost your user satisfaction and growth with this one weird trick (removing the shit everyone hates that you added for no reason)

r/SaaS
u/soasme
I deleted ALL AI features... and user growth went UP.

Everyone's busy adding Al to everything.
I did the same for indie10k.com but it didn't work.
I removed all of fancy Al stuff - Al coach, Al growth ideas, Al "personalized" advice - everything.
Guess what?
I see more registered users and higher retention.
That actually make me wonder why now i have one page with one button, without all that Al thingy, but it does better?
Here's my question:
Is Al feature actually helping SaaS grow?

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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · Aug 21

Arcade Gannon: the mysterious "Dr. Gamer"

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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · Aug 24

Bumbleflower's Sharepot: when i serve you one of my fine home cooked meals i promise 2 things:
1. it WILL be tge best thing you've ever tasted
2. you WILL get diarrhea

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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · Sep 6

Joven: ((attempts to dress up for hte first time in my life to attend Grandmas funeral but ends up looking like a school shooter from the matrix)

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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · Sep 13

Recruit the Worthy: a cool prank is to convince someone to join the Armed Forces and watch them get spooked by guns & missiles in exchange for hollow gratitude

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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 25d

Falco Spara, Pactweaver: my friend the only crypto currency you wanna get your hands on is this: bird seed. There is a lot of birds and they all gotta eat

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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 21d

Agoraphobia: i go outside for the rfirst time in 7 years and a biplane immediately shoots a chemtrail at my dick and makes it 2 inches shorter. typical

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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 14d

Barrage Ogre: 100% body fat, 49 year old, normal Male. good at turning purple while lifting boulders and dropping them in ex-wife's driveway. Army strong

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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 1d

Howl of the Night Pack: im watching my gf transform into wolves . the wolves have the same tattoos that she have. she can turn back into a person when she wants to.

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Jazzy Oliver - Voice Actress @ladyjazzington.bsky.social · 3d

BUT HEY!

THAT'S JUST A Segway to remind you that the FNAF creator/this movie's screenwriter, Scott Cawthon, donates the money he makes from FNAF stuff to far right politicians, many of whom are currently trying to make things worse for everyone, specifically trans people. Don't support this film.

DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 3d

MatPat has been cast as Toy Bonnie in ‘FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS 2’

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Hugh Jass @hughjassle.bsky.social · 1d

So true bestie

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 2d

What a nice young man.

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Hi! My name is Paul @morganducks.bsky.social · 2d

What a nice young man.

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Hugh Jass @hughjassle.bsky.social · 2d

All right, better luck next time.

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Friendly "Spooky Nickname" Gamer @friendlygamer.bsky.social · 2d

Look, I'll level with you, mister. This is a prank call that sort of backfired, and I'd like to bail out right now.

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DollaryyDoos @dollaryydoos.bsky.social · 2d

*Hands phone over* Phone call for you!

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Hugh Jass @hughjassle.bsky.social · 2d

Yes, I'm Hugh Jass

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DollaryyDoos @dollaryydoos.bsky.social · 2d

Let's get a petition going to get one!

I got some names that'll help:

Anita Bath
Maya Buttreeks
Hugh Jass
Ollie Tabooger
Bea O'Problem
Mike Rotch

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Hugh Jass @hughjassle.bsky.social · 2d

It finally happened and I can change my name

I'm not gonna but I'm glad it paid off

Hugh Jass @hughjassle.bsky.social · 2d

Yes, I'm Hugh Jass

Hugh Jass @hughjassle.bsky.social · 2d

Aight

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Gwen Snyder is undead @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 2d

No. No. No.

(Nothing against Steven, I used to do this too until I learned that it was a bad idea.)

Swim goggles hit by a projectile (like a tear gas canister or pepper ball) can direct force to the area around your eyeball and pop it out of your skull.

NOT desirable.

Steven W. Thrasher is finishing The Overseer Class @thrasherxy.bsky.social · 2d

Pro tip to reporters and protesters: always have swim goggles in your pockets or bags. They’re small, $10 and if tear gas is used, slip them on & no matter how much you cough, you’ll still be able to SEE without burning eyes.

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Jack Tripper @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 2d

They’re restoring monuments to the Confederacy while monuments to freedmen are vandalized.

KEW @kidadaewilliams.com · 2d

‘Depressing’: Vandalized Dallas landmark Freedman’s Cemetery now under curfew www.dallasnews.com/news/crime/2...

‘Depressing’: Vandalized Dallas landmark Freedman’s Cemetery now under curfew

In light of recent reports of vandalization at the cemetery, the city has enforced a curfew and enhanced security at the site.

www.dallasnews.com

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Hugh Jass @hughjassle.bsky.social · 2d

Why would you do this

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