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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · Jun 21

just saw a robin with a worm in its beak. way to be a stereotype, loser

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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 6h

"this is grueling* work!"

*delicious and nourishing

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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 6h

i would like to reiterate my curse on whoever planted the wintercreeper and perhaps upgrade it to some kind of stanley yelnats generational situation

the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 6h

ok garden phase 2: fern edition. site prepped, all ferns planted. just gotta lay down cardboard and mulch

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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 9h

boys becoming men
men becoming wolves

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Dates in Movies @datesinmovies.bsky.social · 11h

Oct 12th - While working on a documentary, Steve Zisssou's best friend, Esteban du Plantier, was eaten alive by a "jaguar shark".

📽️📅 The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)

4 Screenshots from the movie "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou" (2004): First, two men in matching blue uniforms stand on a boat with rocky cliffs in the background, one wearing a red beanie and holding a harpoon gun. The subtitle reads, "October 12th. Esteban and I explore the blue reefs beyond the peninsula." Second, a man is pictured swimming in turbulent water with the words "ESTEBAN WAS EATEN" overlaid in yellow text. Third, two men in formal attire sit at a long table in a grand room adorned with a mural, with one asking, "What would be the scientific purpose of killing it?" Fourth, the same scene continues as the other man responds with the single word, "Revenge."

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 1d

I have busted
the ghost
that was in
your hood

and which
you were probably
scared of
and screaming

Forgive me
busting
makes me
feel good

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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 1d

can i interest you in

stefa @stefapie.bsky.social · 2d

Been rewatching the Scream movies and i still want Gale Weathers' hair in 2

the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 1d

we got a big bag of hand me down shoes for r from a friend of a friend (who i don't know) and one is a pair of gold chelsea boots and i'm so jealous

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 2d

Women only care about one thing. A beautifully cooked ham they dont have to share. They can eat the whole thing and they dont have to share with anyone. 6lbs of ham just for themself. They can take it in the bath or on the couch and its just theirs, not to share. No one can ask for a single swallow

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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 1d

she's resting, do not disturb

photo interior day. closeup image of an elderly rottweiler lounging on a blue couch, her head resting on two very soft throw pillows. she is looking at the viewer

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 2d

i'm skibidi, a little boy
sigma in my shoes
when i'm cheugy is my choice
gyatts a boy's supposed to do
the rizzler in me is the rizzler in you
i send ohio over to you