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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 1h

Cocaine Teddy Bear

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 7h

I have busted
the ghost
that was in
your hood

and which
you were probably
scared of
and screaming

Forgive me
busting
makes me
feel good

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 11h

Possible, but I was introduced to his stuff when I was much younger, before I moved from AZ to MS. I think my assumption formed pretty early.

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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 1d

The most good you can do in this world is by being yourself authentically and unapologetically 🙂

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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · Feb 22

1) not having your personal servant de Beulle dispose of Jacquard, the muscular stable-keeper, whom you witnessed picking up the perfumed handkerchief your wife "dropped" after her equestrian lessons and subtly waving it by his nose as he politely handed it back to her while maintaining eye contact

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 1d

I confirm or deny nothing. I’m so excited that you found this! It’s an immediate watch for me.

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 1d

😚 👌

The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

‘Task’ Teams Up With Wawa For New Fentanyl Brick Hoagie

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 1d

Also:

Where the Foreskin Ends

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 1d

I spent decades of my life thinking he was Black. Decades.

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Patti @pattinichols.bsky.social · Mar 30

Shel Silverstein, as I have said before and will say again, looks like he invented cunnilingus.

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Chuck Taggart, Private Eye @sazeracla.bsky.social · 1d

Okay, LOLing at the headline.

You won’t believe what degrading practice the pope just condemned

Communication must be freed from clickbait and misguided thinking, head of Catholic church tells journalists

www.theguardian.com

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 1d

Parents across Philadelphia had to have The Talk with their young kids today. And by The Talk I mean “Our teams usually never win, that Superbowl isn’t an every year thing. Last night is basically how it’s gonna be for most of your life”

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Staring@TheAbyss @tommysalami420.bsky.social · 1d

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 1d

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 1d

COWBOY IN MULHOLLAND DRIVE: you’ll see me more one more time if you do good, twice if you do bad
GUY WITH ADHD: okay, just… okay… it’s just that I worry I’ll, like, lose track of how many times I’ve seen you and that’s gonna be just, just *so* bad for my anxiety

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Seth Rudy @sethrudy.bsky.social · 1d

Meanwhile in #Portland

Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie

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chira 🎋 @artofchira.bsky.social · Jun 1

whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 1d

This morning there is one Nobel Peace Prize winner, 8.1 billion or so people who did not win the Nobel Peace Prize, and one Nobel Peace Prize loser.

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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 2d

"PLAY THE COCKADOODIE PIANO, SCHROEDER!"

Lucy and Schroeder from The Peanuts reenact *the* scene from Misery

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cyclopsboi.bsky.social @cyclopsboi.bsky.social · Jun 2

are you familiar with the joys of midwest shakespeare?
www.youtube.com/shorts/Y10_6...

Vicious Shakespearean Insults from a Midwestern Mom (pt. 3)

YouTube video by Reba Buhr

www.youtube.com

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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 2d

Welp, that’s the season.

Plankton wearing a Phillies hat and bomb belt with the caption goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 2d

www.wweek.com/culture/2025...

Can you put into words what that purpose is? You and the frog have really become icons of this protest.

There’s been a nice overall whimsy that has shown up. The frog is amazing. We had a bunch of other inflatable people here last night, too. I saw people playing Twister the other day.

What they rely on is fear. So by coming out in an absurdist manner, it speaks to them, to some extent, that we’re actually not that afraid.

It also dismantles their narrative a little bit. When they try to describe this situation as “war-torn,” it becomes much harder to take them seriously when they have to post a video saying [U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security] Kristi Noem is up on the balcony staring over the Antifa Army and it’s, like, eight journalists and five protesters and one of them is in a chicken suit.

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 2d

It worked, @coldchef.bsky.social!

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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 2d

Like, I wasn’t ready to stop watching this team but I am VERY ready to stop watching this series.

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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 2d

Well, I would have liked the postseason to last longer for the players’ sakes, but if I’m honest, it’s too stressful for me. These guys were so fun to watch for six months, and I don’t have an unkind thing to say about them.

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