Jess Liotta 🍄
@jessliotta.bsky.social
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Dual class 🇺🇸/🇮🇹 (siciliana, e imparando italiano). I’m a mushroom forager, parent to two very fucking cool kids, silken windhound owner, and food obsessive; be ready for me to be annoying about all the above. PNW now, CA before, PNW before that. She/her
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Omg no wait, NOW it’s a yearbook photo
A headshot of Caper the silken windhound wearing a badly photoshopped purple polka dot bow tie, over a 1990’s style laser portrait background
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And also they’re so often such sensitive little souls. One bad experience (be it totally accidental injury or outright aggression) can make an enduring negative impression :(
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Poor baby. My boy suggests that the best solution here is a little brother of his very own (a thing Caper is deeply resentful about us not getting for him yet, which I suspect he believes would solve every problem in his entire life)
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We honestly try to socialize with other silkens and whippets as often as possible, a couple times a week if we can. He can play turbo thunderdome style rough with them and never lose a beat, because they’re all roughly on the same level and have the same play style.
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I have a very dog social silken and we go to dog parks sometimes, but we bail early and often if I get even a whiff of bad vibes. My boy is barely 30 lbs and tall, so he’s too big for the wee dogs but gets bowled over by the big ones 2-3x his size. He’s always ok but he doesn’t like it. It’s tough!!
jessliotta.bsky.social
It has a place as an accent or minimal component but I wouldn’t inflict it on anyone as a shot or a primary cocktail ingredient
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I think I’ve been living in Portland too long because my reactions in order were “ooh, yeah that sounds reasonable” immediately followed by “…wait, is this a troll post”
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andizeisler.bsky.social
I emailed the guy who originally drew Pepe to see if he had any comment about the current frog reclamation, and he was like uh what are you talking about
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clairewillett.bsky.social
the reporter going “so just to be clear, you guys are frogs now because of the other frog? there’s no other significance to the frog thing?? I would love for there to be more to it than that” and the frogs are just like “nah man we’re here to support the original frog”
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clairewillett.bsky.social
I can’t believe an inflatable frog is my hometown’s symbol of resistance, and yet of course since I am from here I absolutely can

this is old school homegrown “rioting over the airport changing its carpet” Portland freak shit. it transcends the Portlandia mythos. writers would not think of this
oregonian.com
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
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They even took the 24 hours off the sign, losing them AND the Roxy was truly the end of an era
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Ha VL opens at 8 AM and never misses
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They haven’t been 24 hours since before Covid :(
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sarahmackattack.bsky.social
Yeah everything SUCKS but humans are still silly wonderful beautiful creatures who collaborate with slugs to make videos like this. So. All is not lost.
jessliotta.bsky.social
The 🐸 emoji is OURS now motherfuckers
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Huge support to the inflatable frog costume person in Portland for both embarrassing the regime and reclaiming frog imagery from the internet right.
amb.fyi
The Portland protest frog has done more to protect American democracy and fight fascism than all but the tiniest handful of elected officials
jessliotta.bsky.social
I may even break into the bag of shame of overripe bananas stashed in the freezer and make TWO banana breads
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This is gonna be me today, I can feel it. I even remembered to take my adderall and everything this morning so I really like my odds
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God Original Sin whips ass, doesn’t it?? I wanted to buy one when they did a print run and it fully slipped my mind. I should ping Joyce and ask if there’s still any kicking around. 👀
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golikehellmachine.com
lmao, kristi noem wanted a black bloc fight and got an inflatable rave instead. fuck you DHS, rip city forever.
courtneyvaughn.bsky.social
Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.
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trustedreveler.bsky.social
LA: we will fight you.

Chicago: we will fight you.

PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
jessliotta.bsky.social
I’m a card carrying non praying atheist but I nevertheless fully endorse this
raxkingisdead.bsky.social
listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly
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manucleardevice.bsky.social
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit
jessliotta.bsky.social
A critical piece of information that this article is lacking is that for a UC Berkeley person who wins a Nobel, it is generally understood that the biggest perk by far is that you are given access to a permanent, reserved, Nobel laureate only, PRIMO parking space near your office on campus