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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 11h

“tom homan is a bitch” is a winning message

zohran yelling at tom homan earlier this year

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 11h

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 12h

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 13h

There are more of us than there are of them.

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 14h

It turns out being super racist and cynically bringing up 9/11 at every turn wasn’t the best way to win the hearts of New York City voters

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 14h

I’m calling it* for Eric Adams

*a business class seat to Ankara

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14h

Debra Messing has joined the Proud Boys.

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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 19h

Tom Hanks explains to Stephen Colbert why he masks on the subway:

"I'm doing a play right now so I cannot get sick... I've had COVID enough in my life, I don't need to do that again. So I'm wearing this for health reasons."

Thank you Tom! Masks are still a key part of public health.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 1d

sorry if i got on the stand and admitted to being hurt by a sandwich i would go into witness protection

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 1d

A very specific and heartfelt good morning to Natalie Maines

Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 1d

I did not mean to conjure this day yesterday or to be an Andy Rooney but I need you to know that the kids know nothing of the post-9/11 Iraq War Era.

Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 1d

In my second of two opinion writing seminars for MPP students today, I was asked about getting canceled in the future over writing today. I immediately responded with my deeply held belief that only The Chicks ever have been canceled. 3 of the 65 people laughed; everyone else was very confused.

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 1d

You don’t get to name your kid X Æ A-12 and then say “or whatever his name is” about anyone else.

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 1d

Elon Musk endorses Cuomo for mayor of New York and makes sure to add some racism in there: “…Mumdumi or whatever his name is.”

Elon Musk: Remember to vote tomorrow in New York!
Bear in mind that a vote for Curtis is really a vote for Mumdumi or whatever his name is.
VOTE CUOMO!
11:45 AM • 11/3/25 • 1.2M Views

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John Bonazzo @johnbonazzo.bsky.social · 2d

Aimee Mann, the four-toed nihilist from The Big Lebowski

paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social · 2d

I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”

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David Noll @david.noll.org · 2d

Zohran Mamdani campaigned a lot and appears not to hate the voters whose support he's seeking. Here's what other Democrats can learn from his unorthodox strategy.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 3d

Why do young liberals love Zohran Mamdani? We talked to 3 elderly Staten Island conservatives who can’t correctly say his name.

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John Bonazzo @johnbonazzo.bsky.social · 3d

Guillermo del Toro’s Frankencock

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

Obama: "They never miss a chance to scapegoat minorities and blame DEI for every problem under the sun. You got a flat tire? Must be DEI. Your wife kicked you out? DEI. Who knew?"

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daniel @dnl.ink · 4d

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM

UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE