@johngirvin.bsky.social
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Computer botherer from Northern Ireland https://johngirvin.com
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tef.bsky.social
it's kinda weird that all the software i am expected to use for work are all written by distributed teams, go, python, postgres, linux, chrome, k8s etc

and despite being told "the best teams work in an office together" i don't know of any software i use that's actually written that way
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bleary.off-the-records.com
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
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I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?
johngirvin.bsky.social
Drama! Boy got new football team kit and they’ve changed his number. He is not happy. “5 is a midfield number!”
johngirvin.bsky.social
As Above So Below 2 teaser just dropped.
alexblechman.bsky.social
Every once in a while a group of 10-15 tourists vanish without a trace in the Paris Catacombs and then afterward the Eiffel Tower is a few feet taller
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tyndyll.dev
I needed to get a key cut but it couldn’t be done because what the locksmith was working on was a copy (probably of a copy) and none of the three attempts he made would open the lock. The only solution was to throw away the lock and start again. Just a thought
hormiga.bsky.social
Y'all. I just got ChatGPT to do everything in R for this manuscript. I mean EVERYTHING. And it's all legit and reproducible. I'm shook.

How are we mentoring our trainees in statistics now? Who needs to learn coding in R line by line, and who doesn't?

scienceforeveryone.science/statistics-i...
Statistics in the era of AI
How do we mentor, teach, and do stats when AI can do so much of the work?
scienceforeveryone.science
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thevoidencore.bsky.social
The "cognitive decline and brain damage from repeat COVID infections" and "easy to use robot that makes slop and melts your critical thinking skills" is a hell of a combo in a post-fact media ecosystem
johngirvin.bsky.social
We used AI
unenthusiast.com
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

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hammancheez.bsky.social
"The chancellor approved it"
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chrisweston.bsky.social
"We just use root"
unenthusiast.com
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

rm -rf ~/
hammancheez.bsky.social
"The chancellor approved it"
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zunguzungu.bsky.social
“I had previously assumed a 10-year depreciation curve, which I now recognize as quite unrealistic...Based on my conversations over the past month, the physical data centers last for three to ten years, at most.” futurism.com/future-socie...
johngirvin.bsky.social
We wuz robbed. Last goal was a foul on the keeper and shouldn’t have been allowed. Oh well.
johngirvin.bsky.social
2-3, last minute goal. Dammit.
johngirvin.bsky.social
The ball came to me at the sidelines, tapped it up with one foot to the other then back and passed it back perfectly. Some dads nodded.
johngirvin.bsky.social
1-2 second half. I will be disappointed if we lose this.
johngirvin.bsky.social
First half. We had a few on target TBF but their keeper did “saves”, which is unusual at this level.
johngirvin.bsky.social
0-1. Against the run of play, I have to say. Bah.
johngirvin.bsky.social
Oh here they are. NICE OF YOU TO JOIN US.
johngirvin.bsky.social
Kick off time and no sign of today’s opponents. They haven’t won a game all season and frankly if this is their attitude I can understand why.
johngirvin.bsky.social
Can recommend the local newsagent if you want a really terrible cup of coffee.
johngirvin.bsky.social
U13 football returns after the storms last week. We’re on the pitches near where my old school used to be. It was demolished and rebuilt a bit to the side about 15 years ago, but it’s still the old stomping grounds.
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judgedrokk.bsky.social
EuroTrash is coming to TalkingPicturesTV from 12th October. 12:50am - It's the #1990s again!