jaypea but spooky
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North Ga via South Ga I'm here to make my little posts. He/Him my skeets from worst to first: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pz2oke4vnbgcz3wvjh76f65u/feed/aaaksofn7hfay
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jpstarling.bsky.social
A cup of ambition? In this economy???
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rajakorman.bsky.social
The Uncanny Valet
ndrew.bsky.social
our economy is currently being propped up by the promise of billions of fully autonomous robot butlers coming in a year or so
jpstarling.bsky.social
I guess it just never occurred to me that Diane Keaton COULD die
jpstarling.bsky.social
What I’m saying is everybody—yes even you—is a cornball to somebody.
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trustedreveler.bsky.social
LA: we will fight you.

Chicago: we will fight you.

PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
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thebeardidlady.bsky.social
Well, she adjusted my trousers in minutes, so in answer to your question "Was that tailor swift?" yes she was.
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weeder.bsky.social
Welcome to Just Desserts where we only serve desserts and their quality is determined by the content of your character
jpstarling.bsky.social
We live in clarifying times.
internethippo.bsky.social
At least we no longer have to hear about freedom being in Americans' DNA or whatever. Turns out we love to eat shit and bow to some bloated halfwit like any other people throughout history
jpstarling.bsky.social
For me Springsteen is the very uncool odd man out, but I fully recognize that’s a product of my introduction to him and my subsequent disinterest in his ongoing creative development.
jpstarling.bsky.social
Of course Dylan had a similarly dismal creative window at a totally different time. First impressions matter.
jpstarling.bsky.social
I know it’s fun to dunk on this, and I personally think Johnny Cash was a total badass, but there was a window of time—from the early-80s to mid-90s—and if you became aware of him then, you were only aware of a musician who had become a sad parody of himself, and of country music on the whole.
wsj.com
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, country-music legend Johnny Cash can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength, writes Jon Fasman.
Essay | Can We Finally Give Johnny Cash His Due?
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, the country-music legend can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength.
on.wsj.com
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alexblechman.bsky.social
Every once in a while a group of 10-15 tourists vanish without a trace in the Paris Catacombs and then afterward the Eiffel Tower is a few feet taller
jpstarling.bsky.social
I’ve seen some rumors going around about the Special Education agency within Dept of Ed being eliminated. If true, it would be enraging, but I don’t see any use in sharing unconfirmed claims. Let’s maintain focus here.
jpstarling.bsky.social
CoComelon
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What would be the wildest concert for a fight to break out at?
jpstarling.bsky.social
I love it. Let that theater kid under center cook.
jpstarling.bsky.social
she is biffed six ways to Sunday
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thephatic.bsky.social
"you're gonna get the dog" is such colorful, vivid imagery but in the absolute worst way
nathankalmoe.bsky.social
“He told the officers that he was born in CA. After objecting to being taken into custody & saying he hadn’t done anything wrong, an officer can be heard on the video saying, ‘We’re gonna put you in cuffs or you’re gonna get the dog.’ Miranda was then struck from behind.”
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jpstarling.bsky.social
It took me reading it six times
jpstarling.bsky.social
The Imperial Boomerang, summarized:
qasimrashid.com
Listen—it's all connected. If you oppose $50B of our taxes to ICE to abuse people in the USA—but support $38B of our taxes to fund Israel's military occupation of Palestine as they abuse Palestinians far worse than how ICE abuses Americans—then you don't actually oppose ICE abusing people in the USA
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cortanav.bsky.social
When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game
Oil painting of a woman waiting by the sea