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Kelson Thomas (poped up)
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 1h
🎼 slowly, mournfully
🎶 Down by the bay,
where the watermelons grow🎵
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The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 4h
I’m erring on the side of caution SIKE I’m not erring, never have never will
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Tom @dixitinsipiens.bsky.social · 9h
God has been taken hostage by the evil Vizier Colin Kaepernick Budweiser!

MAGA Warrior, are YOU strong enough to fight through the woke as hell hordes of Antifa and save God and Christianity?
the Princess and the Vizier in Prince of Persia the hero finds a sword in Prince of Persia fighting a guard in Prince of Persia
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 5h
wait is this a Corn Thing
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 5h
bet
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 5h
Don't have time for a braise alas
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 5h
this dude eating beans
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 6h
what's a good simple third thing to serve with pierogi and kielbasa?
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 7d
A bird in the hand is worth two George Bushes
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 1d
Happily knocking it without trying it
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Spooky Waffles @zazzyzazz.bsky.social · 1d
Found one!
Turing Police @turing_police If you notice my posts are lame and unfunny and not happening as often, it means im doing pretty well. If you see that im tweeting a lot and theyre mostly actually funny it means that im laying down in the freeway
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Jose @jum.bsky.social · 1d
Woke springs eternal
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 1d
I don't normally ask much of my followers but I need you all to come to my house and build a monolith in the garden
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 1d
Slow rolling this bitch down the middle of the office suite absolutely zapping everyone’s work shit
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MachinePix @machinepix.bsky.social · 1d
Laser weeder by Carbon Robotics.
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not italian 🎃🍂 @notofassisi.bsky.social · 1d
they’re saying federal holidays are for long naps
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 1d
Fanny Robotman

England and Wales, Marriage Registration Index, 1837-2005
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 1d
the ship tour enjoyers
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 1d
today's hits AND yesterday's favorites???
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 2d
asking the important questions
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aramakisec9.bsky.social @aramakisec9.bsky.social · 2d
5k time?
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 2d
the book enjoyers
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 2d
good morning from this cat ice cream cone
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Just Some Guy @utopianparallax.bsky.social · 4d
I keep seeing him described as a Christian and these lectures as his religious views, but as near as I can tell he's just using "antichrist" as an epithet, and "apocalypse" as a warning about what he sees as bad outcomes.
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Just Some Guy @utopianparallax.bsky.social · 4d
It's just incredible that Thiel commands this kind of attention for this kind of incoherent rambling. Oh, the drug-addled skeleton that invented PayPal guy has thoughts about the eschaton? Has anyone considered just...not caring?
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 4d
I couldn't believe this but it's true, Thiel can't decide whether the antichrist is Greta or Big Yud. Positively reeling.
(Washington Post) -- Tech billionaire Peter Thiel recently warned that Swedish activist Greta Thunberg and critics of technology or artificial intelligence are "legionnaires of the Antichrist" in private lectures on Christianity that connected government oversight of Silicon Valley to an apocalyptic future, according to recordings reviewed by The Washington Post. In the four, roughly two-hour lectures, which began last month and culminated Monday at the Commonwealth Club in San Francisco, Thiel laid out his religious views to a sold-out audience told to keep the contents "off-the-record," according to an event listing. He argued that those who propose limits on technology development not only hinder business but threaten to usher in the destruction of the United States and an era of global totalitarian rule, according to the recordings. "In the 17th, 18th century, the Antichrist would have been a Dr. Strangelove, a scientist who did all this sort of evil crazy science," Thiel said in his Sept. 15 opening talk, according to the recordings. "In the 21st century, the Antichrist is a Luddite who wants to stop all science. It's someone like Greta or Eliezer," he said, referring to Thunberg and Eliezer Yudkowsky, a prominent critic of the tech industry's approach to AI.
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 2d
Yes unlike That Guy you are not currently hellbound
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 2d
impossible to feel bad for a guy like that. That's just funny
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