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leeroystarr

@leeroystarr.bsky.social

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Facetious Prick * only ever joking, calm down dear. I AM the cunt clearsky lists me as...But don't believe all that is stated This/That Identify as a potted Palm Tree=Transplant FO 2 OF usb-c 3 pin plugs are Elite.

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leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · Apr 19

I fell of me bike and grazed my knee in 1978, we didn't have Internet then so I'm telling you now...😜

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leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 18m

#ThingsThatCostYouNothing any old mans advice and I'll give yah that for nothing.

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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 1h

I'm halving an episode

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leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 55m

so you're having epis or an ode?😜

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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 1h

#ThingsThatCostYouNothing
A smile from time to time, Audrey!

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leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 1h

#ThingsThatCostYouNothing

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 2h

Hot dog not wrong.

Image of a person in a hot dog suit on a grass field. The hot dog is pointing. There's a speech bubble coming from the hot dog's mouth. It says, "Well I think you're all lips and assholes."

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 1d

give a dude a fish, nobody knows what the fuck he'll do with it. he could wear it on his head. dudes are so weird

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leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 2h

#ImNotAFarmerBut I have won an agricultural award for being outstanding in a field..

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I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 3h

cant you people take a fucking joke - famously never said after an actual joke.

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@Spookerleggera - evil incarnate, for one month only!🧛🦇⚰️👹 @superleggera.bsky.social · 3h

#ImNotAFarmerBut

I'd plough you any day of the week!

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 3h

#ImNotAFarmerBut I said to a farmer

“Look a bunch of cows”

He said “not bunch, herd.”

“heard of what?”

“Herd of cows”

“Of course I’ve heard of cows”

“No, no, a cow herd”

“so what I‘ve never kept any secrets from cows”

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I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 3h

i got the taint of a bad toot in my mouth so came here to gargle some skeet, hope it works

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😱Squeallium😱 @squillium.bsky.social · 2h

Live from Portland:

Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · Aug 13

I'm ready for the next World Cup⚽️

サッカー大好きですっ☆特に関節技が得意ですっ☆

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CalendarGirlBot Bluesky Edition! @calendargirlbot.bsky.social · 3h

#ImNotAFarmerBut is the Sunday edition of the #FeelGoodDailies #HashtagGame !

Follow your host and PLAY NOW with @feelgoodonbluesky.bsky.social and @feelgooddailies.bsky.social !