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Macyk

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Controversial writer and middle school teacher Mousehousebooks.com

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Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · 12d

Thank you to Draymond Green for promoting @macyk.bsky.social’s KABOOM! series at media day! We’re so glad you enjoyed the books! www.mousehousebooks.com/product-cate...

Draymond Green at the microphone at media day wearing sunglasses that spell “BOOM” but the photo has been edited to add “KA” before the glasses and “!” After

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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 18d

Always a treat to see the penguin from the steampunk production of Billy Madison

Penguin statue made of various metal items – tools and pipes and such

Macyk @macyk.bsky.social · 20d

"Wake me up when 'September' ends." -guy who only wants to hear the deep cuts at the Earth, Wind, and Fire show

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Barack Owala @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 23d

win rammstein’s money

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Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · Sep 2

When you come across a book you wish you had published

Mosley the labradoodle CEO of Mouse House Books sitting on a couch looking despondently the window like a Sofia Coppola protagonist

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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · Aug 17

medium.com/the-shocker/... I’ll always take the opportunity to repost this @macyk.bsky.social classic

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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · Aug 1

Friday after work, my brain is melted and I was just thinking "I sometimes post something on Fridays" - but I completely forgot what it was. Luckily @damonagnos.bsky.social did the unrepost/ repost thing

Macyk @macyk.bsky.social · Jan 13

"TGIF thank god it's Friday," I say getting in the car after a long week.
"God can't help you now," says Urkel from the backseat with a gun.

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · Jul 8

my new album Future National Sports is out today, on Tuesday, god's chosen release day. i took the photo myself. i always take the photo myself patrickcosmos.bandcamp.com/album/future...

Future National Sports, by Patrick Cosmos

patrickcosmos.bandcamp.com

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Barack Owala @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · Jul 17

i’m sorry i said your baby looks like a “rough 30”

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Dan, from the web (sharp alright) @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · Jul 13

I witnessed Gus the second most famous groundhog in Pennsylvania drunk drive through a harvest festival in Berks County in 2014

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Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · Jul 1

elliiot gets it

www.mousehousebooks.com/product/kabo...

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This sucks ass with a straw.
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elliiot • 8d ago
I don't trust amateur meteorologists. I only get my weather news from Stan "Thunder Man" Parker.

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Barack Owala @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · Mar 26

you’re not speaking my love language your honor

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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · Feb 22

His full name is Father John Misty Misdemeanor Elliott

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Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · Feb 21

Trying to get a job in advertising here's some ads I made for soda

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Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · Jan 13

Tired of your heroes letting you down? Want to find good authors of impeccable character? I’d start with Alex Siquig.

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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · Dec 30

EBENEZER SCROOGE: You there, boy, what day is it?

JAY GATSBY: Why it’s Toyotathon, old sport!

Macyk @macyk.bsky.social · Dec 25

I shot the Grinch in Whoville, just to watch him die
But they say he just look like the Grinch, I hang my head and cry

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Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · Dec 18

Mosley’s response to the accusations that he has been spamming the CEO hotline by “crying labradoodle” and employing “false wags” to sabotage further plundering of the public purse for private profit, and to protest the state’s gerrymandered definition of violence, and that his howls sound like “Luigi”:

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Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · Dec 17

All timer @macyk.bsky.social

Macyk @macyk.bsky.social · Dec 14

Jingle Bell Rock, Parental Advisory (Explicit Content)

Macyk @macyk.bsky.social · Dec 14

"Santa Claus is Coming to Town" is a prequel to the "Boys are Back in Town." St. Nick was one of the boys.

Macyk @macyk.bsky.social · Dec 14

Friday the 13th is a corporate holiday invented by the sporting goods companies to sell hockey masks

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Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · Dec 13

Reverse meat grinder that lets you crank whatever loose meat you've got on hand into a new animal