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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 4d

Oh, it actually exists

Shirt saying "Go to church. And pray you don't guard me." with the And1 faceless guy pointing towards a church. It had to exist..

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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 4d

Tried to find an And 1 shirt saying "you should start praying" or something. Found only another shirt and slightly changed the text to "Like running over water, Jesus can't be stopped". Doesn't completely make sense but I miss the old shirts...

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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 5d

Well, you'll run the competition with a 175 bpm average heart rate, won't you?

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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 6d

You searched for Bad Bunny

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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 11d

Cole Perfetti?

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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 11d

A basketball player. I guess wrong sport but I needed something to rhyme with Mom's spaghetti

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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 12d

12th round / Marvin Bagley

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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 14d

What are you using right now? Brave blocks most ads in general and you can turn off their AI search stuff and crypto bro background. Duck Duck Go has 'dont show me AI pictures and don't show me AI answers' option

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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 15d

He has my vote for "Dead Pres - It's bigger than"
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanye_W...

Kanye West production discography - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 17d

This is my Rider
That's my garn

Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 19d

When Shaq and Kobe was still cool, before

Shaq diss track about Kobe. Somewhat rhymes with Martyrs

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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 22d

And Ben Shapiro wrote a book where a black guy tried to start a race war.

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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 23d

Recently heard someone on a podcast saying 'it should be illegal to be like GRRM and not be from the British Isles'

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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 23d

For a moment I was scared that you were in Munich without telling me

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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 25d

She probably has a name and if that's the case, I will refuse to learn it.

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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 25d

a man playing bowling with the words who do u think you are behind him

ALT: a man playing bowling with the words who do u think you are behind him

media.tenor.com

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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 28d

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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · Sep 9

Jeff Epstein, the birthday book enjoyer?

Jim Downey from the "Epstein, the New Yorker financier" meme

Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · Sep 6

I will just imagine that the referee recovered the ball and threw it.

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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · Sep 3

I think there should have been a cheaper way to remove the rumor that he brought 12 red apples to a spurs team dinner and ate them with a knife and fork from the first page of Google 🤷‍♂️