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melly πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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she/her | queer | elder millennialβ„’. AuDHD&OCD. leftist. invented revenge bedtime procrastination. making my blorbos your problem since 1997. no antis/minors/terfs. πŸ”ž Con O'Neill said I smell good https://linktr.ee/melpemone | pic by djarn @ picrew
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Fandom pals, now is a great time to re-introduce ourselves! QS with yours πŸ’–

Name: Melly
Pronouns: she/her
Hobbies: reading fic, thinking about writing fic, embroidery, crochet, video games, collecting craft supplies
Fandoms: OFMD, MDZS, hockey RPF
Fandom pals, now is a great time to re-introduce ourselves! QS with yours πŸ’–

Name: Rattie
Pronouns: she/they
Hobbies: history, fiber arts, early music, gaming, reading
Fandoms: OFMD, Watchmen
Fandom pals, now is a great time to re-introduce ourselves! QS with yours πŸ’–

Name: Mel
Pronouns: she/they
Hobbies: video games, playing with cats, reading AO3, math
Fandoms: OFMD mostly and cycling in others for an assist as the mood strikes
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relationship
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Zohran is stone cold man. Putting out an ad in Arabic after all the Islamophobic shit that’s been thrown his way? Pure swag.

Dems don’t need to copy his politics or even necessarily his campaign strategy, they need to learn how to grow a fucking spine.
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i will absolutely pay $18 to not have a bartender look at me like i'm a moron for wanting a mocktail. even the option of ordering a mocktail is a rare miracle

also coke gets very boring
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Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.
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Proton @proton.me Β· 2d
Last chance to turn it off.

On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.

To toggle it off πŸ‘‰ Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
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i like
big
trunks and i cannot lie
you other travelers can't deny
that when a shattered visage lies in the sand
with a sneer of cold command
you get sprung
from the passions read
from a hand mocked and heart fed
that pedestal tried to warn me
but "look upon my works" makes (me-me-me so horny)
Some traveller once told me
He's from a land so old he
Saw a pair of vast and trunkless legs
Near them on the sand
An expression of command
The sneering visage on a half-sunk head
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Lone level sands to horizon running
my name is Oz
and wen the stone
is broke to bits
and all alone
i lie in sand
it stretches bare
you read my words
you pls despair
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happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters
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I post this here in the hope I might remember it next time: self, stop eating youtiao. You can't handle that much oil and it makes you very sad.
oh my god???
An entire Animal Crossing update straight out of nowhere, and it's big
You can craft multiple items in bulk now, there's a hotel added to your island, you can basically have a creative/sandbox mode island in your dreams, and a whole lot more, what the hell
youtu.be/7nODHyw3lgs
Animal Crossing: New Horizons – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition & Free Update – Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by Nintendo of America
youtu.be
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Oh no πŸ˜” it's so hard to pin down why that happens sometimes!
Oh, solidarity, I had to go off camera for a meeting because my blinks were getting a bit long
Today is a sensory hellscape. Outside is glare-y and humid, inside is 7 colleagues talking at once, I have a headache and my eyes are gritty and I can taste my sunscreen and my tea is too hot. *tantrum*
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"The Michael Myers-Briggs Type Indicator is an assessment to help people determine how they perceive the world and make decisions about silently stabbing innocent teenagers while wearing a hideous rubber mask." buff.ly/XtYr27s
Understanding Your Michael Myers-Briggs Type
The Michael Myers-Briggs Type Indicator is an assessment to help people determine how they perceive the world and make decisions about silently sta...
buff.ly
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It's cold now so whenever I get up he steals my (warm) spot