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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦

@microrave.bsky.social

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Proudly #autistic #artist from #Canada. She/her. Asexual enough to miss most innuendo.

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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · Feb 26

Post an image from your phone without any explanation

Edited photo of an astronaut with a smiling dog's head.

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 9d

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY SORRY FOR OUR DELAY WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS A REAL DAY.

Cover of Merriam-Webster's All Caps dictionary, a red background with a white circle and text for people who are mad.

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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 9d

Worth a shot!

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Frovostein @frovo.bsky.social · 10d

[at the mall]

LITTLE KID: i’m lost

ME: you’re at the mall

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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 9d

The most ill-tempered, miserable horse would still not deserve that

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 11d

You can't lie to a radiologist, they'll see right through you.

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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 11d

*watching couture fashion show at 4am* "overnight maxi pad with wings anyone?"

Photo of a fashion model wearing a hefty padded white dress with red handprints.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 12d

Like the humble pigeon, I too can sometimes be found in the rafters at the supermarket

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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 11d

what if i did it tho

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 11d

well, it’s like they say: if thieves can steal your jewelry, you snooze, you Louvre

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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 11d

This hits different after watching Piper

a bird is eating food from a pile of sand on the beach .

Alt: Gif of a baby sandpiper leaning in to look at a tiny crab, who boops her little beak.

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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 11d

Tirimisu Lindor

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 11d

breaking into the louvre to steal back my heart after it was purloined by a certain little lady's inscrutable smile

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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 11d

Never had one until a couple years back. T'was heavenly.

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x0_000 (sketch commissions open) @x0triple0.bsky.social · 13d

square

#pixelart #sketch

A silver ring with a purple square gem at a 45 degree angle, with another square underneath. The band has a etched pattern along the center.

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Nell @nell0-0.bsky.social · 11d

It's fun to imagine them when they grow up

#windwaker #thelegendofzelda

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J. R. Pyle-Carter @jrpylecarter.bsky.social · 11d

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

Link from Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker holding a blue pot above his head about to smash it

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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 11d

I don't even wanna see my face in the TV reflection. Why would I want it in my game?

🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 11d

Wondered if anyone was gonna mention the Crack Spider's Bitch

🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 11d

Wait til the spider tries expresso

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 11d

Quelle le fuck?

French gentleman in a fedora, yellow vest, top coat, holding an umbrella like a walking stick outside the Lourve, surrounded by French police. The voice balloon for the overdressed gentleman reads: MAIS OUI. BUT IS IT NOT BETTER TO HAVE LOURVED AND LOST?
A cop is staring at him and his voice ballon reads: QLF?

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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 11d

Mood

🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 11d

Someone's gonna go in for a boop and it'll be all over 💀 🌩

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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 12d

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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 11d

Just not on me

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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 12d

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