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Nerdy Fat Guy

@nerdyfatguy.bsky.social

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Born in 1971, don't ask me to do the math. Cheesehead in absentia. I'm the reason I can't have nice things. Yes, that is the Wienermobile. Will discuss food/drink, books and authors, and economics. Or if you found a really cool rock. he/him

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Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 3d

My right to microwave tuna and cabbage at the office is protected by the First Amendment.

I mean... I'm not going to do that, but I could. Legally.

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Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 18m

Sounds like more than one work meeting I've been forced to attend.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 3h

Your chances of being Bret Easton Ellis are low but never less than zero

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Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 23m

Depends. Which Batman?

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 1d

some say it’s art, some say it’s not

Golden lamp in the shape of a nose with a bulb hanging from the right nostril.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 6h

They should have done the Tron movie in claymation

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Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 31m

Ooohhhhh.....

Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 31m

Double Jamo, followed by a double Bib & Tucker 10-year, followed by me dreading having to walk up all of those stairs to bed at 9:45.

If I didn't need the CPAP, I'd just settle in to the comfy kitchen chair.

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TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 38m

Mash up bands:

Phish Styx

born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 1h

mash up bands:

Bone Thugz N’ Hanson

TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 1h

Mash up bands:

Boyz II Bunnymen

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Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 6h

It improved my day drastically.

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Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 7h

Take half a minute to watch this. Best thing ever.

Fun Ghoul 👻💜✨ @fungirl.bsky.social · 12h

✨✨✨

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Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 7h

Wow.

Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 7h

Today I am mostly puttering. A little dawdling.

I'm being productive, but barely. Seems fair for what could be the last nice Saturday for a while.

Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 7h

And I was actually in a good mood a few minutes ago.

Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 1d

So this is a thing...

Assorted 8-packs of canned alcoholic beverages called "Mom Water".

Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 1d

Consider it done! Because it is.

Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 1d

It won't make sense if you don't first watch Oneskin through Threeskin first.

Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 1d

Having, or inflicting?

Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 1d

Also: I know that weed is technically legal, but I hope for unspecified horrors to befall whoever was smoking right at the building entrance two days in a row.

Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 1d

Definitely getting uncomfortably sick just in time for the weekend.

I could feel this before I left the house, but I was close enough to the office by the time I finally decided that I should have stayed home that I came in anyway.

I suck.

Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 1d

Better than humming that Sarah Maclachlan song. Could be seen as insincere.

Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 2d

You break in and acquire said cat.

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 5d

whenever I make a joke on this website with a reference to 70-80s culture I feel like the stand ups that used to reference old vaudeville routines

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Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 2d

I just noticed that my wife has a pin in her office that says 'Team Mysterious Leg Bruise'. It's about time she was recognized for her sacrifice.

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 3d

i quit pumpkin spice i'm on the patch

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Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 2d

Nice. How pronounced is the molasses flavor? I'm imagining a grilled provolone and caramelized onion, but I'd hate to overpower the molasses note.

And yes, I'm imagining sandwiches at 11:30 on a weeknight.

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