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Gotta hold it sideways so it fits

That book’s too horny

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butterf... these guys invented an urban legend from whole cloth to promote their movie and it worked

Couldn’t be worse than the guy who got pulled over by the cops when he was on the phone

Hey man. dunno if you heard but the Sea Captain’s in a pretty bad place right now. You should reach out to him if you can, he’s been making some bad choices lately

Someone had an Incident

My big conspiracy is that due to our overall systemic decline in both cultural literacy and actual literacy we have spawned a generation of people who don’t even know how to get horny anymore

go get a blizzard around the corner, King

This would fix me

We’re out here folding our own laundry

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MP3 blogs were great because there’d be a guy buying every one of these and digitizing them because he loved the music and wanted to share that love

Alex Jones tried to warn us about this

At an old gig, we used to search recipe reviews for "hubby" and jokingly treated "the hubby" like it was an animal we were cataloging the zoological features of, e.g., "The hubby does not enjoy nutmeg." "The hubby struggles to find large enough portions in the wild." etc, etc.

This is like how you can find all the funniest Yelp reviews by searching “rude to my fiancée”

Still making a big deal about the legs

Related: look up how many Children of the Corn movies there are

Remember that viral tweet that was like "I feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content?" Now the content isn't even good. It stinks!