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@okeating.bsky.social

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Pen for hire. Pencil for loan, as long as you give it back sharpened. #Liverpool

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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · Feb 16

Breaking: Donald Trump signs an executive order banning Hershey bars for using pronouns.

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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 5h

He should do what Dr Oz does, and have a giant cotton bud in his ear at all times.

Dr Oz standing in front of a flag with a white shape on it that makes it look like a giant cotton bud is sticking out of his ear.

Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 5h

Haha. Probably.

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social · 8h

getting a lot of haters talking shit about my set at the epstein island comedy festival, as if those young women don’t deserve to see me do stand up

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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 5h

That awkward moment when the President's talking, but you can't locate your brain worm.

Donald Trump talking. Behind him, RFK Jr has his finger shoved into his own ear

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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 3d

It's 2025. This is a massive failure of the system. Nobody should be dying - or living - on the street.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

UK deaths of 1,611 homeless people in 2024 is record high

Most are linked to suicide or drugs, with spice and nitazines increasingly deadly.

www.bbc.co.uk

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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 4d

She gets cooler by the minute.

Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 4d

Haha. No. It's cheaper up here.

Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 4d

I have a fiver for a similar reason.

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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 4d

She just went up in my estimation by a considerable distance.

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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 4d

THE SECRET PROJECT I'VE BEEN WORKING ON FOR THE PAST FEW MONTHS IS FINALLY LIVE

CHECK IT OUT

outsidersartsclub.com

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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 4d

The courage you're showing by being so open could well be the thing that sets someone else on the path to recovery. I'm so glad you have support on your own path. Proud of you. xx

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 6d

Me: I've a particular set of skills, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
[spills soup down my front]
Dry cleaner: I see

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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 4d

When we see white smoke coming from Macron's ears, we'll know there's a new French PM.

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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 4d

Actually, Martin might be a good fit.

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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 4d

It's okay. He's about to get Blackpool, as long as he agrees to be known as Steve while he's there.

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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 4d

Steve Bruce announced as interim PM of France.

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Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social · 6d

[My first day as a detective]
Me: It's one way glass he can't see you. Just point at the killer.
Witness: All I can see is our reflection.
Me: Ah, ok. Everybody swap rooms.

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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 6d

So those people outside hotels will be moved, too, right?

Paul Brand @paulbrand.bsky.social · 6d

BREAKING: The Home Office is giving police new powers to restrict repeat protests like pro-Palestine marches.

Police can consider the ‘cumulative impact’ of protests on an area and could ban the protest / force it to move elsewhere.

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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 6d

Ask not what your country can do for you, but ask why the fuck your country keeps doing things *against* you.

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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 6d

We can all agree that the attack on the Synagogue in Manchester was terrorism

So why is setting a Mosque alight just 'arson' and a 'hate crime' and also not terrorism?

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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 7d

Overheard in my living room:

"I've only sneezed ten times this month."
"I'm glad you've got an affordable hobby."

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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 9d

We all know why Nigel Farage is accusing Labour of inciting violence against him while cutting his security. Because if he didn’t, people might remember to ask him who paid for his house in Clacton and why he hangs around with people who take bribes from Russians.

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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 9d

Where would we be without his genius?

Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 9d

Haha!