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Luigi de Guzman

@ouij.bsky.social

2.1K followers 590 following 9.8K posts

Professional pedant. Jeopardist. Loves: DC Sports. Poems. Chicharron bulaklak. Hates: Fascism Trying some Web 1.5 re-enacting https://ouij.wordpress.com/

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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · Sep 10

Because I could not stop to Chat—
They made Chat GPT—
The Internet was but Ourselves—
Endless Vapidity.

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 4h

Mariners landing in Toronto like

Christopher and Paulie Walnuts from the Sopranos after wandering in the woods all night.

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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 4h

MLB audio is just ambient stadium noise now

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Dara Lind @daralind.bsky.social · 4h

I’m happy for Victor Robles

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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 4h

AAAAAAAAAA

Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 4h

Synthetic bunt

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 4h

usually takes more than one game to learn that. your wife is a prodigy.

Lumpy MD @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 4h

This is the first baseball game my wife has ever seen and she now believes this is a sport about eternal punishment

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Chris Berube @chrisberube.bsky.social · 4h

"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"

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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 4h

Yes.

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Cortana 👻 @cortanav.bsky.social · 4h

When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game

Oil painting of a woman waiting by the sea

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James O'Hara @nextyeardc.com · 4h

Davey Martinez suddenly awakens from his slumber incandescently angry with no idea why

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Charlie @fliegel.bsky.social · 4h

Picturing decisive moments in history but with AJ Pierzynski leaning in to tell someone to bunt.

Before Gaugamela:
Parmenion - “I would accept the terms the Persians offer, if I were Alexander”

Alexander - “I would too, if I were Parmenion”

Pierzynski - “I would bunt here, if I were batting”

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Jeff @sfjeff.bsky.social · 5h

Flaherty was either conversing with a deceased loved one for inspiration or saying something so vile and hateful it'll send jomboy to therapy

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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 4h

I was there and I was very cold

Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 4h

Cmon that’s not even a day’s cricket

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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 5h

🕯️
🕯️ 🕯️
🕯️ position 🕯️

🕯️ players pitching in 🕯️

🕯️ a playoff game 🕯️
🕯️ 🕯️
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 5h

The important question

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 5h

This baseball game has officially outlasted the college football game across town that started an hour after it

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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 5h

Same and same

Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 5h

I was at that game. I do not recommend this.

Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 5h

Longest postseason game is 18 innings, let's go for it gang

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Roger Cormier @yayroger.bsky.social · 5h

ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted

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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 5h

Bluesky has taken the mantle

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[sun rises]
[sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[world engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · Nov 10

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

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Just some guy @rocinante.bsky.social · 5h

In an era of paywalls and DLC it’s quaintly nice to know that baseball will give you extra baseball that is more exciting and tense than normal baseball for absolutely no extra charge.

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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 5h

This is what it means to protect and serve

Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 5h

He pulled back?

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 7h

Our vaunted business titans are weenies

Several executives said they had discussed opposing some of Trump's policies, including tariffs. Before a meeting with Trump and the Business Roundtable this year, some executives discussed how to quietly confront the president and question his policies, people with knowledge of the discussions said. But when Trump showed up, no one asked tough questions.

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