Jeff
@sfjeff.bsky.social
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San Francisco | he/him 🌯🍺🚌🚆🐶🌉✌🏻🇺🇲 ↙↙↙ ⚾ Giants, Oakland Ballers 🏀 Warriors, Valkyries ⚽ USWNT, Bay FC, SF City FC only has minimal typos
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trustedreveler.bsky.social
LA: we will fight you.

Chicago: we will fight you.

PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
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cait.bsky.social
I really recommend browsing a reddit called "Is this AI?" for this purpose. people post questionable images and commenters weigh in on their validity, but are required to provide specifics as to their reasoning. once you start seeing the signs, it gets easier and easier over time
sfjeff.bsky.social
The fireworks are hilarious
sfjeff.bsky.social
Flaherty was either conversing with a deceased loved one for inspiration or saying something so vile and hateful it'll send jomboy to therapy
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bubbaprog.xyz
This baseball game has officially outlasted the NWSL match next door that started 2 1/2 hours after it
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turtle.labeledrude.online
12th inning in a playoff elimination game is the best possible moment to try to litigate anything under the eternal faerie law of baseball, because no matter what happens everyone will be angry, and the fair folk feed off of that emotion
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disabilitystor1.bsky.social
‘Why is your mouth open? All I said was that the US president should invade San Francisco!’
mmasnick.bsky.social
Doing comms work for billionaires slowly melting their brains must be quite a job.
At the end of the interview, he turned to a public relations executive. He could be heard asking why her mouth was wide open and if he had said anything he shouldn’t have.

“What about the political questions?” he asked. “Too spicy?”

Then he hung up.
sfjeff.bsky.social
Siri show me jd Vance and John c Reilly's son
sfjeff.bsky.social
Yes! It's a great little neighborhood, and not too far from Downtown, which I prefer to stay in anyway (you been to Atomic Liquors?)
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samthielman.com
B plot is Tracy finding out about 9/11, which he’d never heard of before
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faineg.bsky.social
there’s this weird idea a lot of people seem to have about how all of us writers and artists must secretly want to use AI and are merely resisting temptation for ethical reasons, and like, no, it’s not hard for me to resist drinking the bowl of Piss With Glass In It actually
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ianboudreau.com
I like how it looks like a bunch of happy cartoon animals have chased the goons up a tree
sfjeff.bsky.social
SO WAS THE PLAY
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samthielman.com
Jenna would make Liz write jokes for her, Liz would write a bunch of feminist material because she’s mad at Jenna and then try to pull it at the last minute because she’s worried for Jenna’s safety. Jenna would ham it up so hard that the Saudis would love it as parody of shrill American women
suss2hyphens.bsky.social
which 30 rock character was most likely to headline the riyadh comedy festival, tracy or jenna
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sheafontana.bsky.social
Life advice: download the file. You know that Google spreadsheet where you filled in all the important info and reference all the time? Well, one day, the owner of that spreadsheet might get laid off and all their links will break and no one will know how to find that file again. “But what about
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runwithskizzers.bsky.social
Missy Elliott and “Get Ur Freak On” coming through from 2001 with a perfect response for people who want to prompt their way through AI to “write” lol
sfjeff.bsky.social
Bro nobody can get anywhere in this country, near or far, and we call it freedom
mnolangray.bsky.social
The line at Southwest's LAX terminal is sufficiently insane that I would strongly, strongly advise against flying Southwest into or out of LAX. The line extends well into the second floor check-in area. This is insane.
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ktpersists.bsky.social
oh boy i was just saying to myself wow wouldn't it be great to replace nancy pelosi with oh, idk how about a "39-year-old former tech worker and multi-millionaire" yes a techbro that is exactly what we need more of in san francisco politics wow
missionlocal.org
Saikat Chakrabarti has a big goal: Unseat San Francisco Rep. Nancy Pelosi from the office she's held since 1987.

It's a tall order, but he is adamant Democrats have failed to meet the moment.

“This is about an overwhelming demand for change right now.”

missionlocal.org/2025/10/pelo...
Pelosi challenger Saikat Chakrabarti launches upset bid at packed Mission event
“I know this is not just about me,” he said to a packed San Francisco crowd. "This is about an overwhelming demand for change right now.”
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bpdunst.bsky.social
I’ve seen this before
sfjeff.bsky.social
So was I and I'm sitting on a bar stool in San Francisco