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Creator of The PandaChronicles, friend to bears, practitioner of panda satire, painter & printmaker, needle felting through the apocalypse, makes a mean pizza. Loyal 🫘listener #Leguminatti https://yourbrainonpandas.com https://pandachronicle.substack.com

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PandaChronicle ❌👑 @pandachronicle.bsky.social · Jan 21

Intro post (better late than never). I’m a visual artist, writer of panda satire, illustrator of books, lover of pandas, bears & cats. PNW is home. Whatever happened to
peace, love & understanding? Dem/Biden/Harris bashing is automatic block. Not f*cking around here, KThnxBye!

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Ten Graves @tengrain.bsky.social · 17h

‘Always Be Closing’

Steak Knives: I guess he wanted them to see the abject poverty of the current Air Forced Once to show his appreciation of their $400M Amero bribe. Reaction: Meanwhile, at the meetings: The Art of the Deal! Meanwhile in Possum Hollar: “For Iowans, losing China’s soybean market…

‘Always Be Closing’

Steak Knives: I guess he wanted them to see the abject poverty of the current Air Forced Once to show his appreciation of their $400M Amero bribe. Reaction: Meanwhile, at the meetings: The Art of the Deal! Meanwhile in Possum Hollar: “For Iowans, losing China’s soybean market in the president’s trade war was only one of many economic shocks that have hit the state since the start of Mr.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

UPDATE: This ad just ran again during the World Series 🇨🇦

You know why? BECAUSE IT IS NOT FAKE.

Reagan said it. Trump is lying.

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Wiley Miller @wileymiller.bsky.social · 21h

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Today's #NonSequitur is a reprint from 2018. Sadly, it's even more relevant today than it was back then.

www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur

Read Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller on GoComics

Follow Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller, the Reuben Award-winning comic taking a wry look at the absurdities of everyday life and current cultural issues.

www.gocomics.com

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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 3d

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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 3d

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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 3d

🚨BREAKING: A federal judge in Texas dismissed a GOP lawsuit against California’s new congressional redistricting plan ruling that the plaintiff, Rep. Ronny Jackson (R-Texas), had no right to sue over another state’s election laws. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Federal Court Tosses Another GOP Lawsuit Against California’s Redistricting Plan

Read more here.

www.democracydocket.com

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Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) @repstansbury.bsky.social · 1d

The complete demolition of the East Wing has occurred in days.

Hundreds of thousands are without work and pay, millions are threatened to have food assistance cut off—and the President is bulldozing the White House to build a $300 million ballroom for himself.

Americans will not forget.

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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 1d

(next to an image of Rep. Ocasio-Cortez) “You cannot love this country if you only fight for the wealthy and big business.

To love this country is to fight for its people, all people. Working people ….. who punch a clock and are on their feet all day in some of the toughest jobs out there."

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 1d

OH LOOK, THEY STRAPPED "PISS-DRUNK" PETE KEGSTAND (*BELCH*) INTO THE KIDDIE SEAT OF A FIGHTER JET AND PRETENDED HE WAS A ZOOM-ZOOM PILOT, AND MAGA DIPSHITS ALL SWOONED. THIS AND ALL THE OTHER DUMBFUCKERY THAT HAPPENED IS IN MY "THIS WEEK IN STUPID." THANK YOU FOR READING IT HERE: bit.ly/4obgnsu

let’s be crystal fucking clear about this: Pete Kegstand was a passenger. no way was he flying the plane — not with his blood-alcohol level.

of course, the Department of Defense went out of their way to crop that video in a way that implied Piss-Drunk Pete was piloting that jet — because that’s what you do when your SecDef is a banty rooster with a paper-thin ego in need of constant affirmation that he’s something other than a two-bit Fox News weekend chat-show dunk-tank clown.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 1d

it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: October 25 edition" — Pete Kegstand fakes it, Donny Convict breaks it, and so much more...
thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

this week in stupid: October 25 edition

Pete Kegstand fakes it, Donny Convict breaks it, and so much more...

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1d

When the president is destroying national landmarks, murdering fishermen, raising prices because he's angry over a Reagan video, and kidnapping parents in front of their crying children is probably not an ideal time to have a lazy, completely incompetent legislative branch perpetually on vacation.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

Congress basically doesn’t exist at this point

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PandaChronicle ❌👑 @pandachronicle.bsky.social · 1d

🤨🤬 spineless douche

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Carole King @carolekingofficial.bsky.social · 1d

Anti-public lands, anti-Wilderness crusader, Senator Mike Lee (R-UT), has introduced a bill that guts the Wilderness Act, potentially allowing the DHS to build roads, land aircraft, and install surveillance technology across America’s entire 112 million-acre National Wilderness Preservation System.

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PandaChronicle ❌👑 @pandachronicle.bsky.social · 1d

The price of corn dogs, the fear of ICE patrolling the fair looking for suspected immigrants to brutalize & arrest. These things are not mutually exclusive. Texas can look to its government that is paving the way for ICE & F45 to terrorize its residents. That’s why attendance is down by so much.

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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 2d

A Nuremberg prosecutor addressed accused businessmen: “They joined in stamping out the flame of liberty & in subjecting the German people to the monstrous, grinding tyranny of the Third Reich, whose purpose it was to brutalize the nation & fill people w/hate.”
www.americaamerica.news/p/gold-greed...

Gold, Greed and Cowardice

Trump's corporate and billionaire supporters are emboldening him as he pursues his path of destruction. History proves the future does not bode well for them.

www.americaamerica.news

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PandaChronicle ❌👑 @pandachronicle.bsky.social · 2d

Satire, it may be, but like most satirical pieces about a seemingly ridiculous demand by F45, it skates a little too close to reality.
It all makes my head hurt.

PandaChronicle ❌👑 @pandachronicle.bsky.social · 2d

Oopsie. just read the blurb, but it’s only a matter of time before he demands this from some university in his escalation of control of higher ed.
My ability to recognize satire amidst the insanity that is daily life is sadly impaired. It’s hard to write/read/recognize satire when life is insane.

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PandaChronicle ❌👑 @pandachronicle.bsky.social · 2d

what the actual fuck.
While in general, I reject the “your gay marriage demeans my straight patriarchal marriage” school of thought, if UM does this, they are demeaning & shitting on every advanced degree that people studied & worked hard for, to flatter a narcissistic idiot who doesn’t read.

PandaChronicle ❌👑 @pandachronicle.bsky.social · 2d

yep 🤨🤬😖

PandaChronicle ❌👑 @pandachronicle.bsky.social · 2d

Huzzah! Congratulations!

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 2d

I love maps so I'm giving away TWO signed paperbacks of my psychedelic/folkloric novel Villager each with these fantastic maps my dad illustrated of the fictional village in the book.Just repost this/reply below for a chance to win.

Here's an extract from the book: www.tom-cox.com/the-village-...

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World Central Kitchen @wck.org · 4d

WCK is working side by side with local communities in Alaska to deliver critical food supplies by ATV to families affected by the recent flooding. In Napakiak, our teams joined local leaders Gordon, Walter, and David to provide groceries and hot meals to residents in need. #ChefsForAlaska

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PandaChronicle ❌👑 @pandachronicle.bsky.social · 2d

FFS 🤨😖☹️

PandaChronicle ❌👑 @pandachronicle.bsky.social · 2d

QB: welllll, yes, but i like to keep him on his toes! those floopy ears! hee hee!

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