I guess you could say he hasn’t made Hollywood a …

son-less place. 😎

The brave El Cerrito Police have captured the local Halloween decoration thieves but more importantly, they have photographed it like they would a big drug or weapons bust

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One time I found, like, BITS of a dead animal all over my fenced in backyard, and was mystified, until my neighbor told me a hawk had caught a critter and sat in a tree over my yard and ripped it, systematically, to shreds

Sorry every once in a while I am reminded that there was once the most successful and beloved movie series of all time and it spawned an inescapable trillion dollar franchise and yet if you want to stream the version your dad saw in college when it played in theaters for a year apparently you can’t?

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

I’ve had this line stuck in my head for DAYS

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I wish I loved anything or anyone as much as people who back into parking spaces love backing into parking spaces

do we have a name for this ai generated style of cartoon business homunculi? i propose ChatGTPeople

mr president, the army has captured pennywise. it’s for the cuban missile crisis sir

if you get off the bus as soon as you know it's going the wrong way you end up walking a lot less than if you wait for the end of the line

There’s no way that net has the tensile strength for this job

General: Bad news, Pennywise. The Russkies are beating us in the clown race. They're developing their own clown. Code name Smirnov.

Pennywise [reading dossier] "In Soviet Russia, clown laughs at you." What is this shit?

General: They're laughing at America, Pennywise. They're laughing at Freedom.

It’s funny when people say a current event has rendered social media useless, because like what were you using it for before. Which vital functions has it ceased to perform

Local legislator displays the importance of kerning

the comic strip that the internet lives in denial of

Gelfling Supervisor

People act like all the men are gone. The men are attending protests. The men are putting together scooters for their kids. The men are getting a set of turntables for the first time. The men are buying Nikes. The men are getting super into noir. They're not Nazis and they're fine. Keep your freaks.

Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art

I'm an intimacy coordinator for TV/film and it's rare I meet someone who does the same. But just the other day I was crawling through a tight passageway nearly nude and slithered over another man doing the same. Our packages bumped as we passed, each stuffed into socks, and we whispered "I CONSENT".

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

god grant me the confidence of a man with a nazi tattoo to run as a democrat for senate