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Moderate Peril

@perilmild.bsky.social

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Moderate Peril @perilmild.bsky.social · Nov 24

How do I alert culinary Bluesky, I have achieved kransekake

A cake made up of 13 stacked concentric rings stuck together with royal icing

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Moderate Peril @perilmild.bsky.social · 1h

Sitting in the aisle seat of the bus and leaving her window seat empty is the act of a scoundrel

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Moderate Peril @perilmild.bsky.social · 8h

Juuust about ready to start reading all these again

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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 12h

treat yo self!!!

Ouroboros can have a little ouroboros as a treat

It’s a picture of a snake eating its own tail a symbol know as the ouroboros!

#flatcircle #time

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Moderate Peril @perilmild.bsky.social · 9h

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

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Moderate Peril @perilmild.bsky.social · 10h

Partner has someone managed to pill Dizzy by drilling a hole in a Dreamie with the tine of a cake fork. I was adamant this was futile and now I look a fool.

Moderate Peril @perilmild.bsky.social · 15h

Dizzy has a scabby face which necessitated a vet visit and now I have both a vet bill and a need to buy more expensive hypoallergenic cat food because the wee man is allergic to his regular dinner

Moderate Peril @perilmild.bsky.social · 14h

He’s a perfect little gentleman!

Moderate Peril @perilmild.bsky.social · 15h

I can manage all three of those!

Moderate Peril @perilmild.bsky.social · 15h

this is why I will never succeed at a life of crime :(

ashley scarebanks 💀🕯️ @ziibiing.com · 16h

the louvre heist simply using a ladder truck really proves my #1 rule of mischief:

you can basically do anything if you just confidently act like you’re supposed to be doing it

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Moderate Peril @perilmild.bsky.social · 15h

Also needs a tooth extracted which I am 90% sure is not going to be covered by insurance

A ginger and white cat sits on a lap and scowls at the camera

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Moderate Peril @perilmild.bsky.social · 15h

P’s been out of work for a while but I have a good job and we do have savings but still, I just need things to stop! Costing! Me! Money!

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Moderate Peril @perilmild.bsky.social · 15h

Dizzy has a scabby face which necessitated a vet visit and now I have both a vet bill and a need to buy more expensive hypoallergenic cat food because the wee man is allergic to his regular dinner

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Moderate Peril @perilmild.bsky.social · 17h

Yes! It was terribly nice (and there are leftovers for this evening) but the pear would have benefitted from some pre-cooking.

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Leftback @leftback.bsky.social · 21h

Teams is still working though, like a cockroach that survives a nuclear explosion

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DismalChips DIED FIFTY YEARS AGO THIS VERY NIGHT @dismalchips.bsky.social · 1d

Working on a theory that the jewel thieves were able to blend effortlessly into the crowds because their stripey burglar jumpers were, with the simple addition of a string of onions, flawless Frenchman disguises.

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Moderate Peril @perilmild.bsky.social · 1d

Feeling very Judy Maxwell at the bus stop this morning

A photograph of Peril smiling at the camera, she is wearing a baker boy hat which puts her eyes in shadow.

Moderate Peril @perilmild.bsky.social · 1d

It must really suck to be That One Guy In Sunshine (2007) Who Didn’t Become A Whole Big Thing

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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 1d

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Nurse:
It’s become a real problem in this area

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Nurse:
We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction

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Show a building sign posted:
Westminster ‘X’ Addiction Clinic
With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it

Nurse:
Ministers, Spads, Researchers…

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Nurse:
Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely

[Nurse on phone taking a call]
Ok - we’ll be right over

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Nurse:
We just have a gentle chat

[Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster

Minister:
I understand your concerns…

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Nurse:
Are you OK love?

Minister:
Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters

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Nurse:
That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian

[Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters]

Nurse 2:
Give us your phone, love

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Nurse:
At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to

[We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.]

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Minister:
YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR

[woman looks baffled]

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woman:
I just want a bus service

Minister:
LOOK AT MY FLAG
[produces a St George's flag]

[ends]

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Moderate Peril @perilmild.bsky.social · 1d

Potato sounds lovely and soothing. My mum used to make us (lightly, not very oily) fried egg and mashed potatoes when we were poorly. I’ve got mash and carrots and gammon for dinner, followed by pear and dark chocolate crumble.

Moderate Peril @perilmild.bsky.social · 1d

God, yes! Instagram keeps serving me up very American cooking videos and it’s all adding insane amounts of spice so you can’t taste the original thing at all any more. I love it, but not everything needs smoked paprika.

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 1d

Every video you make with Sora 2 costs OpenAI $5. This year they’ve spent the best part of a Trillion Dollars (one thousand billion) and brought in $12bn revenue. For them to be able to *break even* they’d need to increase the cost of every monthly subscription 10 times. They are so fucked.

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Moderate Peril @perilmild.bsky.social · 1d

A special place for your detachable collars!

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Peter Moore @petejmoore.bsky.social · 2d

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Moderate Peril @perilmild.bsky.social · 2d

10pm on Saturday night and I am doing Tudor embroidery in front of a sixty year old documentary about the Victoria line

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Moderate Peril @perilmild.bsky.social · 2d

This was a free session and my local museum and the instructor we had was great. If your kit’s on aida you should be fine - when the course ran last year one of my friends had to do it on evenweave linen and said that was a struggle!

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Moderate Peril @perilmild.bsky.social · 2d

I did have a very niche reference in mind, but this is making me want to make a sequin Kermit