Xeni Giardiniera
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personalbeavis.bsky.social
Since almost everyone I follow/follows me here is now game design-related, I'll do a little thread about my stuff and (too many) works in progress...
personalbeavis.bsky.social
I don't have the level of hate some do toward D&D as a game.

But the subreddit for the game belies something deeply unwell in the player community around it.

www.reddit.com/r/DnD/s/AaqD...
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nappydolemite.bsky.social
Hey, #resist olds, I heard everyone was moving back to Mastodon because there are going to be a bunch of Nazis here soon and you won't be able to post Donald Trump memes and pretend you're not as weird as the far right. You better get going.
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navmecheng.bsky.social
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.
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brendelbored.bsky.social
I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”
personalbeavis.bsky.social
Of course I support a free Palestine.

But make no mistake: my freakish esoteric psychosexual obsession with one particular children's entertainer will ALWAYS come first.
personalbeavis.bsky.social
All of this would be horrible enough, but hearing it from a guy whose name is Bovino and still be required to take it seriously is just insulting.
thematthill.bsky.social
Wow. Greg Bovino admits on camera that his agents can detain people if you look scared, change your demeanor, or grip a steering wheel too tight.

As his unmasked agents walk around with large guns to scare you, they may arrest you just for that — even if you're a U.S. citizen.
personalbeavis.bsky.social
I'm taking shelter in a disclosed location
personalbeavis.bsky.social
People really need to decide and tell me whether frogs are good or not. Ever since Hillary Clinton told me about Pepes, I've been poisoning pond after pond.
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spriteborne.bsky.social
“If you see this post a robot” and you’re all posting Gundams, none of which are robots. Kids these days, can’t even differentiate between a robot and a mech 👴🏻 If you’re gonna post gunpla for that meme, at least do a mobile doll or a Gundnode or something else autonomous

#gunpla #ガンプラ #plamo
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twwombat.bsky.social
Stone of a peach, it's a 2d20 random table. With an 18 and 12, I rolled "piss-sucker".

What did you roll?
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alistaircoleman.bsky.social
“What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy? Baseball! A man stands alone at the plate. This is the time for what? For individual achievement. There he stands alone. But in the field, what? Part of a team. Teamwork” (Robert de Niro, The Untouchables, 1987)
Pope Leo holding a baseball bat like he’s going to crack an errant priest over the head during a dinner party.
personalbeavis.bsky.social
I was getting increasingly annoyed at seeing more cybertrucks on the road, but then I noticed how nearly all of them had dealer tags on.

So even though more of them are on the road, they're not fucking *selling* more.
personalbeavis.bsky.social
I can even spell your real name right, don't worry
personalbeavis.bsky.social
Women are gonna be uncomfortable with you around anyway, so you may as well
personalbeavis.bsky.social
Thomas Pynchon, best known for his recurring role as 'Reclusive Author," shown here in his first of three appearances in "Diatribe of a Mad Housewife," s15e10.
personalbeavis.bsky.social
This is honestly a hilarious bit
andyoregon.bsky.social
Jess Waters recycling the same guy over and over to represent “former” different enemies
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hyvemynd.bsky.social
Going on record right now to say that if Gavin Newsom is the Democratic candidate for 2028, I will simply not vote.
lgbtqnation.com
Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
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altwatcher.bsky.social
Ok, or maybe AltNPS hasn't changed at all lol

"Photo credit to an undisclosed source." Yes, an undisclosed source who sent this photo TO PBS NEWS, not the Secret Agent Park Rangers.

Shoutout to @knives.motorcycles, who also has the most radical bsky handle I've ever seen
knives.motorcycles
PBS newshour?
the same image in a pbs tweet from yesterday
personalbeavis.bsky.social
This is a pretty good capsule of how every Democratic party-aligned organization operates.
augustjpollak.bsky.social
As someone who worked there, the reason CAP isn't trying is because they're not a liberal Heritage Foundation devoted to generational furtherment of liberal ideals. They were a 501c3 dedicated to making Hillary Clinton and possibly her daughter president and they catastrophically failed at it
owillis.bsky.social
The very well funded Center for American Progress has been in operation since 2004. The Democrats do not have “nothing” they’re just not trying.
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altwatcher.bsky.social
The video, which AltNPS will not be providing, is apparently worth watching. Thank goodness we have real activists like the Alt National Park Service to keep the public informed.
Alt National Park Service: Stephen Miller just said the quiet part out loud claiming that Trump has plenary authority when it comes to deploying troops. (Plenary means full authority.) After making the statement, he froze completely, like a deer in headlights. The video is worth watching.
personalbeavis.bsky.social
It seems the peer has become the peeee.
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