predictable road usage is my love language

It would be weird if someone wrote an entire song based on a phone number, right?

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I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to shut up

I fight for the users

gotta say i can’t help but pay attention to the protesting frogs in portland. the story is so ribbeting

I once read a book on ghosts. The ending haunts me.

I read a disaster novel set in my hometown. It brought back a flood of memories!

We recorded an unrelated project with him in the early aughts.

He sent the voice director a copy of his book as a thank you, and inscribed it:

"If you like sheep, you're gonna like this book."

Comedian Don Novello published a book where he pasted pictures of sheep over people for a high school yearbook.

The Blade: Shellville High School Yearbook by Don Novello (1984-10-01): Don Novello: Amazon.com: Books share.google/DkQE2gLILbXO...

I tried to read a scandalous book about teachers having affairs over a holiday break, but it had no class!

In grade school I read a book about attorneys, and their drama when court wasn't in session. But it wasn't on my school's reading list, so I could only read it at recess.

I read a romance novel where the primary location was a pizzeria. It was so cheesy!

My friend recommended a book about microphones. Sounds good!

there is not a single person i could recommend more than Hazel for writing and narrative design work. her mind is incredible and can see creative visions where there are seemingly none. that also makes her INCREDIBLE to collaborate with.

HIRE HAZEL

Sadly, my contract with Blizzard ended in September. That means I'm looking for fulltime or contract work as a senior writer or narrative designer. If you need someone who can write sharp characters, poetic prose, and emotional stories, I'm available! www.hazelmonforton.com

This won’t impact audio

Amend the Constitution! Not a dime for legislators, including no healthcare, while the government is shut down.

If you're on UpScrolled, let me know so I can follow...

Which reminds me: I need to do some maintenance on that motorcycle.

"If a factory is torn down but the rationality that produced it is left standing... that rationality will simply produce another factory. If a revolution destroys a government but the patterns of thought that produced the government are left intact... those patterns will repeat themselves." -Pirsig

some say it’s art, some say it’s not

Listen to Wet Leg.