Spooky Femme Peter Lorre
@sarahkite.bsky.social
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moody sweetheart | pics & shitposting | pdx | baseball fan | trans rights | socialist | she/her | used to be funny | AI stans get blocked Mastodon: @[email protected]
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sarahkite.bsky.social
*swoon*
shirtless Boris Karloff is the best Boris Karloff
Boris Karloff in makeup prep at Universal Studios for the role as Frankenstein’s monster. He is sitting shirtless in a chair with a male makeup artist on each side
sarahkite.bsky.social
you could totally do that!
but I’m pretty sure the neighbors would frown on it being set aflame
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sarahkite.bsky.social
this could be us but your system is still updating
vintage photo of homemade robot Halloween costumes. we see to short figures, likely children, in cylindrical silver heads with antennas, boxy silver tv-like torsos, and one in a silver skirt and one in knee-length silver pants. they are standing in front of a window on the side of a house, and look as if they are attempting to waltz
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sarahkite.bsky.social
last week I saw this really cool spider in its web while hiking along the California Central Coast
a spider web woven in a three-dimensional fashion like a crazy quilt with web lines going every which way, like a diagram of neural synapses. in the center is a spider and some prey wrapped up tightly
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sarahkite.bsky.social
when you erect a Wicker Man on your front lawn for Halloween, the neighborhood knows you’re not to be fucked with
a very tall man-shaped figure fashioned from bamboo: in essence, a Wicker Man on somebody front lawn, as a Halloween decoration
sarahkite.bsky.social
When I’m in public and don’t want to say “I’m going to the bathroom” to my partner, I use toddler sign language for “toilet”
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scoobydouchebag.bsky.social
They send one of your hamburgers to the hospital, you send three of their helpers to the morgue
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tyranny.sparklenoise.com
you know I think I was onto something here
tyranny.sparklenoise.com
kind of feels like the US was just acquired by a private equity firm
sarahkite.bsky.social
when you erect a Wicker Man on your front lawn for Halloween, the neighborhood knows you’re not to be fucked with
a very tall man-shaped figure fashioned from bamboo: in essence, a Wicker Man on somebody front lawn, as a Halloween decoration
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sarahkite.bsky.social
Ivan NEVER goes in here!
and right now, he’s so content

#caturday
my tabby cat Ivan sticking just his head out of the bottom cubby compartment in the (beige carpeted) cat tree. he is looking up at me
sarahkite.bsky.social
last week I saw this really cool spider in its web while hiking along the California Central Coast
a spider web woven in a three-dimensional fashion like a crazy quilt with web lines going every which way, like a diagram of neural synapses. in the center is a spider and some prey wrapped up tightly
sarahkite.bsky.social
this could be us but your system is still updating
vintage photo of homemade robot Halloween costumes. we see to short figures, likely children, in cylindrical silver heads with antennas, boxy silver tv-like torsos, and one in a silver skirt and one in knee-length silver pants. they are standing in front of a window on the side of a house, and look as if they are attempting to waltz
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sarapartridge.bsky.social
There are reports that the *entire* office of special education at the US Dept of Education has been cut. These hardworking folks ensure kids with disabilities get equal access to a quality education.

America’s children deserve better than this.
sarahkite.bsky.social
Ivan NEVER goes in here!
and right now, he’s so content

#caturday
my tabby cat Ivan sticking just his head out of the bottom cubby compartment in the (beige carpeted) cat tree. he is looking up at me
sarahkite.bsky.social
while driving back north to Portland today, traffic patterns and people with UO gear at rest stops lead me to believe that NCAA Ducks football home games are the economic force keeping the entire state of Oregon afloat
(U of O plays Indiana in Eugene, OR tomorrow)
sarahkite.bsky.social
I will 100% block a new follower if I hate their pfp (not sure if it’s AI, but by god it sucks ass)
computer illustrated head & shoulders person with a manic smile & grey hair that looks like something a laid off Pixar illustrator put thru AI to get paid $10 bio for Laura Flyswatter

@flyswatter1959.bsky.social
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President Atlanta Freethought Society. Leftie vegan atheist bisexual watercolorist. Hate MAGAs, racists, and homophobes. Was Rocky Horror cast member. 2 kids/married to @dwightlyman. Chaotic good. Voted for her in 2016 & 2024. Kitten rescue. I follow back!
sarahkite.bsky.social
Eugen’s keeping an eye on you 🔎
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cait.bsky.social
my neighbor stopped me in the parking lot to say "is that your cat?? he's so handsome and I need you to know I'm obsessed with him" and I looked up and saw this
orange cat lurking in the window
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kaitave.bsky.social
This picture is from Two Thousand and fucking Eleven
A picture of John Pike (the cop) spraying a group of seated protestors with pepper spray during the UC Davis incident back in 2011
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peakingsassy.bsky.social
The girlfriend of TWO of the founders of antifa!
Ingrid Bergman as Ilsa Lund in Casablanca
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billcorbett.bsky.social
Asking Nick Clegg and his peers for permission to remove valuables from their homes would kill my burglary company