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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

Remember that viral tweet that was like "I feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content?" Now the content isn't even good. It stinks!

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MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer @stuckfuelnozzle.bsky.social · 10h

gotem, sir

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Matt Ford @mford.bsky.social · 1d

“Baby in her placenta” is pretty bad for a HHS secretary but it’s arguably worse for a guy with six kids. It’s impossible to not learn this stuff as a dad if you’re even remotely paying attention just once.

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 19h

Smh you can tell how far I’ve fallen on the ranking of prominent leftists that I wasn’t even invited to the hate America rally

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20h

Emmer: "This is about one thing and one thing alone -- to score political points with the terrorist wing of their party, which is set to hold a hate America rally in DC next week."

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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 18h

Jabba the Hutt with downward word balloon

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 1d

Horrifically creepy and emblematic of this rape-coded administration, but also a govt employee staying at the fuckin ritz on a business trip shows you how much the DC world has changed since the DOJ muffin scandal of 2011.

Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 1d

"30-year-old conservative lawyer and activist who is Trump’s nominee to lead the Office of Special Counsel, which deals with federal employee whistleblower complaints and discrimination" cancelled his colleague's hotel room so she would be forced to stay with him.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

In late July, Paul Ingrassia, the White House liaison for the Department of Homeland Security, arrived at a Ritz-Carlton in Orlando with a lower-ranking female colleague and others from their department. When the group reached the front desk, the woman learned she didn’t have a hotel room.

Ingrassia then informed her that she would be staying with him, according to five administration officials familiar with the episode. Eventually the woman discovered that Ingrassia had arranged ahead of time to have her hotel room canceled so she would have to stay with him, three of those officials said.

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MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer @stuckfuelnozzle.bsky.social · 1d

Ohio

ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 1d

if you had to time travel to one ancient city in its prime for one year, which city would you choose?

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NASCAR Paint Schemes @nascarpaint.bsky.social · 1d

Ashton Lewis Jr. - Civil Air Control (Chevrolet)

2002 EAS / GNC Live Well 300 (Daytona International Speedway) #NASCAR

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 1d

this is how 2025 has felt

Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · Apr 30

I forgot to post my friend's deeply stressful ceiling fan in her apartment

An apartment kitten, featuring a ceiling fan dangerously close to the wall

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 1d

after careful study, I believe only people born between 1975 and 1995 should be allowed to use the internet

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MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer @stuckfuelnozzle.bsky.social · 1d

Golden Arm 2

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geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 2d

[i am spartacus voice] i am antifa's girlfriend

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jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 1d

ill keep saying it and theyll keep doing it: podcaster occupied government

The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 1d

Justice Department lawyers reposted President Trump’s statements and may have inadvertently endangered their prosecution of Luigi Mangione, violating the judge’s explicit orders that DOJ employees refrain from public comment about the case. trib.al/b9U7CY1

DOJ in Trouble After Lawyers Reposted Trump Rants on Luigi Mangione

The Justice Department’s case against Luigi Mangione just hit a major obstacle.

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MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer @stuckfuelnozzle.bsky.social · 1d

The Jedi Knight II Demo was legendary

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MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer @stuckfuelnozzle.bsky.social · 1d

Star Wars: Dark Forces 3: Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d

All bad videogames have names like Battlequest 8, all good videogames have names like Allegory Dynamo: The Blue Rose: Highway 281: Reforged V.2

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MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer @stuckfuelnozzle.bsky.social · 1d

meeting on the tarmac

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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 2d

The only correct take on a fundamentally anti-human technology.

Screenshot of David Simon interview
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

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MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer @stuckfuelnozzle.bsky.social · 1d

My 40 year old friend, bringing his car to my house for an oil change on Sunday: "I asked chatGPT what oil filter to get, I gave it my VIN number".

Me: "great, well this is the wrong one"

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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 1d

This could fix me

1972 Lamborghini Espada Series II

Bid for the chance to own a 1972 Lamborghini Espada Series II at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #214,085.

bringatrailer.com

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jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 2d

they've captured the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa

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onion person @junlper.beer · 2d

donald trump is a fascistic leader who has surrounded himself with people who are explicitely pro-fascistic that want to end democracy as we know it and punish anyone who dissents. pretending otherwise leads me to believe you agree with them doing this

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Maureen Jice @jane.meangirls.online · 1d

meet the young stars of Britain’s newest hit show, Nonce Squad

Jonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 2d

Is this real or am I in a coma?

Young Conservative with a Doctor Who question mark pullover.

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MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer @stuckfuelnozzle.bsky.social · 1d

Wait, the "clean your room" guy gave himself permanent mold damage

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MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer @stuckfuelnozzle.bsky.social · 1d

Man, I miss ASOIAFposting. Doing fan theories on the forums in 2010 was a blast.

fidge 🌱 @fidgets.bsky.social · 1d

(ignore this I'm mad) George RR Martin writing the red wedding to "subvert the readers expectations" of the starks having plot armour when the Lannisters survive almost every bad thing that happens is wild man he pisses me off so bad you could literally throw Tyrion off a cliff and he'd live somehow

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