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andre/jesse // none/he
@suffocatedxpansion.bsky.social
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he/it transmasc genderfluid lesboygaygirl minor (14) pfp by pillowpriscus on insta shipcourse dni but pls go away if u ship icky things,,, mentally AND physically disabled + ill gay for @lunetleveret.bsky.social & @shadedcurves.bsky.social
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andre/jesse // none/he @suffocatedxpansion.bsky.social · Sep 11
hii!

---> andre

---> 14, fictionkin + nonhuman

---> no suicide, murder, excessive violence, SA, sexual jokes with, towards, or around me. tag them as 'tw' if you must

---> i mute and block freely

---> dms always open, i just might not respond
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andre/jesse // none/he @suffocatedxpansion.bsky.social · 7d
harassment animal
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chairtraveler.bsky.social
chiara travesset @chairtraveler.bsky.social · 7d
LEAVE ME ALONE
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suffocatedxpansion.bsky.social
andre/jesse // none/he @suffocatedxpansion.bsky.social · 7d
1. im not scary lol
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theonion.com
The Onion @theonion.com · 8d
Parents Feuding With At Least One Aunt At All Times https://theonion.com/parents-feuding-with-at-least-one-aunt-at-all-times/
Parents Feuding With At Least One Aunt At All Times
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cait.bsky.social
cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 8d
apparently my sister's elderly mostly blind and deaf pug decided she was going to take a swim in the pool yesterday, because my sister sent the group chat a security cam video of herself using the pool net to scoop her out
pug swimming while being pursued by a pool net
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mossworm.bsky.social
mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 8d
who laid an egg on top of this other egg, that's very rude
Two yellow butterfly eggs in a stack on a leaf
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shirobon.bsky.social
Shirobon @shirobon.bsky.social · 8d
On the Run but make it FAST!
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suffocatedxpansion.bsky.social
andre/jesse // none/he @suffocatedxpansion.bsky.social · 9d
fun hangout idea you tell me how you feel about me and how you describe me to others in explicit detail
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memesbreakcore.bsky.social
random videos with breakcore @memesbreakcore.bsky.social · 28d
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random videos with breakcore @memesbreakcore.bsky.social · 15d
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memesbreakcore.bsky.social
random videos with breakcore @memesbreakcore.bsky.social · 12d
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memesbreakcore.bsky.social
random videos with breakcore @memesbreakcore.bsky.social · 10d
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memesbreakcore.bsky.social
random videos with breakcore @memesbreakcore.bsky.social · 9d
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sireviscerate.myatproto.social
Hell Ray-ser @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 9d
(menacingly) Alright, pal. I've heard enough out of you. Time to give you what you deserve! *gives you a lil kiss on the forehead*
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newblood.games
Boo Blood Interactive @newblood.games · 9d
FAITH ✝️

XBOX 🫵

FRIDAY 🙏
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moa810.bsky.social
Moa @moa810.bsky.social · 10d
Start the challenge anytime. You don’t have to draw every day for a month. It’s fine to draw just a few of them. (Needless to say, don’t use Gen AI)
Here are examples: 4. Shang-fu (a three-headed, three-winged, six-legged chicken) and 28. Chu-niao (a six-headed blue bird) #30WeirdAncientBirds
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philjamesson.com
phil @philjamesson.com · 9d
waiter (cocking gun): we do things a little differently here
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pokemongems.bsky.social
Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 9d
what I wanted for my 10th birthday
Screenshot of professor oak holding a Pokédex and pokeballs in the pokemon anime
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mindflakes.bsky.social
mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 10d
I left my cat unsupervised for one afternoon and she trained the dogs to carry her around on a palanquin
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cait.bsky.social
cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10d
can they stop inflicting this fucking guy on us, NOBODY likes him other than the women he brainwashed into his fucking cult
dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social Cosmic Marvel @dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social · 10d
‘TRON: ARES’ is set to have a loss of $132.7M.

(via t.co/Odawcc3Zfr)
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planeyboys.bsky.social
Airplanes.gov.uk @planeyboys.bsky.social · Nov 9
concorde if they had only ever put a chicken in a wind tunnel and had nothing else to go on
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suffocatedxpansion.bsky.social
andre/jesse // none/he @suffocatedxpansion.bsky.social · 11d
i think freedom of speech is not freedom of consequence and if youre being a dick enough and you get consequences for it you deserve it. Also jails are fucked up and i tjink we should move more into actually helping ppl
zachweinersmith.bsky.social Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 14d
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
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standplaatskrk.pl
Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · Jul 2
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fortune-cat.bsky.social
fortune ꒰🫀꒱ ‧₊˚ v-artist @fortune-cat.bsky.social · 11d
lgbt+ rights and gender identity is something queer allies love until the it/its therian walks in- sorry my identity is palatable enough for you !! 🙄
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sireviscerate.myatproto.social
Hell Ray-ser @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 11d
The Onion could charge $5 a month for access to a Wordle style puzzle where the answer every day is QUEEF, and it would still be a better use of your time and money than paying the NYT for Wordle.
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