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andre/jesse // none/he
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he/it transmasc genderfluid lesboygaygirl minor (14) pfp by pillowpriscus on insta shipcourse dni but pls go away if u ship icky things,,, mentally AND physically disabled + ill gay for @lunetleveret.bsky.social & @shadedcurves.bsky.social
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hii!

---> andre

---> 14, fictionkin + nonhuman

---> no suicide, murder, excessive violence, SA, sexual jokes with, towards, or around me. tag them as 'tw' if you must

---> i mute and block freely

---> dms always open, i just might not respond
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apparently my sister's elderly mostly blind and deaf pug decided she was going to take a swim in the pool yesterday, because my sister sent the group chat a security cam video of herself using the pool net to scoop her out
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who laid an egg on top of this other egg, that's very rude
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On the Run but make it FAST!
fun hangout idea you tell me how you feel about me and how you describe me to others in explicit detail
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(menacingly) Alright, pal. I've heard enough out of you. Time to give you what you deserve! *gives you a lil kiss on the forehead*
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FAITH ✝️

XBOX 🫵

FRIDAY 🙏
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Start the challenge anytime. You don’t have to draw every day for a month. It’s fine to draw just a few of them. (Needless to say, don’t use Gen AI)
Here are examples: 4. Shang-fu (a three-headed, three-winged, six-legged chicken) and 28. Chu-niao (a six-headed blue bird) #30WeirdAncientBirds
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waiter (cocking gun): we do things a little differently here
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what I wanted for my 10th birthday
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I left my cat unsupervised for one afternoon and she trained the dogs to carry her around on a palanquin
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can they stop inflicting this fucking guy on us, NOBODY likes him other than the women he brainwashed into his fucking cult
‘TRON: ARES’ is set to have a loss of $132.7M.

(via t.co/Odawcc3Zfr)
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concorde if they had only ever put a chicken in a wind tunnel and had nothing else to go on
i think freedom of speech is not freedom of consequence and if youre being a dick enough and you get consequences for it you deserve it. Also jails are fucked up and i tjink we should move more into actually helping ppl
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
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lgbt+ rights and gender identity is something queer allies love until the it/its therian walks in- sorry my identity is palatable enough for you !! 🙄
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The Onion could charge $5 a month for access to a Wordle style puzzle where the answer every day is QUEEF, and it would still be a better use of your time and money than paying the NYT for Wordle.