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The Superhoo @thesuperhoo.bsky.social · 2h

Do you have Athletic Brewing available there? Our friend occassionally drank it while pregnant and said it's passable.

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 3h

Tom Cruise in the courtroom scene at the end of A Few Good Men but he's saying "that sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?"

Jack Nicholson in the courtroom scene at the end of A Few Good Men but he's saying "a little bit is coming out the bottom"

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 3h

Sandwiches.

Sandwiches never change.

Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 4h

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."

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The Superhoo @thesuperhoo.bsky.social · 4h

"Hey owner. Try to win games"

That'll fuckin work.

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The Superhoo @thesuperhoo.bsky.social · 4h

Have now had Copacabana stuck in my head for the last hour.

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The Superhoo @thesuperhoo.bsky.social · 4h

"The Dodgers arent the villains, your team's owner is."

Yeah sure, great. But wtf is the fan of one of these teams supposed to do about it? Our ONLY hope is MLB stepping in.

Chris Towers is in Offseason Mode @cptowers.bsky.social · 5h

Yeah I dunno I still think teams like the Cubs not acting like the big market behemoths they are is worse for MLB than the Dodgers.

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The Superhoo @thesuperhoo.bsky.social · 5h

LMAO it's every school. Way to go, Google.

The massive data company cant teach its "AI" how to handle 0 divided by 0 nulls.

The Superhoo @thesuperhoo.bsky.social · 5h

Wow, #JMU basketball is really bad this year. One loss and they're in 1,000th place in the Sun Belt!

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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 8h

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

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The Superhoo @thesuperhoo.bsky.social · 7h

Go vote!

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The Superhoo @thesuperhoo.bsky.social · 15h

a man in a white shirt is sitting on the floor and says not like this .

ALT: a man in a white shirt is sitting on the floor and says not like this .

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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 17h

Well sir, we don’t put many cowboy hats on sale this time of year. But with Halloween over, we do have one in the remainder bin.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17h

COLLINS: Should the president know who he's pardoning?

MARKWAYNE MULLIN: I don't know anything about this one. That's the first time I've seen that.

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 18h

If Mamdani wins I will leave New York. I will go live in one of the other 5 houses I have, perhaps the one in South Florida, or the one in Paris, or Napa, or Cabo, but I will definitely leave New York. I will keep my apartment, though, because it's awesome and New York is great. But I will leave.

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The Superhoo @thesuperhoo.bsky.social · 19h

Now cmon, I know you've watched UVA basketball before. Out here putting that into the world lol

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The Superhoo @thesuperhoo.bsky.social · 19h

#UVA about to finish building a whole new Rotunda with all these bricks

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The Superhoo @thesuperhoo.bsky.social · 19h

Don't really need ref close up cam

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The Superhoo @thesuperhoo.bsky.social · 19h

Man Hoos are ASS at freethrows

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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 23h

It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.