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The Superhoo @thesuperhoo.bsky.social · 2h

a man in a white shirt is sitting on the floor and says not like this .

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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 3h

Well sir, we don’t put many cowboy hats on sale this time of year. But with Halloween over, we do have one in the remainder bin.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4h

COLLINS: Should the president know who he's pardoning?

MARKWAYNE MULLIN: I don't know anything about this one. That's the first time I've seen that.

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 4h

If Mamdani wins I will leave New York. I will go live in one of the other 5 houses I have, perhaps the one in South Florida, or the one in Paris, or Napa, or Cabo, but I will definitely leave New York. I will keep my apartment, though, because it's awesome and New York is great. But I will leave.

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The Superhoo @thesuperhoo.bsky.social · 5h

Now cmon, I know you've watched UVA basketball before. Out here putting that into the world lol

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The Superhoo @thesuperhoo.bsky.social · 5h

#UVA about to finish building a whole new Rotunda with all these bricks

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The Superhoo @thesuperhoo.bsky.social · 5h

Don't really need ref close up cam

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The Superhoo @thesuperhoo.bsky.social · 6h

Man Hoos are ASS at freethrows

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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 9h

It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.

Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 11h

Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...

Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent

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The Superhoo @thesuperhoo.bsky.social · 6h

If #UVA is gonna shoot a ton of 3s (good) they need to make more.

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The Superhoo @thesuperhoo.bsky.social · 6h

Needlessly wide.

Should take up as little space as needed

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Austin Riley’s Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 6h

Walt Weiss

a woman is making a funny face while standing in front of a man in a suit .

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The Superhoo @thesuperhoo.bsky.social · 8h

James Franklin or bust amirite?

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The Superhoo @thesuperhoo.bsky.social · 8h

Man fuck that.

David Ross is out there.

Baseball GIFs @baseballgifs.bsky.social · 8h

[Braves] #Braves Name Walt Weiss as Major League Manager:

The Atlanta Braves today named Walt Weiss as the 49th manager in franchise history after spending the previous eight seasons as the club’s major league bench coach. Weiss, who previously served as manager for the Colorado Rockies, has twice been a World Series champion: first as a player with the Oakland Athletics in 1989, then as the Braves’ bench coach in 2021.

Weiss, 61, has been a part of the Braves organization for 11 seasons as both a player and coach. He began his tenure as Atlanta’s bench coach in 2018, helping lead the club to a 680-513 record (.570), second-best in the National League and fourth-best in Major League Baseball. Since Weiss joined the staff, the Braves have made seven postseason appearances, earned six National League East division titles, and won the 2021 World Series.

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The Superhoo @thesuperhoo.bsky.social · 9h

Surely that's been the problem all along.

Tashan Reed @tashanreed.bsky.social · 10h

Quinn said #Commanders DC Joe Whitt Jr. will move from calling plays in the press box to on the field this week.

The Superhoo @thesuperhoo.bsky.social · 9h

And arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is.

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The Superhoo @thesuperhoo.bsky.social · 9h

We say it humorously, but it's same concept as driving your car.

If you don't drive it for a long time (like, say, one your grandpa kept in a garage for a long time), it's no bueno.

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The Superhoo @thesuperhoo.bsky.social · 9h

As an aircraft maintainer....

This actually is true. Planes want to fly. When they dont fly for a long time, they'll break.

Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 11h

AVIATION EXPERT HERE: being on the ground is really bad for planes. they only stay on the ground when they are scared. otherwise they like to be in the sky.

Raw Story @rawstory.com · 13h

Transportation chief Sean Duffy threatened to ground all U.S. flights amid the ongoing shutdown, warning "we'll shut the whole airspace down."

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The Superhoo @thesuperhoo.bsky.social · 9h

FFS....

I mean he hasnt been good with the Commies but hate to see it, and means the next man up is likely worse.

Tashan Reed @tashanreed.bsky.social · 10h

Update: It's been confirmed that Marshon Lattimore suffered a season-ending ACL injury, per source.

Tashan Reed @tashanreed.bsky.social · 13h

The latest on the continued injury woes for the #Commanders, from @tomschad.bsky.social and I 🔗⤵️ www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2025/...

The Superhoo @thesuperhoo.bsky.social · 11h

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The Superhoo @thesuperhoo.bsky.social · 14h

Cursed season

Tashan Reed @tashanreed.bsky.social · 15h

Can confirm the #Commanders lost Luke McCaffrey to a broke collarbone last night. With WRs Terry McLaurin and Noah Brown still injured, that group's obviously going to need some help.

The Superhoo @thesuperhoo.bsky.social · 15h

#notahero

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The Superhoo @thesuperhoo.bsky.social · 19h

FUCK.

I gave up after 3 quarters and went to bed.

Things GOT WORSE FROM THERE???

Post Sports @postsports.bsky.social · 1d

Jayden Daniels’s exit with what appeared to be a serious left arm injury was a devastating coda to a miserable night for the Commanders.

Key moments from the 38-14 loss to the Seahawks:

Commanders vs. Seahawks highlights: Four big moments from Washington’s 38-14 loss

The Washington Commanders dropped to 3-6 with a 38-14 loss to the Seattle Seahawks on Sunday night. Here are four key moments from the game.

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The Superhoo @thesuperhoo.bsky.social · 19h

a bald man is smiling with the words " you fell victim " behind him

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The Superhoo @thesuperhoo.bsky.social · 1d

Weaaaaak fuckin PI call

The Superhoo @thesuperhoo.bsky.social · 1d

Gotta narrow the goalposts. This is too much

Dianna Russini @diannarussini.bsky.social · 1d

Cam (not so) Little.

The Jaguars kicker connects from 68 yards away, a new NFL field goal record: