The Superhoo
@thesuperhoo.bsky.social
UVA, GW Business, UVA Darden/McIntire, Braves, Capitals, Arsenal, Commanders, DC United, Spirits, USMNT, USWNT
I wasn't aware that the pull being "small" makes it not a foul
December 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I wasn't aware that the pull being "small" makes it not a foul
Lol I hate Newcastle but cmon thats a fucking arm yank on Chelsea
December 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Lol I hate Newcastle but cmon thats a fucking arm yank on Chelsea
Got to sample some of this expensive baby at the in laws' house
December 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Got to sample some of this expensive baby at the in laws' house
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The Spirit Squadron’s statement on the ongoing negotiations regarding Trinity Rodman’s contract and the salary cap.
December 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The Spirit Squadron’s statement on the ongoing negotiations regarding Trinity Rodman’s contract and the salary cap.
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT get hired because he was a white male, died.
December 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT get hired because he was a white male, died.
Trade with the enemy? What's the catch here
Expecting D.C. United to complete a trade with NY Red Bulls for center back Sean Nealis (144 starts) for financial considerations, per sources. #mls
December 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Trade with the enemy? What's the catch here
December 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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The white lady “Public fuckup to rustic homey photograph and softball profile in the NYT” pipeline remains undefeated (applies to white men too, just with a rugged outdoor photo)
The Ritual Shaming of the Woman at the Coldplay Concert www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/s...
The Ritual Shaming of the Woman at the Coldplay Concert
www.nytimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The white lady “Public fuckup to rustic homey photograph and softball profile in the NYT” pipeline remains undefeated (applies to white men too, just with a rugged outdoor photo)
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Our Christmas tree comes with a cat demilitarised zone in the bottom third.
December 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Our Christmas tree comes with a cat demilitarised zone in the bottom third.
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I take it all back we should absolutely let AI run the vending machines
December 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I take it all back we should absolutely let AI run the vending machines
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if the mta sold F/M swap merch they'd be funded for the next decade
December 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
if the mta sold F/M swap merch they'd be funded for the next decade
Barbara Rose Johns was from Farmville! We drove past the old R.R. Moton HS countless times.
@willsworldmn.bsky.social
@willsworldmn.bsky.social
Beyond proud that Virginia is now represented in the Capitol by Barbara Rose Johns, a trailblazer who led protests against conditions in her school that helped end segregation in the U.S.
December 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Barbara Rose Johns was from Farmville! We drove past the old R.R. Moton HS countless times.
@willsworldmn.bsky.social
@willsworldmn.bsky.social
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Beyond proud that Virginia is now represented in the Capitol by Barbara Rose Johns, a trailblazer who led protests against conditions in her school that helped end segregation in the U.S.
December 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Beyond proud that Virginia is now represented in the Capitol by Barbara Rose Johns, a trailblazer who led protests against conditions in her school that helped end segregation in the U.S.
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look, laugh now.
but i firmly believe that by investing a mere $3 trillion into AI and draining 2 of the 5 Great Lakes, we may one day create a machine that successfully dispenses snacks and drinks in exchange for cash
but i firmly believe that by investing a mere $3 trillion into AI and draining 2 of the 5 Great Lakes, we may one day create a machine that successfully dispenses snacks and drinks in exchange for cash
Gift link, probably the funniest thing the Wall Street Journal has done this year.
We Let AI Run Our Office Vending Machine. It Lost Hundreds of Dollars.
An AI agent ran a snack operation in the WSJ newsroom. It gave away a free PlayStation, ordered a live fish—and taught us lessons about the future of AI.
www.wsj.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
look, laugh now.
but i firmly believe that by investing a mere $3 trillion into AI and draining 2 of the 5 Great Lakes, we may one day create a machine that successfully dispenses snacks and drinks in exchange for cash
but i firmly believe that by investing a mere $3 trillion into AI and draining 2 of the 5 Great Lakes, we may one day create a machine that successfully dispenses snacks and drinks in exchange for cash
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that's why they call them the family jewels
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
that's why they call them the family jewels
The testicles are where they get ya.
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The testicles are where they get ya.
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dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad
December 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad
At Capital One Hall for an Xmas concert
December 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
At Capital One Hall for an Xmas concert
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this is completely delusional
December 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
this is completely delusional
Looking at one of god's mistakes right now.
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "Here's the real truth. God only creates two sexes and two genders -- male and female -- and God does not make mistakes."
December 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Looking at one of god's mistakes right now.
Instead of Northeast Corridor-based division opponents reachable by train in Philly (122 mi), NJ (232 mi), NYC (250 mi), and Boston (438 mi)....
#DCU will get opponents in Charlotte (399 mi), Nashville (669 mi), ATL (638 mi), Orlando (846 mi), and fucking Miami (1,057 mi).
Absolute bullshit
#DCU will get opponents in Charlotte (399 mi), Nashville (669 mi), ATL (638 mi), Orlando (846 mi), and fucking Miami (1,057 mi).
Absolute bullshit
The Athletic affirming what @brucedunord.bsky.social posted about the new MLS divisions: www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
December 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Instead of Northeast Corridor-based division opponents reachable by train in Philly (122 mi), NJ (232 mi), NYC (250 mi), and Boston (438 mi)....
#DCU will get opponents in Charlotte (399 mi), Nashville (669 mi), ATL (638 mi), Orlando (846 mi), and fucking Miami (1,057 mi).
Absolute bullshit
#DCU will get opponents in Charlotte (399 mi), Nashville (669 mi), ATL (638 mi), Orlando (846 mi), and fucking Miami (1,057 mi).
Absolute bullshit
BOOOOOOOOOO
🚨 Sources: All info on new divisions in MLS in future...
- 5 divisions, six teams each
- San Jose not with California teams
- D.C. United not with Northeast teams
Likely plan, but not 100% confirmed yet. Playoff proposals too
With @paultenorio.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
- 5 divisions, six teams each
- San Jose not with California teams
- D.C. United not with Northeast teams
Likely plan, but not 100% confirmed yet. Playoff proposals too
With @paultenorio.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
Sources: MLS divisional revamp may split rivalries, blend conferences
www.nytimes.com
December 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
BOOOOOOOOOO