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Wikipedia Brown

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I'm not Steve Harvey, Suge, Uncle Phil, or Common. I was B_Effin_G at The Bad Place. I was Joe the Policeman on the What's Going Down episode of That's My Mama. And a 33x Jeopardy champ from my couch. Not a fan of Jerry Jones or 47. Wardrobe by Botany 500.

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Wikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.bsky.social · Feb 1

Here goes nothing.

A white photo backdrop in the background, with two studio lights in the foreground. A brick wall is behind the backdrop, perpendicular to a large window.

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Wikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.bsky.social · 29m

This is Tuesday in my house

Wikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.bsky.social · 42m

Talk to me in about 5 hours

Wikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.bsky.social · 1h

It’s forever Fuck Jake Tapper and George Clooney

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Big Lord Bunny @ceepain.bsky.social · 1h

Biden had one shaky debate and folks went on a multi-week witch hunt yet this mfer is speaking constantly and consistently about events that are clearly not happening yet no one in the national media is questioning his mental acuity.

WHY IS THAT?????

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Wikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.bsky.social · 1h

This is the only silver lining to a Vance administration. His lack of charisma and I dunno if the media will kiss his ass as much as they do Trump.

Wikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.bsky.social · 1h

I know we as guys aren’t great at conversing and I admit my aloofness has hurt me in the past.

But using ChatGPT to learn how to talk to a woman? That’s just pathetic.

Wikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.bsky.social · 1h

BRUH

C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 10h

This is amazing. I laughed out loud www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

As 32-year-old Rich points out, though, "it's not like using ChatGPT guarantees success".
When he met someone in a bar one Friday night and swapped social media handles, he asked AI what his next move should be.
ChatGPT discerned that sending an initial message on Monday midmorning would set the right pace. "Then it gave me some options for what the message could be," says Rich.
"Keep it light, warm, and low-stakes so it reads as genuine interest without urgency," the bot advised. "Something like: Hey Sarah, still laughing about [tiny shared moment/reference if you've got one] - good to meet you!" Rich went back and forth with ChatGPT until he felt they'd hit upon exactly the right message ("Hey Sarah, it was lovely to meet you") but sadly she never replied, he says. "It's been two weeks now."

Wikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.bsky.social · 1h

Watching Roc and it’s about the 1992 election. It’s crazy how 95% of what they said is still relevant 33 years later.

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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 1h

Everything might seem terrible but Halloween is still awesome.

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Wikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.bsky.social · 2h

A ghost story.

You tell the client your prices, then you never hear from them again.

THE END.

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Wikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.bsky.social · 2h

“Told prices; no response.”

Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 12h

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

rm -rf ~/

hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 12h

"The chancellor approved it"

Wikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.bsky.social · 2h

Chesapeake and VB too

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bdman1991.bsky.social @bdman1991.bsky.social · 2h

I always forget that VB and Norfolk use different street sign colors.

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Jer @jer-am-i.bsky.social · 3h

"I would rather live in peace than rest in peace."
-Chuck D

FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 3h

I post this article too much,,,
But we have mass shooting too much

www.newsweek.com/2025/07/18/f...

Why Flavor Flav says the US must ban firearms now | Opinion

The lack of U.S. gun laws has created a violence epidemic unlike anywhere else on Earth. This is domestic errorism

www.newsweek.com

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Helluva Bottom Carter @nicju.blacksky.app · 2h

I don’t see people trying to have conversations. I see insult laden opinions. I don’t see people being open to hear and be changed by other opinions. I don’t understand how any of the back and forth is helpful for our liberation if it’s just “I’m right and you’re wrong.” How do we move forward?

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Al Gore Rhythm @thestatement.bsky.social · 2d

You turn your heat on and off
And the gas company cuts it off and on lol

Leeloo Multipass @tiatalks.bsky.social · 2d

Do y’all ‘turn’ the heat on or do you ‘cut’ it on???

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Lucius Fox In The Box @carnegro.bsky.social · 14h

Sir Mix-A-Lot:

BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 1d

It really is a huge ass

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Wikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.bsky.social · 15h

Let us know just how dystopian 2029 is

Mother of Parrots @cherrylimenerd.blacksky.app · 20h

So I just took a 7000mg gummy.

I have not had one of these since well before my surgery back in July.

And I’m in these streets.

What could possib-lie go wrong?

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ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a abc logo in the corner

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John Bolton's Mustache @jonboltonsmustache.bsky.social · 15h

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Wikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.bsky.social · 15h

Never rude. Maybe a little petty tho.

Wikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.bsky.social · 15h

Ok fine

Wikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.bsky.social · 15h

Here you go

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Spookyanna 🎃 @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 16h

If I could stretch, I wouldn’t use my powers for good. I would wear sandals and then stretch my toes out and tickle someone’s ankles and retract them and pretend like nothing happened.

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 16h

DOINK OFF A HELMET PICK 6 FOR WYOMING

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Wikipedia Brown @theycallhimbfg.bsky.social · 16h

I try to avoid tequila at all costs so I get it