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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 15h

Not today babe, I gotta work on my pickleball serve

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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 15h

They’re getting better at having three arms!

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 1d

EXCLUSIVE — DHS Acting General Counsel sent out a memo Wednesday to all Federal Protective Service staff (the sub-agency that guards federal buildings) letting officers know they could take any action necessary "in the vicinity" federal property to protect themselves.

The Handbasket reports:

DHS top lawyer says 'no legal barrier' to actions officers can take to defend federal property

In a memo obtained exclusively by The Handbasket, Federal Protective Service (FPS) officers were given free rein.

www.thehandbasket.co

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 1d

Your jokes about Trump are extremely insensitive to those of us who are also bereft that we didn’t get the Nobel peace prize

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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 2d

for as long as i can remember i wanted to be 55

A picture from the new young tories article showing a creepy looking dude of indeterminate age with a lanyard and a sweater on under a sport coat, he’s holding an umbrella and wearing a trilby/fedora

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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 2d

A real man builds his own cuck chair

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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 2d

Trump can’t invoke the insurrection act if I do it first

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Mr Halloween @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 2d

Spirit Halloween costume named "Guy Javking Off In The Bushes," with the picture of a young Conservative UK activist who looks like an old pervert

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Negative Zero @valterra.bsky.social · 2d

changing my fundraiser because my roommates and I are no longer able to afford to stay here

I need to find a room and I need to raise money to move in, im sorry I have to do this, im tired and I just want to survive

please help if you can, I need to live

ca$happ= $ValterraBella
¥enmo= @VeeBeeExx

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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 2d

Lots of people do actually

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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 3d

Don't worry guys, we can push bluesky left after it wins the election

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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 2d

Gotta hear both sides

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 11d

That song “the Christmas shoes” always makes me so sad. I wish that man had given the poor boy a better gift like had I been there I’d have given him a handful of Iraqi dinar as when trump reevaluates the currency…

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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 2d

Sorry libs, but there’s only two genres: fiction and non-fiction

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himham @himham.bsky.social · 3d

Yet the state police have not arrested ANY of the ICE agents who admitted to doing this.

Wonder why.

The War Monitor @warmonitor.net · 4d

CBS reports ICE agents have repeatedly made fake 911 calls. Each time, police found no threat. In Illinois, that’s a felony.

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 4d

the 2010 episode of Party Down titled “Steve Guttenberg’s Birthday” is all the evidence you need to support the assertion “What this television show needs is an episode where Steve Guttenberg plays Steve Guttenberg”

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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 4d

Bosch’s The Last Judgment

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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 4d

Did they arrive in a U-Haul?

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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 4d

It shuts down if your subscription isn’t paid up

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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 4d

My toothbrush is actually private property, I rent it out and receive a nice little income from owning it

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The Hearse Whisperer @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 4d

I'm a single issue voter and my single issue is "do you want to feed my friends into a wood chipper", if your bitch ass can't manage a weak little "no" then get the fuck out of my face!!!!

LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 4d

Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 4d

well MY special magic book says god loves gay people the most out of anyone and that i'm allowed to huck a brick through your window if you piss me off. i'm not going to, I'm just saying i'm allowed

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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 4d

Conservatives hate kids on a very fundamental level

ACLU of Colorado @acluofcolorado.bsky.social · 4d

Earlier today, the U.S. Supreme Court heard arguments in a case about Colorado’s conversion therapy ban for LGBTQ+ children.

This will have wide-reaching consequences, as over 20 states have similar prohibitions.

www.cpr.org/2025/10/07/c...

Colorado’s conversion therapy ban arrives at the U.S. Supreme Court

A conservative legal powerhouse is challenge the law, which prevents licensed therapists from trying to change a child’s sexual orientation or gender identity.

www.cpr.org

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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 4d

If your moral argument requires me to vote for mass death to stop mass death, your argument is broken. The people pushing the button are the problem — not the people refusing to cosign it.

Derson @dersonhendorion.bsky.social · 4d

Thanks for being a single issue voter. You guys swung the 2024 election for Trump in service of the one thing that mattered to you most. And the result is that you now have the literal worst option for the Palestinians. Like I said, you’re part of the problem.

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worm adderall @wormmo.de · 4d

HELLO! I have created a little store online on the internet where you can purchase some of my art + design as stickers! My zine is also available!

I'll include all the designs in this thread - first up, animal comic stickers!

wormmode.bigcartel.com/product/anim...

$animal comic stickers price sheet - 2 sticker options - one with an osprey calculating refraction and one with a seal spotting you in the water$

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