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hypnagogic event horizon

@trin.bsky.social

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personification of a well used pair of crocs. immigrant. left. loves a graph joke. wants to befriend puppets. quality omnivore. i typo a lot but my heart is pure. 30s. any/all. in the uk, for my sins.

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hypnagogic event horizon @trin.bsky.social · 4h

Yessss, I look forward to this.

hypnagogic event horizon @trin.bsky.social · 4h

See, I would cut out the middle man and just harvest the mice as free friends. But I love that. I love torties. You have.. pictures? Of the kitties?

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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 7h

Divorce rates are the exact inverse of this graph

Jacob Weindling @jakeweindling.bsky.social · 7h

Crypto getting annihilated today. Bull market might be over.

Chart of down only BTC with a sea of red of shitcoins on the side

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 7h

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hypnagogic event horizon @trin.bsky.social · 5h

Carter also told me slightly about your 2.75 cats. What're their names?

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Floidberger @floidberger.bsky.social · 1d

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Thought Slime @slimemildred.bsky.social · 8h

simply mourn that he ever lived at all

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hypnagogic event horizon @trin.bsky.social · 6h

*from in "japan", eating greggs* They're actually pretty easy, I swear.

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'i will strangle a horse' on itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 8h

Pondscum? No they don't. They dont even have balls.

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hypnagogic event horizon @trin.bsky.social · 7h

Happy late birthday to @johnmckendry.bsky.social, an incredible man that I still have a crush on? He's great.

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Nick from Toy-Fu @toyfu332.bsky.social · 16h

Our department studies this!

Also, because the article doesn't mention it, "PFAS" stands for 'per (or poly) fluoro alkyl substances'. Things like Teflon, used in non-stick cookware and such.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Firms ordered to reduce forever chemicals in drinking water for 6m people - BBC News

The persistent pollutants which build up in the environment have been linked to serious illnesses.

www.bbc.co.uk

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 4d

You heard me

90s kid giving fingerguns in stylised video game neon backdrop saying “I don’t really give a fuck what people buy with food stamps and if you do it’s because you’re a fucking loser”

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hypnagogic event horizon @trin.bsky.social · 14h

Okay not as good as I wanted but not bad.

hypnagogic event horizon @trin.bsky.social · 14h

This is making me feel hope.

Sargoth (antediluvian atavism) @longersky.com · 14h

*sees the same name mentioned three times in a row by different sources*
is, is it true?
is this the day?
friends
it was
it is

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hypnagogic event horizon @trin.bsky.social · 1d

Oh god

hypnagogic event horizon @trin.bsky.social · 1d

i guess that's... Understandable. And fine....

hypnagogic event horizon @trin.bsky.social · 1d

Jesus Christ. Fucking why?

hypnagogic event horizon @trin.bsky.social · 1d

Holy shit, my gender nonspecific guys, am I.. bubbly? Am I fucking bubbly? A bubbly personality?

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hypnagogic event horizon @trin.bsky.social · 1d

WHAT??

hypnagogic event horizon @trin.bsky.social · 1d

Anyone have a good raincoat / waterproof winter coat they can recommend?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Nation’s Older Brothers Recommend Not Being Such A Little Bitch
https://theonion.com/nation-s-older-brothers-recommend-not-being-such-a-litt-1823191955/

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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 1d

Always up for a good jog -- otherwise, would I still be *on* this case with *you*?

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egg price watcher @bluser12.bsky.social · 1d

Zohran is stone cold man. Putting out an ad in Arabic after all the Islamophobic shit that’s been thrown his way? Pure swag.

Dems don’t need to copy his politics or even necessarily his campaign strategy, they need to learn how to grow a fucking spine.

Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 3d

أنا اسمي زهران ممدان وعم رشّح حالي لأكون العمدة الجديد في مدينة نيويورك

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Micah @rincewind.run · 2d

by any conceivable measure SNAP is one of the best programs we have, keeps countless people from food insecurity, and every dollar spent goes back into the community 1.5 times over

if you’re policing what people spend it on because they don’t “deserve” joy you’re a shitty excuse for a human being

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d

“Oh poor people can buy popsicles with food stamps” shut the fuck up the government gives perverts a trillion dollars in government money each year for pervert factories for billionaires the fucking popsicles are none of your fuckin business

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 2d

rip in advance to Scott "Mr Dilbert" Adams who is perhaps most famous for writing a now-deleted four part blog post where he attempted to hypnotize his readers into nutting and asked them to email him after they have nutted to tell him about the nut.

www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...

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