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“In the Fyres of Struggle let us bake New Men, who Will Notte heed the Old Lies.” A dude in circumstances who does things. He/him Cover image by @thembo.bsky.social

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12h

this is your fucking job that you're being paid to do. Imagine asking your plumber to stop your dishwasher from flooding your apartment and he's like "well what exactly do you want me to do?" The specifics are your part dog idk!

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12h

"well what are the Democrats supposed to do" I don't know! They're supposed to know! I'm not the one who sought and obtained a political position that would require me to know what to do when the ruling party attempts to install the President as a dictator!

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 16h

They finally made declawing illegal in California

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 16h

Are they salting her though

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 17h

The Life of a Showgirl landing in front of Taylor Swift fans and non fans alike and being thrown down the hallway.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia scene with The Slug hanging on Frank to annoy her mother:

"Mom, I'm sexually active now. Get over it."

"You're 35 years old. You're supposed to be sexually active."

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 16h

Thanks harassment clown, I'm sure your ancestors are pleased by your behavior /s

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 16h

Could you report the account I just replied to? It was specifically created to say awful things to the woman it's yelling at. It literally made an account "ihatekatherine" to berate katherine. Could you report this behavior to get the account nuked please? Thank you

Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 16h

Jesus Christ this is embarrassing and pathetic in equal measure. Second hand cringe like a bad cigarette. Imagine being so obsessed with someone you have to express it like this. What an absolute airport vending machine tuna sandwich

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 17h

The feds probably thought it was Jurassic Park rules or some shit and forgot frogs can change gender or whatever to breed

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 18h

we have had complete radio silence so far on the Green Lantern show thats dropping next year, but if HBO *doesnt* have multiple deaged Chris Chandler Hal jordan flashbacks when hes the biggest early 80s shithead, what are we even doing

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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.bsky.social · 18h

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 18h

I'm crying

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 19h

Probably don't even know about the basement smh

👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 19h

There was this dope period in the 90s when Superman was dead, Batman got his back broke, and Hal Jordan went goblin mode and it felt like for a very brief moment DC was cooking and creating some kind of post-crisis transition to new ideas

A Crumbling Marriage @bustronaut.bsky.social · 19h

Possibly the best figure McFarlane has put out

preternia @preternia.com · 19h

McFarlane Toys DC Multiverse Cover Recreations Green Lantern (Emerald Twilight) is up now at Walmart - bit.ly/4hePf9h #ad

👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 19h

I am not an action figure guy at all and I want this

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Grendel’s mom @grendelsmom.bsky.social · 1d

Has enough time passed that we can it was fucking insane Obama won a Nobel peace prize like Trump was right about that one specific thing

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 19h

Birthday Happy Eleni

FUCK I FUCKED IT UP

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Mike Migdall @itsmigdalltime.bsky.social · 19h

Today is @electriceleni.bsky.social 's birthday!!! Going through life by her side is my greatest joy in the world and i need everyone to say "Happy Birthday Eleni !!!!!" Or Else 😈😻🎉💖

Eleni in motion, beautiful lady giving peace signs in a dress on the dance floor

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 19h

House MD was at its very best a very very silly TV show but when House was like "I wouldn't take a Nobel prize I don't want blood money" it was uncharacteristically based

Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · 19h

people are mad about the Nobel Peace Price but let's be serious, they threw their credibility in the toilet when they gave it to Barack Obama, who never saw an Afghan wedding party he wouldn't drone strike

👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 19h

But not as much as tomorrow

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 19h

I need to remember that opps get included in these

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 19h

I feel like every thing I learn about AI is some variant of the dril candles budget tweet just "please help me budget this my industry is dying"

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 19h

Two times

👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 19h

They're all bangers. Even the original song Greatest Adventure, I didn't like it that much when I was a kid but now I appreciate how 70s it is.

FIFTEEN BIRDS

IN FIVE FIR TREES

WHAT FUNNY LITTLE BIRDS

THEY HAVE NO WINGS

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Isi Baehr-Breen @isibb.bsky.social · 20h

Thinking about that time I got quoted in the National Review about Bari Weiss

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