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wagnahark nonagesimus
@wagnarok.bsky.social
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call me will. he/she/they. proud card-carrying bisexual. I like space, RPGs, mysteries, and puzzles. banner by @itreachesout.bsky.social
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wagnahark nonagesimus @wagnarok.bsky.social · 2h
a close up of a man with #theexpanse on the bottom
ALT: a close up of a man with #theexpanse on the bottom
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wagnahark nonagesimus @wagnarok.bsky.social · 2h
oh that’s actually clever. what the fuck
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wagnahark nonagesimus @wagnarok.bsky.social · 2h
I never really thought about whether that was better or worse than punching holes in things. at least we don’t have the electronic machines
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wagnahark nonagesimus @wagnarok.bsky.social · 2h
that’s what we do too. like taking a scantron test in high school
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wagnahark nonagesimus @wagnarok.bsky.social · 2h
do you have to fill in bubbles?
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wagnahark nonagesimus @wagnarok.bsky.social · 5h
I liked Beyond a lot! It felt the most...Treky of the three
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 9h
Tom Cruise in the courtroom scene at the end of A Few Good Men but he's saying "that sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" Jack Nicholson in the courtroom scene at the end of A Few Good Men but he's saying "a little bit is coming out the bottom"
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wagnahark nonagesimus @wagnarok.bsky.social · 7h
I'll open up another x-file
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 7h
from 2003
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 11h
Captain Torture
A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".
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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 10h
theonion.com/dick-cheney-...
Dick Cheney Vice Presidential Library Opens In Pitch-Dark, Sulfurous Underground Cave
SUMNER, NE—The Richard B. Cheney Vice Presidential Library and Museum officially opened to the public on Wednesday, housing a variety of exhibits honoring the legacy of the former vice president on di...
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Daryl Surat @darylsurat.bsky.social · 13h
As Bluesky's general functionality continues to improve, there are times you may find it difficult to search for the content you need. So as a public service announcement here's the video clip you are trying to find to post when discussing the death of Dick Cheney today apnews.com/article/dick...
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Justin Carter @gigawattconduit.bsky.social · 12h
Woke up today to the news
Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake from the SNL short “dick in a box”
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Xero Reynolds @artificerind.bsky.social · 11h
Something something stiff dick.

*Sips coffee*
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wagnahark nonagesimus @wagnarok.bsky.social · 11h
wayne
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ecta foole @ectafoole.bsky.social · 11h
movie bad guy who keeps racking his pistol while making threats in order to be intimidating and the protagonist gets super distracted by all of the unspent rounds falling on the floor but the bad guy pretends not to notice. then they kiss, idk
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Ravin Boodram @rvbdrm.com · 13h
Image of a three-panel meme from The Muppet Christmas Carol. Panel 1: Ebenezer Scrooge leans out of a snowy window, shouting, “YOU THERE BOY! WHAT DAY IS IT?” Panel 2: A small Muppet boy standing in the snow replies, “WHY TODAY? TODAY IS DICK CHENEY DIED DAY!” Panel 3: Scrooge smiles joyfully from the window, saying, “THEN I HAVEN’T MISSED IT!”
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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 14h
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
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wagnahark nonagesimus @wagnarok.bsky.social · 13h
“I have never killed anyone, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.”

- Clarence Darrow
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Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 1d
It's like they didn't even want the jewels.
perryodontal.bsky.social Perry Areolar @perryodontal.bsky.social · 1d
the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...
according to the liberation newspaper, documents dating back to a 2014 inspection by the French National Agency for the Security of Computer Systems reported a staggering detail: "the password of the louvre's video surveillance server was simply " louvre. "
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wagnahark nonagesimus @wagnarok.bsky.social · 1d
there was something inspired about making a direct sequel to the bad/failure ending of the previous game
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Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 1d
New awareness campaign
A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: Using Generative AI? You’re prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control
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pearwaldorf (looking for work) @pearwaldorf.myatproto.social · 1d
ngl it healed something in me when I saw them in Lower Decks. It's not canon in the prime timeline but it's canon fucking somewhere
m00psy.bsky.social chadzia dax ($105/$150+) 🔞😷🖖🏻 @m00psy.bsky.social · Aug 29
it just fills me with so much joy forever that the first #garashir shippers were the #DS9 actors themselves 🙏🏻 🏳️‍🌈
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wagnahark nonagesimus @wagnarok.bsky.social · 1d
time is a flat circle
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wagnahark nonagesimus @wagnarok.bsky.social · 2d
something that just occurred to me: what should sax’s piety score be?
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