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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 5h

That was YOU? well _thanks_ Guy, the kid had me saying Boggy Boggy Bin Boy all afternoon

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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 15h

Definitely the way forward, didn't happen, nope.

wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 20h

We were there too!! Could have said hello, dagnabit

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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 20h

Real ones know that Alpha Centuri was the best game in the franchise. Same Civ mechanics but I can talk to a sentient fungus? Yes please

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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 21h

Of course! And today was brilliant, if somewhat scatalogical

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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 1d

This is basically seeing Beyoncé for 7-12yr olds, based on the length of queue and hype levels of those around me @jamiesmart.bsky.social

Union Chapel - a large screen over the stage showing "Bunny Vs Monkey Superfan Event" . A packed house waits for the show to start.

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ceej @ceej.online · 2d

damn. hoping it at least signifies something

William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 2d

It is a tale
Told by an idiot

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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 3d

Friendship in your 40s is: shouting "I love you" as you walk to opposite tube platforms having not seen each other for four months

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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 3d

Dessert (pudding) is where you want a second s(erving)

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Äpplesche 💚 @aepplesche.bsky.social · 4d

Huiii... 🤣

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Jonathan Portes @jdportes.bsky.social · 5d

David is slightly unfair. There is a clear difference here.

Conservatives and Reform plan to forcibly expel large numbers of people who are legal, permanent residents of migrant origin. The BNP proposal is voluntary.

David Herdson @davidherdson.bsky.social · 5d

This below is from the 2005 BNP manifesto.

Spot the difference with current Tory and Reform policy.

(p14 news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/bsp... )

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Samuel Pinney @ginbrogueshats.bsky.social · 5d

We have just established a new rule in our household. Most rules speak to a great injury (No jumping in the shower for example) but this is a rule of joy.

Do art, get pudding.

If you make art in any form, you get a nice dessert. You know a treat one.

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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 6d

Yes please

Ewamore, Quoth the Raven @ewacat.bsky.social · Dec 31

Reading a Jilly Cooper at the moment and dreamt I found an author who was Jilly Cooper but with sci fi so I lost my shit and I've spent all morning like "I better get back to that book" but it doesn't exist

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Coates is Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 6d

Leonard Rossiter as Reggie Perrin explaining why he was late to the office

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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 6d

I believe cornflour boxes will outlive us all

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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.com · 6d

Why doesn’t Bluey use her immense wealth to implement social services and eliminate the root causes of crime in Gotham city.

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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 6d

I put in the hours (by eating a staggering amount of roast potatoes)

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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 6d

It's a year out of date; we're not miracle workers

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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 6d

Don't want to brag but we've nearly used up a whole box of cornflour

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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 7d

This will make your weekend better
via Very important Positivity

A photo of a cat in a little superhero costume with the caption, "If you're feeling depressed or overwhelmed today, I just want you to know that David Dastmalchian adopted a stray cat that approached him during the Suicide Squad shoot in Panama. Then the costume designer made her a little Polka dot Man suit."

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 7d

Hamlet: To die, to sleep

Me: Hmm I do like sleep

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Crazy Cat Lady Abroad @crazycatladyabroad.bsky.social · 8d

I'm not going to lie. I am extremely disappointed to find out that "Helsing SG-1" refers to an autonomous submersible rather than what would have been a gloriously insane crossover TV series.

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ianVisits @ianvisits.co.uk · 9d

In memoriam...

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ian.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 12d

because stuff always works like this when you're a one-man band, obviously it's only now that Alien:Earth is finished I'm finally getting chance to remake the moulds for our Xeno:Morph kit. He's back in the shop as a pre-order, anyway!

model of Morph from Take Hart only he's got an elongated phallic head, dorsal tubes and spiked tail like Giger's Big Chap from Alien.

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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 11d

Welcome to Q4, motherfuckers

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