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The generational leaps between those three milestones feel entirely different
Next year the PlayStation 3 will be older than the NES was when the PS3 launched.
January 29, 2026 at 8:27 PM
The generational leaps between those three milestones feel entirely different
he wants... something
January 28, 2026 at 8:57 PM
he wants... something
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I have some more £10 doodly sketchy commissions available now! Please send me a message if you would like one!
(It doesn't have to be a goblin, I just like goblins the best)
(It doesn't have to be a goblin, I just like goblins the best)
January 28, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I have some more £10 doodly sketchy commissions available now! Please send me a message if you would like one!
(It doesn't have to be a goblin, I just like goblins the best)
(It doesn't have to be a goblin, I just like goblins the best)
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profoundly dislike the hobbit's trademark loose curl, if you turned up in Hobbiton with a sleek bob people would die
January 26, 2026 at 9:16 PM
profoundly dislike the hobbit's trademark loose curl, if you turned up in Hobbiton with a sleek bob people would die
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Nothing can prepare your soul for the first image ever transmitted onto a television
January 26, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Nothing can prepare your soul for the first image ever transmitted onto a television
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4yo: 'Can I go to school in my fleecy pyjamas today?'
Me: 'No, not today.'
4yo: 'Do I have to wear my human form?'
Me: 'Your uniform. That's right.'
Me: 'No, not today.'
4yo: 'Do I have to wear my human form?'
Me: 'Your uniform. That's right.'
January 23, 2026 at 8:08 AM
4yo: 'Can I go to school in my fleecy pyjamas today?'
Me: 'No, not today.'
4yo: 'Do I have to wear my human form?'
Me: 'Your uniform. That's right.'
Me: 'No, not today.'
4yo: 'Do I have to wear my human form?'
Me: 'Your uniform. That's right.'
They're going to Percy Pig the Traitors aren't they
The Traitors is coming to the stage, with a theatre production in London in 2027.
It will be written by John Finnemore (Cabin Pressure) and directed by Robert Hastie (Operation Mincemeat.)
It will be written by John Finnemore (Cabin Pressure) and directed by Robert Hastie (Operation Mincemeat.)
January 26, 2026 at 8:27 AM
They're going to Percy Pig the Traitors aren't they
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Everything is terrible except some things, like maybe, hopefully, the return of the Muppet Show.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSLE...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSLE...
The Muppet Show | Official Trailer | Disney+
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January 25, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Everything is terrible except some things, like maybe, hopefully, the return of the Muppet Show.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSLE...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSLE...
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MOVIE FACT: Elijah Wood's character in Return of The King was named "Frodo Baggins", a subtle reference to a character with the same name also played by Wood in one of director Peter Jackson's earlier films
January 28, 2025 at 11:39 AM
MOVIE FACT: Elijah Wood's character in Return of The King was named "Frodo Baggins", a subtle reference to a character with the same name also played by Wood in one of director Peter Jackson's earlier films
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Now feels like a good time to remind everyone that evidence suggests that playing some Tetris — and probably lots of other colorful games, but definitely Tetris — is helpful for a mind that is processing traumatic events. You need to take care of your mind to be effective. We need all of us.
January 24, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Now feels like a good time to remind everyone that evidence suggests that playing some Tetris — and probably lots of other colorful games, but definitely Tetris — is helpful for a mind that is processing traumatic events. You need to take care of your mind to be effective. We need all of us.
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Settings > Content and Media > Autoplay Video and GIFs
Turn it off, now.
Turn it off, now.
January 24, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Settings > Content and Media > Autoplay Video and GIFs
Turn it off, now.
Turn it off, now.
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For Jim Moir/Vic Reeves' birthday, a reminder it's thirty years this year since this advert.
January 24, 2026 at 10:01 AM
For Jim Moir/Vic Reeves' birthday, a reminder it's thirty years this year since this advert.
The most British thing in the entire universe is tracking down where something is by the bins. Another important London Centric story
This is one of the strangest and most screwed-up stories I’ve worked on. www.londoncentric.media/p/tiktok-lon...
Who's secretly filming fake TikToks inside Londoners' homes?
We tracked down the viral video account invading people's houses to spread false claims about immigrants.
www.londoncentric.media
January 24, 2026 at 8:34 AM
The most British thing in the entire universe is tracking down where something is by the bins. Another important London Centric story
I believe there is a direct line between Claudia in the Traitors and Richard O'Brien in the Crystal Maze and I am not interested in a debate on this
The character Claudia and the production team / writers have developed is so lovely. It just *reads*. It’s related to her Strictly persona, but not the same at all. She manages to be in charge of the shenanigans, while being outside it, commenting drily. Really hard to balance, but it sings.
January 23, 2026 at 12:25 PM
I believe there is a direct line between Claudia in the Traitors and Richard O'Brien in the Crystal Maze and I am not interested in a debate on this
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I just thought everyone should see this
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I just thought everyone should see this
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“Cant sleep… i’ll just have a quick look at my phone”
January 22, 2026 at 4:21 AM
“Cant sleep… i’ll just have a quick look at my phone”
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Goldfinger is on. This guy, Richard Vernon, is 39 YEARS OLD HERE.
39!
HE'S THIRTY NINE.
39!
HE'S THIRTY NINE.
January 21, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Goldfinger is on. This guy, Richard Vernon, is 39 YEARS OLD HERE.
39!
HE'S THIRTY NINE.
39!
HE'S THIRTY NINE.
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Vet: The cure is simple. Pet the great dog Wagliacci, a famous good boy
Dog, sadly: Woof
Dog, sadly: Woof
October 14, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Vet: The cure is simple. Pet the great dog Wagliacci, a famous good boy
Dog, sadly: Woof
Dog, sadly: Woof
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oh it's going to be a Recession recession
January 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
oh it's going to be a Recession recession
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This name, for someone advising people to eat more fibre and wholegrain, is really too lazy by the screenwriters, please.
January 17, 2026 at 7:43 PM
This name, for someone advising people to eat more fibre and wholegrain, is really too lazy by the screenwriters, please.
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As Pratchett said:
January 17, 2026 at 7:43 PM
As Pratchett said:
This name, for someone advising people to eat more fibre and wholegrain, is really too lazy by the screenwriters, please.
January 17, 2026 at 7:43 PM
This name, for someone advising people to eat more fibre and wholegrain, is really too lazy by the screenwriters, please.
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This thread is some of the most exceptional storytelling I've seen in ages?? wow. truly worth your time.
By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪
January 17, 2026 at 2:17 AM
This thread is some of the most exceptional storytelling I've seen in ages?? wow. truly worth your time.
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Politicians: don't use AI to make your maps.
January 14, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Politicians: don't use AI to make your maps.