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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 2h

Andrew Cuomo is incapable of speaking clearly and directly about Trump’s authoritarianism.

Will Greeenwald @willgreenwald.bsky.social · 8m

Does anyone remember Deadly Games? UPN show from 1995 that lasted 13 episodes about a divorced computer nerd whose video game becomes real and the enemies in it which are based on people who were mean to him start murdering people and also Christopher Lloyd is the devil?

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1h

Eric Andre asking Mel B if Margaret Thatcher had girl power

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Pat Stares At Clown World @patstaresat.bsky.social · 21h

GOOD FUCK HIM

Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 21h

After waiting several days to be collected by Banjo and Kazooie, an orange Jinjo was found dead on top of a large rock somewhere.
paletteswap.site/dif...

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Will Greeenwald @willgreenwald.bsky.social · 1d

Do you think Alice Cooper gets sick of people telling him it should be Feed My Frankenstein's Monster?

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Sera @serageranium.bsky.social · 2d

There's nothing wrong with Hooters per se, but only a deeply sexually repressed society would be capable of producing Hooters. It's wild that it existed alongside Applebee's and Chilli's. Yeah man let's go to the psychosexual chicken wing place.

"I want to watch sports and eat chicken wings but I also want to constantly be aware that every waitress in this restaurant was hired for her fat tits. No I want them to be clothed the whole time. I just wanna know that like, in the background."

Any upstanding pervert could come up with a strip club. That's good honest fun. But even a normal pervert couldn't come up Hooters. You gotta be a pervert who doesn't even know you're a pervert.

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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 2d

No, but for real, remember how Obama picked up a Republican healthcare plan, and Republicans called him socialist for it? Remember how Obama deported more people than Trump and Republicans are still like “Democrats are for open borders!”

power to the people on the streets ✊🏼 @strivingally.bsky.social · 3d

Dems need to understand this.

Not a single criticism Republicans level at them is ever made in good faith.

Therefore it’s impossible to compromise, placate them, or gain their respect.

They hate you for existing & they’ll call you communist extremists regardless of how hard you reach out to them.

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 3d

“They’re all Antifa now”

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 2d

Andrew Cuomo * @andrewcuomo
X.com
In a democracy, the rule of law must be sacred - impartial, objective, and above politics. When the law is weaponized or manipulated to advance political agendas, it erodes public trust and weakens the very foundation of justice. Whether it comes from the right or the left, from prosecutors or politicians, the politicization of law enforcement is dangerous and corrosive.
We must restore faith in fairness, facts, and due process - because once justice becomes partisan, everyone loses.
3:56 PM • 10/9/25 • 41K Views
Andrew Cuomo * @andrewcuomo
X.com
In a democracy, the rule of law must be sacred - impartial, objective, and above politics. When the law is weaponized or manipulated to advance political agendas, it erodes public trust and weakens the very foundation of justice. Whether it comes from the right or the left, from prosecutors or politicians, the politicization of law enforcement is dangerous and corrosive.
We must restore faith in fairness, facts, and due process - because once justice becomes partisan, everyone loses.
3:56 PM • 10/9/25 • 41K Views

Query: Make a 2-paragraph generic slop of a tweet about rule of the law.

Response: The rule of law is the bedrock of a stable and just society, requiring that laws are applied equally and fairly to all, without regard to power or politics. When the legal system is bent to serve a partisan agenda, it damages the public's trust and jeopardizes the fundamental principles of fairness that our nation is built on.

We must recommit ourselves to the core tenets of due process, objective truth, and impartiality. A justice system that is perceived as a political weapon serves no one, and we all lose when the scales of justice are tipped by partisan influence instead of facts and law.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 2d

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

YouTube video by The Onion

www.youtube.com

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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 3d

It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies

Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 3d

no they're LITERALLY exaggerating this issue. there is absolutely no data backing up their claims. ffs just say that!!

NBC news: The discussions come as Trump has sought to deploy National Guard troops in several major cities — including Los Angeles, Chicago and Portland, Oregon — saying they’re needed to reduce crime and protect Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials from protesters. Critics have said that the Trump administration is exaggerating issues in those cities.

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Will Greeenwald @willgreenwald.bsky.social · 4d

Before someone turned it into one of the first major works of literature, the Epic of Gilgamesh was just Gilgamesh's name for his penis.

Will Greeenwald @willgreenwald.bsky.social · 5d

The lemonade that kills in a less dignified way than the Panera Bread lemonade that kills.

Discontinued FOoOoOoOods! 🎃🍫👻🍬 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 5d

IHoP Minionade (2010-2010): Tangy strawberry lemonade, ideally served in layers of red, clear, and blue colored variants, topped with "unicorn-colored" edible glitter. Part of a promotional menu for "Despicable Me"

A clear drinking glass filled with layers of red, clear, and blue liquids, topped with purple and pink glitter

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 6d

jane goodall releasing a video of her listing the people she dislikes and ending with a vague message of hope is so iconic. truly someone i aspire to model myself after

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Jason Kikta @kikta.net · 6d

If a military member did this to an enemy soldier, it would be a war crime

Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 6d

ICE is hog tying protesters in Portland and removing them on Dollies.

This is dangerous and could cause serious injury.

The Department of Homeland Security thinks it’s a joke.

They’ve shared this video with the tagline “Refuse to Walk? We’ll give you a ride”.

Stay strong Portland.

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Will Greeenwald @willgreenwald.bsky.social · 6d

AI finds yet another way to deeply unnerve me.

Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 6d

While it's true that being polite to LLMs is costs LLM providers a ton of money, it also positively impacts results.
arxiv.org/abs/2402.14531

Should We Respect LLMs? A Cross-Lingual Study on the Influence of Prompt Politeness on LLM Performance

We investigate the impact of politeness levels in prompts on the performance of large language models (LLMs). Polite language in human communications often garners more compliance and effectiveness, w...

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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 7d

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

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☠️deadward niedermurder☠️ @niedermeyer.online · 7d

queen shit, rest in peace

KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 7d

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

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Will Greeenwald @willgreenwald.bsky.social · 7d

The idea of new things being good is directly oppositional to the idea that old things (specifically surface traditions and aesthetics) are always better.

That something new can be just as valid as something old is an insult to people who built their identity around _their_ old ideas being best.

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Will Greeenwald @willgreenwald.bsky.social · 7d

I'm not saying it happens to everyone, just that I know more examples than the Doofenshmirtz nickel meme.

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Will Greeenwald @willgreenwald.bsky.social · 7d

(Sudden realization six years after the first game came out, which has since gotten a sequel and a director's cut)

... GODDAMMIT, DID HIDEO KOJIMA COME UP WITH DEATH STRANDING AFTER LOOKING AT A T-SHIRT THAT SAID "LIFE'S A BEACH"?

Will Greeenwald @willgreenwald.bsky.social · 7d

The high definition pipeline is, of course, playing miqo'te in FF14.

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Will Greeenwald @willgreenwald.bsky.social · 7d

Really? I have to be the one to say it?
Boo-riyani.

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wolf pupy @wolfpupy.bsky.social · 8d

moon #moon

wolf pupy comic
panel 1:
a wolf pupy is howling at the moon
panel 2:
the sun is in the sky now, alone
panel 3:
wolf pupy says "nobody howls at the sun because it sucks"

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Will Greeenwald @willgreenwald.bsky.social · 7d

i'm sorry

Elmer Fudd has to count as a dilf to somebody.