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Wristy

@wristroom.bsky.social

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He/him. Probably autistic. check out my skeets below Random: https://tinyurl.com/ycxabsnk Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · May 7

I threw away a permanent marker the other day. Today it showed up on my desk again with the word "permanent" slightly bigger and underlined

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 4h

I suggest a new holiday called fearsgiving where we all sit around the table and talk not about what we're thankful for but what we're afraid of and perhaps give each other some comfort instead of pretending everything is ok and getting mad at the people who won't

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 4h

The dreadful knowledge that tonight people will ask me what I'm thankful for when I know that I cannot be thankful for anything any more and the reality is that the world is a nightmare and yet if I cannot think of anything to be thankful for that doesn't sound trite somehow I will be a monster

Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 17h

My alignment is chaotic meh

Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 17h

My D and D group have been playing so long that nowadays we sometimes just take out some pillows and have a nap

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 1d

When the four hundredth ghost in a row turns out to be a real estate developer

A graffitied wall with the words "Scooby fuckin Doo" prominently written at the top

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 1d

Disappointing. I hope they will consult me in the future

Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 1d

When the four hundredth ghost in a row turns out to be a real estate developer

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 2d

before you partake in the bluesky exodus, remember what father flannigan said: mastodon causes blindness.

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 2d

a worm hanging by a thread surrounded by a layer of what looks like snot in a cave

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 2d

My guidance counselor laughed when I said I wanted to be a shitposter. Well guess who's laughing now...

Still him bc that's dumb as shit.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 2d

some say it’s art, some say it’s not

Golden lamp in the shape of a nose with a bulb hanging from the right nostril.

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 2d

real shitposters only use lower case because we are anti-capitalism

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 2d

If you need an alternative to marinated tofu, you should definitely try steak

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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · Jun 27

Pilot: *over intercom* Folks, ever wake up with a feeling of dread? Like something bad is going to happen? Idk, probably nothing. Anyway, let’s get this bird in the air

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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · Jul 12

Asked my dog if he wanted to go walkies and he said that the sun doth bleed behind a sullen cloud as silence stalks the fields in funeral shroud, which is a fair point

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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · Aug 1

[in the back of a police car] are you guys mad at me?

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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · Aug 20

007: Bond, James Bond

Barman: What are you having, Mr Bond?

007: Whiskey, neat whiskey

Barman: Rough day?

007: Rough, very rough

Barman: *eyes narrow* Are you okay?

007: Depressed, clinically depressed