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It's really too bad the United States Congress no longer exists.
January 24, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.
January 24, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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Leonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia.
Wikipedia is 25 today.
January 15, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Boss wants you to find the most optimal path between all European capitals in log time
January 10, 2026 at 11:19 AM
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It’s genuinely wild that the United States spent decades building an elaborate rules-based international order which de facto cemented its permanent status as the dominant global hegemon, sustained by ideology rather than might, and now is just blowing it all up for literally no reason
January 6, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Fuckers changed my banana strain. Can't have shit anymore
December 25, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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Make sure you leave out milk and detritus out for Squiddy Claus! He'll be out late tonight delivering presents to all the good kids and squids.
December 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Imagine if Bill Clinton was actually innocent. That shit would be hilarious.
December 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
1984 if it was written by an illiterate
December 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Man with large hand in the creation of the perfect sociopath appears incapable of empathy. More at 11.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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People who adore the LLM-machine, that by design has no concern for truth, must have no concern for truth
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Imagine, if you will, that NASA updated its website to suggest gravity might not exist, prompting CalTech and CERN to release statements saying, "With great sadness, we can no longer recommend listening to NASA."

This is what's happening in epidemiology.
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Big fan of allopathy
November 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Frankenstein (2025)
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Yes, Lord of the Rings is about how you must trust the “hard men.” Just as Narnia is about an evil lion. And the New Testament tells a tale of a wimp who wouldn’t fight back. Next week on “fascists read classics,” we’ll meet tech visionary George Orwell…
October 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same
October 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Genuinely one of the least healthy lifestyles I have ever seen written down. And this is supposedly the good parts.
Musk put an aside in his own online encyclopedia about how he supposedly lost 20 pounds
October 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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good news! we've successfully addressed the problem where people were getting too emotionally entangled with our chatbot. we're happy to announce you'll be able to fuck it soon
October 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Almost like we founded the entire country on opposing this exact sentence.
Bessent: "No kings equals no paychecks"
October 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
We are not creating skynet we are creating Nozick's experience machine
October 15, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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October 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM