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@23brett.bsky.social

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I like reading, listening to music, long walks through the valley of death, and pineapple and coriander pizza. Dislike fascist pathological liar billionaires, long walks through the valley of death, and pineapple and coriander pizza.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 8h

Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis

CAIRO—As part of a historic ceasefire agreement with Hamas following two years of war, the Israeli government reportedly agreed Thursday to go back to killing Palestinians on a less frequent basis. “I...

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Brett @23brett.bsky.social · 1h

And..

Brett @23brett.bsky.social · 1h

They're pissed because it's an independent board that can't be bought or threatened, so they'll just threaten whoever, because that's all they know.

Brett @23brett.bsky.social · 1h

If everyone knows you'll attempt violent retribution if you don't win a peace prize, you're obviously the last person on Earth who should be awarded a peace prize.

Brett @23brett.bsky.social · 1h

Is it a coincidence that the peace deal is announced on the same day the peace prize is announced?
So he can play victim when he doesn't win?
So he can cry "Rigged!" like he's done throughout his life when he doesn't win?
Somehow, it'll all be Antfa's fault.

Brett @23brett.bsky.social · 1h

Also, if literally everyone knows you'll attempt violent retribution if you don't win a peace prize, you're obviously the last person on Earth who should be awarded a peace prize.

Brett @23brett.bsky.social · 2h

Nothing says you're innocent like attacking the whistle blower.

Brett @23brett.bsky.social · 3h

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Brett @23brett.bsky.social · 4h

America funds a genocide for two years, then declares peace.

Brett @23brett.bsky.social · 4h

Privatise the (non-existent) profits, socialise the (massive bubble) losses.

Brett @23brett.bsky.social · 4h

If seems pretty obvious that if everyone knows you'll attempt violent retribution if you don't win a peace prize, you're obviously the last person on Earth who should be awarded a peace prize.

Brett @23brett.bsky.social · 4h

Also, if everyone knows you'll attempt violent retribution if you don't win a peace prize, you're obviously the last person on Earth who should be awarded a peace prize.

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Brett @23brett.bsky.social · 18h

And banning guns would kill the murder industry. All politicians are blatantly corrupt. Genocide is fine. Both major parties are accelerating climate change for money. All our media and politicians are ignoring the fact that the US is now a lawless fascist state.
We're done as a species.
Done.

Brett @23brett.bsky.social · 19h

Remember all those years we suffered through the Coalition's blatant corruption, and couldn't wait 'til Labor got in?
What idiots we were.

Brett @23brett.bsky.social · 19h

They're all supposed to serve the Constitution and the people, but instead they're happily shitting all over both, with the media's help.
America is clearly a fascist state now, but no media on Earth will say it, just like they refused to acknowledge genocide.
Corrupt media means no democracy.

Brett @23brett.bsky.social · 22h

"Allegedly"?

Brett @23brett.bsky.social · 1d

Can anyone find whatever bed Albo's hiding under and tell him to grow a spine and just for once, do the right thing?

Brett @23brett.bsky.social · 1d

News Corp, who's never met a war criminal or paedophile they didn't support, who's a cheerleader for Trump's cruelty and facism, who are climate change deniers, who demonise asylum seekers, migrants and the unemployed, and who hack people's phones, are taking the moral highlighting ground?
Bless.

Brett @23brett.bsky.social · 1d

The Tories looked at what's shocking and disgusting most Americans and the rest of the world and thought, that'll make us popular again.

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