Zackary Schneider
@3ak5c.bsky.social
Troublemaker. Lovingly constrained by @cornzippers.bsky.social
Headhoncho @ wholso.me
Music @ wholso.me/zackography
Headhoncho @ wholso.me
Music @ wholso.me/zackography
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Met a nihilist who practices semen retention. He doesn't believe in nuttin'.
February 16, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Met a nihilist who practices semen retention. He doesn't believe in nuttin'.
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Heard someone say 'hemogoblin' yesterday, and I think I will be keeping the word for a long time, potentially forever.
February 16, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Heard someone say 'hemogoblin' yesterday, and I think I will be keeping the word for a long time, potentially forever.
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The way the string quartet on the Titanic had a platform monopoly
February 14, 2026 at 2:15 PM
The way the string quartet on the Titanic had a platform monopoly
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Let’s wish Happy Valentine’s Day to Donald and Melania.
Live, Laugh, Love.
Live, Laugh, Love.
February 14, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Let’s wish Happy Valentine’s Day to Donald and Melania.
Live, Laugh, Love.
Live, Laugh, Love.
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Glort Frabush, founder of Inhāāle, an online oxygen rights trading app, died when he speed-walked into the path of a garbage truck on Wednesday morning
February 14, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Glort Frabush, founder of Inhāāle, an online oxygen rights trading app, died when he speed-walked into the path of a garbage truck on Wednesday morning
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This is definitely going to kill one CEO so thank you Nike
Nike's battery-powered footwear system, which propels wearers forward, is part of a broader push to help humans move farther and faster.
'E-bike for your feet': How bionic sneakers could change human mobility
Nike's battery-powered footwear system, which propels wearers forward, is part of a broader push to help humans move farther and faster.
n.pr
February 14, 2026 at 2:11 PM
This is definitely going to kill one CEO so thank you Nike
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Three months ago I was hooting at the Metropolitan Airports Commission about ICE flights. Today they’ve sent me to holler at Congress. I’ll do my damndest to make you proud, Minnesota! #MNinDC
February 12, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Three months ago I was hooting at the Metropolitan Airports Commission about ICE flights. Today they’ve sent me to holler at Congress. I’ll do my damndest to make you proud, Minnesota! #MNinDC
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He literally says in this clip that ICE will keep in Minnesota “quick reaction forces” — a military term — to go after “agitators.” Remember that those on the ground in MPLS have spent more than a week trying to tell everyone that Trump’s prior “deescalation” was a ruse and ICE is still operational
Homan: "Operation Metro Surge is ending. In the next week, we're going to deploy the officers here on detail back to their home stations or to other areas of the country where they're needed."
February 12, 2026 at 2:44 PM
He literally says in this clip that ICE will keep in Minnesota “quick reaction forces” — a military term — to go after “agitators.” Remember that those on the ground in MPLS have spent more than a week trying to tell everyone that Trump’s prior “deescalation” was a ruse and ICE is still operational
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Chris Murphy: "I sat with the kids for an hour. They saw things in these prisons they'll never forget. The bottom line is we have a constitutional obligation to only fund an administration that's operating lawfully. We cannot, we should not fund DHS if it committing these crimes."
February 11, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Chris Murphy: "I sat with the kids for an hour. They saw things in these prisons they'll never forget. The bottom line is we have a constitutional obligation to only fund an administration that's operating lawfully. We cannot, we should not fund DHS if it committing these crimes."
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February 11, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Accelerate Feline! Un-alive! Un-alive!
February 10, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Accelerate Feline! Un-alive! Un-alive!
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technically every jar of peanut butter contains a fragment of mr. peanut's soul
February 10, 2026 at 6:32 AM
technically every jar of peanut butter contains a fragment of mr. peanut's soul
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I tell my wife I'm the boss like every husband does.
Quietly whispered to myself when I'm absolutely certain she's out of earshot.
Quietly whispered to myself when I'm absolutely certain she's out of earshot.
February 10, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I tell my wife I'm the boss like every husband does.
Quietly whispered to myself when I'm absolutely certain she's out of earshot.
Quietly whispered to myself when I'm absolutely certain she's out of earshot.
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When you have no transparent methodology, you can make anything happen.
Always think it’s funny when people tell on themselves for not really understanding how polling works by spitting diatribes about Rasmussen being a biased Republican pollster when they’ve been one of the most consistent and accurate pollsters for the last three presidential elections.
February 10, 2026 at 2:25 PM
When you have no transparent methodology, you can make anything happen.
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Thank you for continuing to show that this is still happening.
February 10, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Thank you for continuing to show that this is still happening.
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Replacing Bovino with Homan has not made ICE behave less like a psychotic United States occupying force... in Minnesota.
February 10, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Replacing Bovino with Homan has not made ICE behave less like a psychotic United States occupying force... in Minnesota.
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this morning in Minneapolis: "Ice smashed window and pulled a man out of his vehicle(Nissan posted) was a heavy ICE presence now there are 2 agents sitting in the man’s vehicle"
February 10, 2026 at 2:25 PM
this morning in Minneapolis: "Ice smashed window and pulled a man out of his vehicle(Nissan posted) was a heavy ICE presence now there are 2 agents sitting in the man’s vehicle"
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ron johnson is a piece of shit
Ron Johnson on Alex Pretti: "They got their martyrs, didn't they? They got their martyrs. I think it's sick."
February 10, 2026 at 2:26 PM
ron johnson is a piece of shit
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We want them to stop using excessive force and violating people’s rights. Masks embolden the worst agents it gives them anonymity. Masks make it difficult to document who commits crimes and civil rights violations. They lead to more abuses. ICE wants no accountability. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Ron Johnson: "Why would they to remove their masks? Because they want these officers exposed, they want them afraid, they don't want to carry out their enforcement actions. They want judicial warrants, which would completely neuter ICE's ability to apprehend"
February 10, 2026 at 2:23 PM
We want them to stop using excessive force and violating people’s rights. Masks embolden the worst agents it gives them anonymity. Masks make it difficult to document who commits crimes and civil rights violations. They lead to more abuses. ICE wants no accountability. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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this is incredibly frustrating. By framing this as a policy demand Dems are aiding a disinformation campaign that is intended to confuse the public about what is constitutionally required.
This is literally what CURRENT LAW requires. It’s in the Constitution! www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
February 10, 2026 at 2:11 PM
this is incredibly frustrating. By framing this as a policy demand Dems are aiding a disinformation campaign that is intended to confuse the public about what is constitutionally required.
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I should add that I don‘t object in principle to requiring via statute that people follow the constitution. “We really mean it, you absolute assholes” is a valid message to send via law. But I do think there’s a risk that people will lose track of the underlying requirement in this environment.
February 10, 2026 at 2:22 PM
I should add that I don‘t object in principle to requiring via statute that people follow the constitution. “We really mean it, you absolute assholes” is a valid message to send via law. But I do think there’s a risk that people will lose track of the underlying requirement in this environment.
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And to be clear, the risk.
SCOTUS: judicial warrants are required for homes
MAGA: judicial warrants aren’t required for homes
Dems: we’d like judicial warrants to be required for all private property
MAGA: no
Dems: fine, but body cameras
MAGA: ok it‘s settled judicial warrants aren’t required
SCOTUS: judicial warrants are required for homes
MAGA: judicial warrants aren’t required for homes
Dems: we’d like judicial warrants to be required for all private property
MAGA: no
Dems: fine, but body cameras
MAGA: ok it‘s settled judicial warrants aren’t required
February 10, 2026 at 2:27 PM
And to be clear, the risk.
SCOTUS: judicial warrants are required for homes
MAGA: judicial warrants aren’t required for homes
Dems: we’d like judicial warrants to be required for all private property
MAGA: no
Dems: fine, but body cameras
MAGA: ok it‘s settled judicial warrants aren’t required
SCOTUS: judicial warrants are required for homes
MAGA: judicial warrants aren’t required for homes
Dems: we’d like judicial warrants to be required for all private property
MAGA: no
Dems: fine, but body cameras
MAGA: ok it‘s settled judicial warrants aren’t required
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Absolutely agree, abolish DHS and ICE! We gotta call out those centrist Dems for enabling this mess.
February 10, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Absolutely agree, abolish DHS and ICE! We gotta call out those centrist Dems for enabling this mess.