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Evan Drane @4imdrane.bsky.social · 20h

At least he returns to a forgiving fanbase that understands that he tried his hardest. We all make mistakes, after all

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Suzanne McCain @mccainsuzanne.bsky.social · 7d

I think he's miserable because it went so badly in front of the military. They are not with him, which scuttles his evil dictatorial plans.

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Evan Drane @4imdrane.bsky.social · 10d

Build a time machine…travel to 1974…kidnap Elliot Gould…🤔

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Evan Drane @4imdrane.bsky.social · 12d

You’re bad at this

Evan Drane @4imdrane.bsky.social · 21d

Oh

Evan Drane @4imdrane.bsky.social · Sep 8

America is finally listening to the only city that matters

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Evan Drane @4imdrane.bsky.social · Sep 3

His Berrynese lilt provides immunity from such ailments

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Evan Drane @4imdrane.bsky.social · Aug 29

Panda dunkplomacy

Evan Drane @4imdrane.bsky.social · Aug 28

That. Cover. Alone…..

Evan Drane @4imdrane.bsky.social · Aug 26

LOLing at SCOTUS for telling the crook the one thing he can’t rob is the bank

Jonathan Ladd @jonmladd.bsky.social · Aug 26

SCOTUS thought they could ride the tiger and get what they wanted ideologically. In exchange, they would give him everything he wanted except the Fed. Just leave the Fed alone and you can ignore all federal law. But it ended the same way it has for everyone who tried to ride the tiger since 2016.

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Evan Drane @4imdrane.bsky.social · Aug 17

Dude flossed with barbed wire

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Evan Drane @4imdrane.bsky.social · Aug 17

He stood atop the list of old dudes who would beat my ass hard in a fight

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Evan Drane @4imdrane.bsky.social · Jul 28

Church & Bannister sounds like a Brooklyn men’s store that only sells goods with wooden handles

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Evan Drane @4imdrane.bsky.social · Jul 18

“Wassup. You are awesome. I like it most when you harm your friends”
-Andrew

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Evan Drane @4imdrane.bsky.social · Jul 2

They acquired JV with two seconds they received from trading away their only PG. They then shipped JV for a player one would, in normal times, need to attach two seconds in order to trade. All so they could finally get a PG — a circular firing squad of a FO.

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Evan Drane @4imdrane.bsky.social · Jul 1

I don’t care. It’s still terrible asset management.

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Evan Drane @4imdrane.bsky.social · Jul 1

Sac traded two seconds for JV, whom they now trade for a player you would, in a normal world, have to attach attach two seconds in order to offload. Kings stay the Kangz.

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Evan Drane @4imdrane.bsky.social · Jun 18

Lakers to Seattle confirmed

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Evan Drane @4imdrane.bsky.social · Jun 5

(sound of John Roberts high-fiving himself)

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Evan Drane @4imdrane.bsky.social · May 27

They never do anything wrong, and it’s hard to identify with that — very straight A kid winning the science fair vibe, down to their excruciating team post game interviews

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · May 27

I can’t think of anything more Orwellian than waking up to find out you’d transformed into a giant bug

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Evan Drane @4imdrane.bsky.social · May 20

My battery is in the red before noon

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Evan Drane @4imdrane.bsky.social · May 20

Farthest I got was #12, Elevate Me Later. Solid pick

Evan Drane @4imdrane.bsky.social · May 20

Letting out a Malkmus-like screech at the 2:47 mark of “Half a Canyon” when the website crashes before I make it to #1

Steven Hyden @stevenhyden.bsky.social · May 20

Hey, I wrote a lot of words about a band I love called Pavement — the tunes, the albums, the gold soundz, etc.

uproxx.com/indie/paveme...

The Best Pavement Songs, Ranked

Ahead of ’Pavements,’ Uproxx Culture Critic Steven Hyden looks back at the best songs from Pavement.

uproxx.com

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Evan Drane @4imdrane.bsky.social · May 13

All for the privilege of hosting a play-in game, in which they were blown out by….the Mavs.

Travis @letsgosac.bsky.social · May 12

So uh, am I wrong or if the Kings had tanked the last game of the season is there a coin flip chance that pick would’ve been ours?